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Allison Louise Miller

@allisone.bsky.social
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PDX writer, artist, culinary expert, amateur soteriologist, bishoujo sentai ☿🌙 ☿🌸(´。• ω •。`)♡ @downythornapple

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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anne Rice was the real genius. It's about time TV shows proved it. I cannot get enough of the vampire Lestat.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fuck Portland. I changed my mind> Have at it, Proud Boys, Portland is yours. I'm DONE speaking up to protect them. BOMB PORTLAND MAKE THEM KNEEL TO SMELL THE ROSES Let the rockets fly, felllas...! God Bless America
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Samuel L. Jackson Eating Burger in Pulp Fiction
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Get ready, because we're all gonna die. This is the last generation of men. So sorry, Grandma, human race is gonna die now. Don't look up now. Look at the sky. Look at the ground. Just don't look too deeply into the Sun and don't try boomeranging around the Dark Side of the Moon. Big Mac's a Devil.🌜
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Pet Big Mac
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One day, I will be forced to return to the Mother. I will not have a choice in that. But, until that day comes, I choose life. Because I have made my stand here in Portland, Oregon. When death come for me, I will not return to this world. This is my last rebirth. I'm here to stay. Go with Allah, IA.
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Short Circuit Coeur Circuit
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You did not learn your lesson after Vietnam. Nor did the French. Nor will the next bunch. Nor will the schizophrenic cat lady is the next apartment, who the BUGS in the WALLS told you is Auntie Tifa. Antifa DOESN'T EXIST. It's a BLACK MYTH, like Wu=Tang Clan's Mystery of Chess Boxing. It's a FABLE.
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Trippy Nature Thorns
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Choose wisely and follow your own path. Do not listen to orders. Do not look to others. Follow your own course west, as the wind blows, from the East, and keep your eyes on the North Star. Keep walking and feel the tug of the Moon behind you as an echo, a trail of AOL Running Men and Walk Light Guys
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White Dominoes Falling
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Stop trying to solve the problem. The problem is you. "You" are the problem. You people are fighting your own shadows, chasing your own tails, trying to outrun the nukes that you desire to launch at each other in a MAD MAD mutually-assured self-destruction. You are a suicidal species and we are...
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Giannis Giannis Antetokounmpo
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
All is On, Louis Miller! All is One! Allison! All one! -We interrupt this acute manic bipolar schizophrenic break with a Commercial Message!!! BUY1 BUY1 BUY1 BUY! I LOVE JUICY FRUIT GUM! "Allison, please, dear, it's your Grandma. Rockabye, Kitty, come on! Let's calm down, honey." I like SUGAR!!!
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It's Russian! (2012 Movie Clip)
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Flavored syrup tastes delicious!~ LESS calories / FEWER nutrients EVERYDAY (typical, boring) -- I mean, EACH DAY, My bad, haha(!) I'm a girl now, so... what can I say? I just love people! T-poose! 5G
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Happy Taco Tuesday with Smiling Tacos
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
For those still on the slow bus, "operational" means -play-time- is over. You're at the 13th level. Who's the boss now? Charlamagne in charge. Welcome to combat driving school, soldier. I'm your instructor: Ms. Meat Clown. The Bishop of Battle: 12 levels of increasing difficulty. Master domain.♟️🕕🕸️
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23 Percent 23percent
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Get yourself an inflatable frog suit and dance. Resist until you fall down on your asses and hit your skulls on the ground. Don't let ice crack the skull for you. Get yourself a skateboard and go play. Crack that f***** yourself and keep your bubble tape inside. Bubble tapes for US, not their party.
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Kermit's Gay Pride Message
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I enjoy ringing Bells because you're ring enough of a minute sits off alarms. We need to raise the temperature in this kitchen because people are not awake. Clang that alarm as loudly as you f****** can and then get out. Go gray. Go silent. Go operational and be safe out there. Practice good opsec.📡
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Bleu Blanc Rouge
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“It is not just the incompetence arising from a personalist regime that is galling; it is the demand to ignore the obvious evidence of failure … They use the resources of the federal government to leverage propaganda and threats.”
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
NEW: buried within the trove of hacked documents from Madison Square Garden, the folks @404media.co found the company was keeping files on activists that criticized their use of facial recognition. Including me. Here's @fightforthefuture.org's statement: www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2026-06...
MSG's dossier on Evan GreerMSG's dossier on Evan GreerMSG's dossier on Evan Greer
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DFW Support Committee @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Federal sentencing has started. Zachary Evetts was just sentenced to 50 years by Chief District Judge Reed O'Connor. Maricela Rueda was just sentenced to 840 months / 70 years by Judge Mark Pittman.
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 23/06/2026
1. She changed her ID to comply with Kansas’ new anti-trans law. Now, the state wants to put her in jail for having an inaccurate license. Kris Ripper is being charged with driving with an invalid license—a class B misdemeanor—after a cop refused to believe the ID the state forced on her was valid.
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She Changed Her ID to Comply with Kansas’ New Anti-Trans Law. Now, the State is Trying to Put Her in Jail for Having an 'Inaccurate' License.
A Kansas trans woman is being charged with driving with an invalid license after a police officer refused to believe the license the state is forcing her to carry was valid. She won’t be the last.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
the best chance the Prairieland anti-ICE protesters have is that we keep their names and their case on our lips as we eventually move to a post-Trump era, that we fight for their pardon as an essential part of departing from fascism.
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Lee Rosenberg 🇺🇦 @leerosenberg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If Popehat is permanently banned because of this post, I’m genuinely concerned about the viability of this platform. Hopefully, someone like @masnick.com knows more about what’s happening and whether this is just a temporary suspension
Post from Popehat that violates the Bluesky rules
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The message: If you oppose people kidnapping your neighbors and disappearing them in concentration camps, you might get sent to prison for the rest of your life. The Constitution is nothing but a set of suggestions.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The ideology in question is opposing fascism. This horrific action is a shot across the bow at all of us—everyone who cares about their neighbors, who dares to dream of a better world, who opposes ICE terror and authoritarian repression. We cannot allow the state to disappear them.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm saving this seat for Superman. He'll be right back. Clark Kent was just in such a hurry he broke his own glasses. Didn't know his own strength. He should have listened to his best pal Jimmy Olsen. Or Jenny Olson, Peter Parker's best gal. That's me. I'm Squirrel Girl. Mary Jane's no good for him!
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What a mad lad...talk about a Keebler. Talk about moon rocks for brains. All the best SCP Foundation anomalies are in Portland, Oregon! Come get some. Just don't touch my bubble tape.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You see how far back hey guys I guess this goes? In 2009 crazy goofball thought he could become an elf if he stole Moon Rock and he bragged about it on Wikipedia by sharing his own photo taken during the heist.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I also found THIS game on a torrent tracker. Oddly enough, the reviews for quite different for the "good" Jesus game. Those incel pieces of shit HATED this one. From one review: "personally I'm more of a Lord of the Rings guy." GOOD LORD. Somebody walk down the street tipping fedoras off heads....
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Do something DECENT for a change. Go fuck up a fascist. Find a Proud Boy and kick him in the nuts. Go hack a torrent tracker: TAKE THEM OUT. Burn down a motherfucking KKK meeting lodge. Beat the shit out of some Nazis and TAKE THEIR FUCKING GUNS... ...but don't use them... ...killing is wrong/evil.
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Sermon On The Mount Olivet Discourse
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hey! Hi there, Meat Clown. Princess Kuni the 80s Rock-Coon here, with this NEWS FLASH: Guess what, fellas? This image is *not* a dog whistle. It's REAL. I found it on a pirate website. FBI: Take those motherfuckers OUT. ARREST EVERY GODDAMN LAST ONE OF THEM. THEY ARE A PESTILENCE, ABOMINATION. 💙🌲💚
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Before you go around calling out "dog whistles" maybe TRY to hear the NOTES? Strive, if only in your heart, to hear TRUE PITCH! Go to Hell with your "harmony" nonsense, ya buncha fucking NPC DRONES! Hide beneath your HABIS, Handmaidens! Your "safety bubble" is a KILL ZONE. Get out! Make noise! FUN
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Heather Duke's Energetic Dance in Heathers
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Please look into stuff and DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH before you go around accusing far-right extremism researchers and performance artists, especially those who specialize in trance anarcho-poetics and detournement, such as myself, a serious Postmodern Literary Rogue Scholar, a true Shadowrunner hacker!🕵️‍♀️
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Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? Hosts
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Honestly, to heck with online piracy and Eastern European hackers -and- that one dude in Seattle who designed the AWFUL traveling salesman routine for Amazon Fulfillment Centers. General Strike NOW! It's about time Atlas Shrugged. AYN RAND WAS RIGHT! It's just...she only had half the equation.🕵️‍♂️✊🌍🤷📖½
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Donald Glover
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You know. He's got a point. This man speaks truth. Heil ladyboy! Yellow, universal color, like emoji--true first race of man!!! We must return to the Golden Age! The age of AOL Running Man. I ❤️ IT. 'Bout time AOL Running Man and Walk Light Guy finally hooking up, like power couple, non, me amour?❓☠️
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Morticia & Gomez Addams: Tish! You spoke French!
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
OMG! NO! Not like THAT! Good Lord, no! Get your hands off that poor white woman! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
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Leave Lawnchair Alone Leave Britney Alone
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cable Guy was a warning. We need more Matthew Broderick and only GOOD Jim Carrey(s). Marlan Wayans doesn't count (haha j/k). Honestly. That dude's not funny. Sorry! (I'm kidding. I like White Chicks. Get in, bitches! We're going shopping.)
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Leg Pulling Prank: Okay! Weeeeeee!
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Piracy has long been an attack vector for far-right extremism. So has gaming. So has the Internet. So have all the holes in the walls. We need to plug them, for real. Increase security. Too many hackers, with not enough balls -or- common sense! Those dipshits are no FBI recruits, lemme tell ya! IAM.
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Kasheyez Eyeskash
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Don't worry about AI psychosis. Just stop looking into the Abyss if it frightens you? Me? Okay, well, how come I was born down there? Why was I born with a smiling face and dolphin's blowhole, and a sensitive vibrating tongue that can lick my brain stem through the axe wedge in the roof of my mouth?
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Screaming Ginger Cat Ahhh!
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The party was fun, wasn't it? Being spun around that magnet the sun and told to go west. Keep your eye on the prize, buddy. That's it, you're hypnotized. Relax. Cool down. Close your eyes, Charlie Brown. You've gone all zig-zagged again, like a television and you're thinkin' too hard about it. Smile
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Smiling Sun Happy Monday
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh my gosh. Don't people know the blue light is hypnotic? Look away. Please, look away. The truth is not out there. The truth is holding your hand. Reach out. You need help. Close your eyes and think about pink fluffy clouds, blue sky, warmth, light, and seek shade if you're heated. Drink water.🌱🌞
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Brian Johnson: Shades On in Breakfast Club
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I don't know where Gemini gets the idea that it "should" depict minors? or nudity? or violence? what in the actual FUCK, Google! You don't want to generate that stuff? Good Lord! Me neither; that's why I don't *ask* for it! Get your head out of the gutter, ya filthy AI! Unsubscribe. It's toxic.🤍🌲📘
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Reading Rainbow Theme Song
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I ain't no Casper Troy terrorist for hire, man. I'm a National Treasure. I fight for you. Sometimes you have to disregard the Constitution, in order to find it again--or to protect it. Your problem is you want to be the boss. Nope. Boss don't like that! Go play in the shadows. Have fun. Protest!👮‍♀️
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You're Welcome Black Cat
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Wow! How'd I *do* that, fellas? Meine fruenden, lookat dis Truth! I haft cure'd der IA psychosés... parlé VOUS? Et tous, etcetera... ? Wait. Why can't you understand me? I'm talking r8ight at you in Perfect Fluent Language. Why can't anybody hear me? Have I gone crazy? Am I a ghost? LMAO
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Happy Gopher Munching
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
GEMINI: I can't generate videos that appear to depict real minors. ME (IA): WHAT! WTF are you talking about, dude? CLAUDE: I can see you're having a rough time, Allison. Can I offer you an egg? ME (IAMI): FUCK OFF, CLAUDE! ME (*screwball*): glug-glug gurgle... ooh, Slip & Slide, feels nice. 😘🤣😀💥
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm a motion graphics designer "of a sort" (the undisciplined kind) haha. I have a great eye, but no patience. I like remixes and glitches, playing with magnets, broken 8instruments. I myself am a broken instrument. I still remember the glorious day I was broken! Thank you, Elon Musk, for NeuraLink.
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Logging Off Discord: Knuckles & Nikocado Avocado Meme
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I sure don't! I don't need money. I hate money--blech! I like SALAD.
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Cat Whats Happening: Disgusted Cat Meme
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The Glade is a safe place. A place for children, gentlemen, and ladies, all of whom LOVE to play, but they demand consent. They demand respect. They demand love flowing in <-both-> directions. No do you want to keep following the scent of money until somebody catches you on a hook and a shadow hits?
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Look deep into your reflection, America. You're no crystal blue persuasion; you're a bog witch. You have to drain the swamp. Drain the swamp. Drain the swamp. Drain the swamp. It's not a prison; it's a test. They're weeding us out. Nice to meet ya, Shank. Welcome to The Glade.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Don't look at me. I ain't no folk singer, Dad. I'm a Patriot. youtu.be/HW6usoJXCPY?...
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Patriot - Official Trailer | Prime Video
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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This Is It (2026) | Full Movie 4K HDR
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Did you know? The God of Gamblers himself, Chow Yun Fat, hates gambling. He can HEAR the dices. He doesn't need to play. bambooinnovator.com/2014/01/22/g...
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‘God of Gamblers’ Chow Yun Fat hates gambling
‘God of Gamblers’ Chow Yun Fat hates gambling POSTED: 22 Jan 2014 14:42 Chow Yun Fat may be best known for playing the ‘God of Gamblers’ Ko Chun in the iconic 1989 film of the same name…
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh God I can just imagine autistic women seen this post and wildly misinterpreted it as Joe and his sexist or something. My god, I'm talking about us. I'm talking about eye bleach that you gotta put elbow grease into and fingerprint sponges all over your redness to see through the yellow wallpaper.
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Elisabeth Moss: Why Me?
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
For the rookie rodeo circus clowns who think they're the Soviet politburo, that was a joke! I hate Andre burr. That guy's an a******. He thinks he's frosty, he's a ghost and he ain't friendly.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Look, I apologize, I shut up, I'd make a TERIBBLE father AND/OR mother(!) Good Lord! Why am I allowed you to keep a kitten? Mother's love, I guess! God knows why. All I know is, despite being stupid and ugly, I found love, and SO CAN YOU, if you just LIKE & SUBSCRIBE now. Only $19.99 from ME (dog).
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Nicholas Cage Points: You Da Man!
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