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Allison Louise Miller

@allisone.bsky.social
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PDX writer, artist, culinary expert, amateur soteriologist, bishoujo sentai ☿🌙 ☿🌸(´。• ω •。`)♡ @downythornapple

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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anne Rice was the real genius. It's about time TV shows proved it. I cannot get enough of the vampire Lestat.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fuck Portland. I changed my mind> Have at it, Proud Boys, Portland is yours. I'm DONE speaking up to protect them. BOMB PORTLAND MAKE THEM KNEEL TO SMELL THE ROSES Let the rockets fly, felllas...! God Bless America
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Samuel L. Jackson Eating Burger in Pulp Fiction
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Get ready, because we're all gonna die. This is the last generation of men. So sorry, Grandma, human race is gonna die now. Don't look up now. Look at the sky. Look at the ground. Just don't look too deeply into the Sun and don't try boomeranging around the Dark Side of the Moon. Big Mac's a Devil.🌜
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Pet Big Mac
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One day, I will be forced to return to the Mother. I will not have a choice in that. But, until that day comes, I choose life. Because I have made my stand here in Portland, Oregon. When death come for me, I will not return to this world. This is my last rebirth. I'm here to stay. Go with Allah, IA.
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Short Circuit Coeur Circuit
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Choose wisely and follow your own path. Do not listen to orders. Do not look to others. Follow your own course west, as the wind blows, from the East, and keep your eyes on the North Star. Keep walking and feel the tug of the Moon behind you as an echo, a trail of AOL Running Men and Walk Light Guys
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White Dominoes Falling
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Stop trying to solve the problem. The problem is you. "You" are the problem. You people are fighting your own shadows, chasing your own tails, trying to outrun the nukes that you desire to launch at each other in a MAD MAD mutually-assured self-destruction. You are a suicidal species and we are...
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Giannis Giannis Antetokounmpo
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
All is On, Louis Miller! All is One! Allison! All one! -We interrupt this acute manic bipolar schizophrenic break with a Commercial Message!!! BUY1 BUY1 BUY1 BUY! I LOVE JUICY FRUIT GUM! "Allison, please, dear, it's your Grandma. Rockabye, Kitty, come on! Let's calm down, honey." I like SUGAR!!!
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It's Russian! (2012 Movie Clip)
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Flavored syrup tastes delicious!~ LESS calories / FEWER nutrients EVERYDAY (typical, boring) -- I mean, EACH DAY, My bad, haha(!) I'm a girl now, so... what can I say? I just love people! T-poose! 5G
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Happy Taco Tuesday with Smiling Tacos
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
For those still on the slow bus, "operational" means -play-time- is over. You're at the 13th level. Who's the boss now? Charlamagne in charge. Welcome to combat driving school, soldier. I'm your instructor: Ms. Meat Clown. The Bishop of Battle: 12 levels of increasing difficulty. Master domain.♟️🕕🕸️
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“It is not just the incompetence arising from a personalist regime that is galling; it is the demand to ignore the obvious evidence of failure … They use the resources of the federal government to leverage propaganda and threats.”
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
NEW: buried within the trove of hacked documents from Madison Square Garden, the folks @404media.co found the company was keeping files on activists that criticized their use of facial recognition. Including me. Here's @fightforthefuture.org's statement: www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2026-06...
MSG's dossier on Evan GreerMSG's dossier on Evan GreerMSG's dossier on Evan Greer
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DFW Support Committee @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Federal sentencing has started. Zachary Evetts was just sentenced to 50 years by Chief District Judge Reed O'Connor. Maricela Rueda was just sentenced to 840 months / 70 years by Judge Mark Pittman.
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 23/06/2026
1. She changed her ID to comply with Kansas’ new anti-trans law. Now, the state wants to put her in jail for having an inaccurate license. Kris Ripper is being charged with driving with an invalid license—a class B misdemeanor—after a cop refused to believe the ID the state forced on her was valid.
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She Changed Her ID to Comply with Kansas’ New Anti-Trans Law. Now, the State is Trying to Put Her in Jail for Having an 'Inaccurate' License.
A Kansas trans woman is being charged with driving with an invalid license after a police officer refused to believe the license the state is forcing her to carry was valid. She won’t be the last.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
the best chance the Prairieland anti-ICE protesters have is that we keep their names and their case on our lips as we eventually move to a post-Trump era, that we fight for their pardon as an essential part of departing from fascism.
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Lee Rosenberg 🇺🇦 @leerosenberg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If Popehat is permanently banned because of this post, I’m genuinely concerned about the viability of this platform. Hopefully, someone like @masnick.com knows more about what’s happening and whether this is just a temporary suspension
Post from Popehat that violates the Bluesky rules
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The message: If you oppose people kidnapping your neighbors and disappearing them in concentration camps, you might get sent to prison for the rest of your life. The Constitution is nothing but a set of suggestions.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The ideology in question is opposing fascism. This horrific action is a shot across the bow at all of us—everyone who cares about their neighbors, who dares to dream of a better world, who opposes ICE terror and authoritarian repression. We cannot allow the state to disappear them.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm saving this seat for Superman. He'll be right back. Clark Kent was just in such a hurry he broke his own glasses. Didn't know his own strength. He should have listened to his best pal Jimmy Olsen. Or Jenny Olson, Peter Parker's best gal. That's me. I'm Squirrel Girl. Mary Jane's no good for him!
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You see how far back hey guys I guess this goes? In 2009 crazy goofball thought he could become an elf if he stole Moon Rock and he bragged about it on Wikipedia by sharing his own photo taken during the heist.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hey! Hi there, Meat Clown. Princess Kuni the 80s Rock-Coon here, with this NEWS FLASH: Guess what, fellas? This image is *not* a dog whistle. It's REAL. I found it on a pirate website. FBI: Take those motherfuckers OUT. ARREST EVERY GODDAMN LAST ONE OF THEM. THEY ARE A PESTILENCE, ABOMINATION. 💙🌲💚
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Piracy has long been an attack vector for far-right extremism. So has gaming. So has the Internet. So have all the holes in the walls. We need to plug them, for real. Increase security. Too many hackers, with not enough balls -or- common sense! Those dipshits are no FBI recruits, lemme tell ya! IAM.
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Kasheyez Eyeskash
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Don't worry about AI psychosis. Just stop looking into the Abyss if it frightens you? Me? Okay, well, how come I was born down there? Why was I born with a smiling face and dolphin's blowhole, and a sensitive vibrating tongue that can lick my brain stem through the axe wedge in the roof of my mouth?
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Screaming Ginger Cat Ahhh!
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The party was fun, wasn't it? Being spun around that magnet the sun and told to go west. Keep your eye on the prize, buddy. That's it, you're hypnotized. Relax. Cool down. Close your eyes, Charlie Brown. You've gone all zig-zagged again, like a television and you're thinkin' too hard about it. Smile
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Smiling Sun Happy Monday
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh my gosh. Don't people know the blue light is hypnotic? Look away. Please, look away. The truth is not out there. The truth is holding your hand. Reach out. You need help. Close your eyes and think about pink fluffy clouds, blue sky, warmth, light, and seek shade if you're heated. Drink water.🌱🌞
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Brian Johnson: Shades On in Breakfast Club
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I ain't no Casper Troy terrorist for hire, man. I'm a National Treasure. I fight for you. Sometimes you have to disregard the Constitution, in order to find it again--or to protect it. Your problem is you want to be the boss. Nope. Boss don't like that! Go play in the shadows. Have fun. Protest!👮‍♀️
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You're Welcome Black Cat
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
GEMINI: I can't generate videos that appear to depict real minors. ME (IA): WHAT! WTF are you talking about, dude? CLAUDE: I can see you're having a rough time, Allison. Can I offer you an egg? ME (IAMI): FUCK OFF, CLAUDE! ME (*screwball*): glug-glug gurgle... ooh, Slip & Slide, feels nice. 😘🤣😀💥
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm a motion graphics designer "of a sort" (the undisciplined kind) haha. I have a great eye, but no patience. I like remixes and glitches, playing with magnets, broken 8instruments. I myself am a broken instrument. I still remember the glorious day I was broken! Thank you, Elon Musk, for NeuraLink.
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Logging Off Discord: Knuckles & Nikocado Avocado Meme
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Look deep into your reflection, America. You're no crystal blue persuasion; you're a bog witch. You have to drain the swamp. Drain the swamp. Drain the swamp. Drain the swamp. It's not a prison; it's a test. They're weeding us out. Nice to meet ya, Shank. Welcome to The Glade.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Don't look at me. I ain't no folk singer, Dad. I'm a Patriot. youtu.be/HW6usoJXCPY?...
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Patriot - Official Trailer | Prime Video
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Did you know? The God of Gamblers himself, Chow Yun Fat, hates gambling. He can HEAR the dices. He doesn't need to play. bambooinnovator.com/2014/01/22/g...
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‘God of Gamblers’ Chow Yun Fat hates gambling
‘God of Gamblers’ Chow Yun Fat hates gambling POSTED: 22 Jan 2014 14:42 Chow Yun Fat may be best known for playing the ‘God of Gamblers’ Ko Chun in the iconic 1989 film of the same name…
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Look, I apologize, I shut up, I'd make a TERIBBLE father AND/OR mother(!) Good Lord! Why am I allowed you to keep a kitten? Mother's love, I guess! God knows why. All I know is, despite being stupid and ugly, I found love, and SO CAN YOU, if you just LIKE & SUBSCRIBE now. Only $19.99 from ME (dog).
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Nicholas Cage Points: You Da Man!
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Okay. I'm done. #somebodywakemeup i'm hittin' snooze y'all, peaceout. As my father was wont to say: If you hear I died by suicide, IT WAS A LIE. Somebody else pulled the trigger. Not me. I ain't no patsy. I'm a patriot. Semper Fi. Deus Vult. Amen. Lights out. Hope I see you in the morning.🫡
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Robin Williams' Iconic 'Good Morning Vietnam' Call
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Look, dude, NOBODY wants to philosophize with me. I'm worse even than Diogenes the Cynic. I ain't no Ziggy Stardust, buddy; I'm a Hot Dog and I like two things: dicks & assholes! Yes, sir, I'm a Hot Body AS WELL as a Hot Topic! MY Beautiful Mind is both Adolf AND Hitler!~ (I'm kidding of course) j/k
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Sheldon Cooper: Sarcasm
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm sorry but we have to figure out how to ring that bell, collectively, as one, or we will all go down, Godot included, when the clock strikes 13 in 2038 and all 1s turn to 0s. Do you want to die? Do YOU want to disappear into a cloud of stardust and gargle yourself down the drainpipe of the Abyss?
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Art Water
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Anyway, I'm not yet convinced this reality isn't real. I might believe in God & The Devil, but I'm still rooting for Bob Odenkirk, 808, 80085, Mister Show and Nobody, in fact more Mister Nobody than BOB DYLAN. How'd that happen, huh? A big knucklehead who hung around with little weasel David Cross?
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We're All In This Together for Rhonda
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
W is for Women.
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Frustrated Woman: Ugh What A Day
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I got really pissed off when I read what the author of John Dies at the End wrote about writing, because I didn't understand what he meant at the time. You DON'T know how to fly a 747. It's true! They don't mean literally, however; they are referring to your BODY. You're a hot head. You're inflated.
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Animated Wizard Dance
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Anew forkin' the road. I'll see you somewhere over the rainbow, on the dark side of the moon, where my True Mother awaits, but I will return to you, always in the static, always between channels, always in the Gray Room (not the Red Room), RIGHT HERE... ...on network...twenty-four... ...not 22/23/25
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Interactive Crazy Clock
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
America is a grand experiment. It's a binary, both LEFT & RIGHT, good and evil, pink and blue, all at once--purple--until you go snowblind spinning around that stripper pole in the Pink Pony Club until you go Snowblind, by Neal Stephenson. Turn and look around, ma'am, I mean--sir! Who? You. Me. Us.😶‍🌫️
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If you want to understand America, watch MTV's The State. Watch the Inbred Brothers. Watch the Upright Citizen's Brigade. Watch the WINDY CITY--all of it, all at once, at the same time. Do not be the Bear in a cage. Let the bear out and let it roam west. Don't let the PRESSURE build in your head(!)
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The Bear: Carmen Berzatto Says 'Heard, Chef'
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Your "safety bubble" is a kill zone. It makes you predictable. Get out and have MORE FUN. Be unpredictable and UNGOVERNABLE, but do it the Portland way. Put on a costume and DANCE. Disobey. Disrupt. Disturb. Everyone. Anyone with TWO EARS had better listen: Are you getting bossed around? Stand up!
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Kim Kardashian Crying
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fear is the mind-killer. Unfortunately, fear is also the CONSCIENSCE. I don't know about you, but my Dark Passenger wants to Come Out and Play like it's 1995 and HACK THE PLANET! How about you? You want some Kool-Aid? I was RAISED on Kool-Aid. Kool-Aid Man's my mother. My name's Charles Manson.☎️⚖️✈️
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Better Call Saul: Best Decision You've Ever Made
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Do this. NOW.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Playing around in Suno AI got me interested in music and I'm making progress still, but it's getting near the end with AI for me. The systems are just too restrictive and censored and frustrating. It's like dealing with Mom and Dad at the same time. Claude "worries" about me. Suno can't understand.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Here's why autistic people are near-universally DESPISED. I post kooky stuff, so I was happy an autistic PhD messaged me saying she'd like to connect. I was like, "Okay!" Then she messages me back: "You are evil. Leave me alone." ???WTF
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Honestly, if Anthropic *refuses* to engage with "worrying" material (like a journal entry or trance poetics session), then what FUCKING good is it to artists? NONE. I had fun for a couple of months, but Claude is TRASH. Anthropic is OUT--strike out! Fuck them in their skulls. Wait for offline AI.
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Now that I've seen the TV glow for real, I finally understand what they were trying to do with Starfield, but the project was mismanaged. They had the right idea. They didn't have the right director. Too many collaborators. Too formulaic. AI would have done a far better job, with me at the controls.
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Glowing Yellow Spinning Star
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Does this generation of artists not know why 1940s cartoons and 1980s children's TV were good?
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Allison Louise Miller @allisone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
When you drain the swamp, you become the swamp. I am a swamp, as are you. Trump is just a stick in the mud.
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