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AW (not the Root Beer)

@alli-ward.bsky.social
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Balloon hater. Average recreational piano player. Environmental enthusiast & millennial rescue dog mom. Of rural lands, longtime DC resident, new swing-state voter.

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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 6h
@citizensforethics.org absolute GOATS
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dunno who created this but every single week, it gets more and more true.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m out y’all, this is the end of the line for me I’m moving to a forest in Maine with my pets plz don’t try to find me thanks
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey so remember how Hillary Clinton was ONE THOUSAND PERCENT correct
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can relate as a person who slept with my closet doors open and my head securely under the covers until I was WELL into my teens and then married an October birthday. That was indeed a choice on my part 😐
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me every time I become aware of a current event in 2026
static.klipy.com
Hades: Angry to Cool Transformation
ALT: Hades: Angry to Cool Transformation
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
400 TO 500 FUCKING TREES YOU DESPICABLE DEPLORABLE FUCKING FUCKS
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me, on the subject of East Potomac Golf Links: [redacted]
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
…sooo now we go to google ?
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Burnt Texas Toast® @nailpounder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Riverbend Landscapes & Tree Service are responsible for illegally cutting down over 400 healthy trees in D.C.'s East Potomac Park this past weekend in defiance of a federal court order. The owner, Logan Jones, needs to be jailed for contempt of court and destruction of public property.
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Riverbend Tree Service | Serving Fairfax & Loudoun Counties, VA
Riverbend is proud to provide quality tree care, tree removal, pruning, pest & disease management, landscape maintenance, drainage, grading & lot clearing to northern VA.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are a lot of disqualifying behaviors going on at the moment among our elected officials. That said, this…has to be up there with the worst of them.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just a general reminder: if you have never taken the bar exam, you do not get to have an opinion on someone not passing the bar exam.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wouuuld anyone like to crowdfund and purchase a forest with me
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yale Law really needs to explain itself
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is it good when you admit your military strategy is timed to elections?
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone just drove by my house with another one bites the dust on full blast windows down and I had a fleeting moment of hope that perhaps it had happened
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I *live* for a spooky tree.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Immediate yes
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My first thought like I’m sorry I mean I knew this was a horror film but I didn’t actually KNOW it was a horror film
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He “found out” they impeached him twice? As in he forgot it happened and then subsequently was informed about said impeachments a second time? OK EVERYONE
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also media: RANDOM DEMOCRAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF SAID SOMETHING POLITICALLY INCORRECT IN 2005 WHEN THEY HAD NO FRONTAL LOBE
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I might have raging ADHD but at least I’ve never shown up at DCA for a flight out of IAD. Small victories.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey look, more blatant corruption. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am just beside myself at what being a woman in America in 2026 looks like.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The alarmists have yet to be wrong 😕🇺🇸
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/10/2026
there's a lot going on right now, but the ability to buy elections in order to stay out of prison is on the ballot whether you realize it or not
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have the Pope and we have the Protestants. Someone put it on a T shirt. …And we may even have Kansas if everyone votes!
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/10/2026
An American president is encouraging an enemy to destroy American cities. This is treason, though he will claim we are not at war.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I were a single-issue voter, my single issue would be that 99% of the GOP belong in prison
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would like the architects of project 2025 to feel as destroyed as we’ve felt since 2016. I would also ideally like them to feel that despair from the confines of a maximum security prison.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My google search history rn: “how to become a wealthy philanthropist and preserve land” “how to mobilize the insurance lobby to fund wildlife overpasses” “is anyone crowdfunding land conservation” “why shouldn’t I start guerrilla gardening literally everywhere” “what to do with my rage”
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Extremely pro public prisons as it relates to public corruption and corporate malfeasance we do love to see it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gas is $5 a gallon and I genuinely cannot fathom being a person making anything close to our federal minimum wage at this point in American history. It is criminal.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am deeply disturbed by what I just watched
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
This is an entirely new phenomenon because before the vaccine, most women who survived measles were immune because they had it when they were young. But now, idiots who refuse to get vaccinated are giving birth to babies with measles. Two babies have died. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
nbcnews.com
America had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.
Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On behalf of my former HHS friends this makes me so very mad
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Officially a year in the state I am currently in and my first and possibly most important conclusion is that these people can’t drive
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve detested that man since 2008 (and not just bc he was a Gator)
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know that moment after a job interview when you have no idea if you rambled for a half hour or actually said something coherent anyway I’ll be staring at a wall for the next half hour
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sad thing is places like NJ/NY have theoretically had full opportunity to know this going back to the Atlantic City days and an alarming number of people did not. Wildly embarrassing.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What the fuck
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Realizing a tradeoff of my potential job change (for good!) is that my native plant budget will not be as extensive. Clearly, the logical question: whether my husband needs dry cleaning more than I need monthly native plants? My extremely sound logical fact based conclusion: he certainly does not.
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You’d think with all the money they could do better than this
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I might be the most formally educated person in the entirety of my family, but at the end of the day folks, I’m from New Jersey, and there are just some things that will never change ✨ my vocab is one
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AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My on the record response: the fuck they are
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