Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Dunno who created this but every single week, it gets more and more true. 1337
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m out y’all, this is the end of the line for me I’m moving to a forest in Maine with my pets plz don’t try to find me thanks 010
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Hey so remember how Hillary Clinton was ONE THOUSAND PERCENT correct 030
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can relate as a person who slept with my closet doors open and my head securely under the covers until I was WELL into my teens and then married an October birthday. That was indeed a choice on my part 😐 000
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Me every time I become aware of a current event in 2026static.klipy.comHades: Angry to Cool TransformationALT: Hades: Angry to Cool Transformation 000
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026400 TO 500 FUCKING TREES YOU DESPICABLE DEPLORABLE FUCKING FUCKS 010
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Me, on the subject of East Potomac Golf Links: [redacted] 000
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)Burnt Texas Toast® @nailpounder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Riverbend Landscapes & Tree Service are responsible for illegally cutting down over 400 healthy trees in D.C.'s East Potomac Park this past weekend in defiance of a federal court order. The owner, Logan Jones, needs to be jailed for contempt of court and destruction of public property.riverbendva.comRiverbend Tree Service | Serving Fairfax & Loudoun Counties, VARiverbend is proud to provide quality tree care, tree removal, pruning, pest & disease management, landscape maintenance, drainage, grading & lot clearing to northern VA. 146
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There are a lot of disqualifying behaviors going on at the moment among our elected officials. That said, this…has to be up there with the worst of them. 010
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Just a general reminder: if you have never taken the bar exam, you do not get to have an opinion on someone not passing the bar exam. 000
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wouuuld anyone like to crowdfund and purchase a forest with me 100
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yale Law really needs to explain itself 010
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is it good when you admit your military strategy is timed to elections? 1636376
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Someone just drove by my house with another one bites the dust on full blast windows down and I had a fleeting moment of hope that perhaps it had happened 030
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My first thought like I’m sorry I mean I knew this was a horror film but I didn’t actually KNOW it was a horror film 000
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He “found out” they impeached him twice? As in he forgot it happened and then subsequently was informed about said impeachments a second time? OK EVERYONE 000
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Also media: RANDOM DEMOCRAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF SAID SOMETHING POLITICALLY INCORRECT IN 2005 WHEN THEY HAD NO FRONTAL LOBE 000
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I might have raging ADHD but at least I’ve never shown up at DCA for a flight out of IAD. Small victories. 000
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey look, more blatant corruption. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you. 25462561867
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am just beside myself at what being a woman in America in 2026 looks like. 010
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The alarmists have yet to be wrong 😕🇺🇸 29991313846
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/10/2026there's a lot going on right now, but the ability to buy elections in order to stay out of prison is on the ballot whether you realize it or not 172434723
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We have the Pope and we have the Protestants. Someone put it on a T shirt. …And we may even have Kansas if everyone votes! 020
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574216154215
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 372529801
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets. 8039111131
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/10/2026An American president is encouraging an enemy to destroy American cities. This is treason, though he will claim we are not at war. 61066482475
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I were a single-issue voter, my single issue would be that 99% of the GOP belong in prison 1164628868
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would like the architects of project 2025 to feel as destroyed as we’ve felt since 2016. I would also ideally like them to feel that despair from the confines of a maximum security prison. 000
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My google search history rn: “how to become a wealthy philanthropist and preserve land” “how to mobilize the insurance lobby to fund wildlife overpasses” “is anyone crowdfunding land conservation” “why shouldn’t I start guerrilla gardening literally everywhere” “what to do with my rage” 010
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Extremely pro public prisons as it relates to public corruption and corporate malfeasance we do love to see it 000
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026this is legitimately very funny 83125091891
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gas is $5 a gallon and I genuinely cannot fathom being a person making anything close to our federal minimum wage at this point in American history. It is criminal. 010
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am deeply disturbed by what I just watched 030
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026This is an entirely new phenomenon because before the vaccine, most women who survived measles were immune because they had it when they were young. But now, idiots who refuse to get vaccinated are giving birth to babies with measles. Two babies have died. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...nbcnews.comAmerica had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected. 59693634001
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026On behalf of my former HHS friends this makes me so very mad 010
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Officially a year in the state I am currently in and my first and possibly most important conclusion is that these people can’t drive 100
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve detested that man since 2008 (and not just bc he was a Gator) 170
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You know that moment after a job interview when you have no idea if you rambled for a half hour or actually said something coherent anyway I’ll be staring at a wall for the next half hour 100
Reposted by AW (not the Root Beer)dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved 12771081697
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The sad thing is places like NJ/NY have theoretically had full opportunity to know this going back to the Atlantic City days and an alarming number of people did not. Wildly embarrassing. 000
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Realizing a tradeoff of my potential job change (for good!) is that my native plant budget will not be as extensive. Clearly, the logical question: whether my husband needs dry cleaning more than I need monthly native plants? My extremely sound logical fact based conclusion: he certainly does not. 010
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You’d think with all the money they could do better than this 010
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I might be the most formally educated person in the entirety of my family, but at the end of the day folks, I’m from New Jersey, and there are just some things that will never change ✨ my vocab is one 000
AW (not the Root Beer) @alli-ward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My on the record response: the fuck they are 100