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Lady Allayne

@allayne.bsky.social
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Anti-corruption, pro-European, sweary granny. Thankful we've finally got rid of that shower from Westminster. Slave to a cat. Never admit to having kids & yes, my picture is an AI version of me 😊

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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I've not been here in a while cause work got crazily busy but I'm still challenging idiot people who post right wing, screamy sound bites. I asked one what Labour had sold to trigger the accusation of treason, cause I'm genuinely interested, and got blocked instead. 🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I've just written to my MP. If I did that as a private business owner I could be done for fraud!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Ripped off by Government legislation again. Did you know that if you unknowingly pay a double TV licence in the UK, they don't have to give you any money back. We're owed about £1,000 & they'll only refund £300 as a "goodwill gesture". That's stealing!!!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Nope. Zen Word 🤣🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
When you have to eat 2 chocolate tea cakes just to make sure you have enough foil so it can be recycled. That!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm watching an "annoying ad" telling me about a game with no annoying ads in it. You can't make it up 🙈
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This has been doing the rounds on Facebook 😳
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
And that's the problem!! 😡😡
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
😡😡😡😡 Surely they won't let him get away with this?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I think so too
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
So, what does everyone make of the MI6 agent who says money changed hands over the Brexit vote? And this was the reason that Johnson refused to publish the Russian report before the election.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
No it was something that came up on my FB. Sorry, been busy working!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
OMG I've learned something new today. The last guillotine execution was in 1977!!!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My very best bargain ever though was from B&M. I needed a new large pedal bin. Picked one up & took it to the check out. £12.99. Except it was old stock & they cldn't find it on the system. Ended up paying a whole .. Wait for it ... Drum roll ... 10p .. 2 much hassle to put it back thru the system.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
God, you must be in a bad way financially if you put a Disney car seat up for sale at £15 & someone messages you, will you accept a tenner?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Happy to send more healing vibes xx
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I've been on a bit of a media blackout today. Whilst it's very important to remember what happened during the war, it's my birthday & I really don't want my whole day filled with it. ☹️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Sending much love & good wishes for a speedy recovery! 💞
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Oooh hope you're ok xx
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Complete media blackout for me. Work, babysitting this one 👇 & applying for some accreditation was my agenda for yesterday. Far better for my soul 🙂
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I deleted Threads some time ago. Twitter is going as soon as I've updated all my business settings. Facebook & Insta unfortunately I need for my business but I refuse to pay for ads!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yes, I did turn off the TV & boycotted THAT event yesterday if you're wondering. 💪🙏
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For my friends across the pond ❤️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
So fed up on the other place of people telling me I'm talking bollox when I pull them up on boycotting whole companies just cause the owner is a prat. You play with people livelihoods - employees & suppliers all have mortgages to pay too idiots. Moving jobs may not be an option!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We're still grappling with the mess the previous idiots left over the pond ....
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
When the baby falls over in playgroup & bruises her cheek & then gets her mummy to facetime you, so you can sing the "Ouchy Ouchy, Ouchy, can you help my boo boo?" song for her... That!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
He's just a disgrace full stop I agree!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
🤞🤞🤞that those close to the Californian fires & those fighting them & helping out stay safe 🤞🤞🤞
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I saw that cloud as the back of the dog! Head, ears & butt tail.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oooh my dad has finally finished the new Jack Reacher book. (I bought it for Christmas) & I can now get my hands on it...
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm reading a thread on how Russia denied they were going to invade Ukraine & half way through my scroll, I get an advert for the game 'Forge of Empire' 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️. Someone has a sick sense of humour!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
That did make me laugh. Well done!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
My son has no hope of ever leaving home to get a place by himself. He's 33!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Interesting stats & ones @nigelfarage01.bsky.social needs to take responsibility for.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Baby's first snow outing that she's properly aware of 🥰
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Finally put a post up on my old business Twitter feed (refuse to call it X), telling everyone I'm no longer using it for business. I have to leave it up for a while, so I can't close my account completely yet! It'll come though...
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Ooops... Children had their own child-sized trolleys. The granddaughter was a menace apparently & mammy said she ran over three pensioners 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 It did make me chuckle!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
That's probably why dad plays for the Baa Baa's then. All those sheep 🤣🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Bowlers are master strategists 🤣🤣🤣.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
🤣🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I will ☺️. Happy New Year 🎊
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Here's a pic of my dad with my mum wearing his Barbarian tie.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Fixture list from the Barbarian website. Dad is listed on there :)
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I'll DM you now.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
🤣🤣🤣 you & half the male population. Crack that one & you'd earn a fortune!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
As you wish.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
No I'm not mercurial. I'm just good at replying with things you can't argue against 🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Doesn't mean you have to continue to be rude about it.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
How on earth do these fucking idiots get past puberty? I don't teach anymore but even so....
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