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Lady Allayne

@allayne.bsky.social
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Anti-corruption, pro-European, sweary granny. Thankful we've finally got rid of that shower from Westminster. Slave to a cat. Never admit to having kids & yes, my picture is an AI version of me 😊

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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This has been doing the rounds on Facebook 😳
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
😡😡😡😡 Surely they won't let him get away with this?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
God, you must be in a bad way financially if you put a Disney car seat up for sale at £15 & someone messages you, will you accept a tenner?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Complete media blackout for me. Work, babysitting this one 👇 & applying for some accreditation was my agenda for yesterday. Far better for my soul 🙂
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For my friends across the pond ❤️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
When the baby falls over in playgroup & bruises her cheek & then gets her mummy to facetime you, so you can sing the "Ouchy Ouchy, Ouchy, can you help my boo boo?" song for her... That!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Interesting stats & ones @nigelfarage01.bsky.social needs to take responsibility for.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Baby's first snow outing that she's properly aware of 🥰
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Ooops... Children had their own child-sized trolleys. The granddaughter was a menace apparently & mammy said she ran over three pensioners 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 It did make me chuckle!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Here's a pic of my dad with my mum wearing his Barbarian tie.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Fixture list from the Barbarian website. Dad is listed on there :)
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
How on earth do these fucking idiots get past puberty? I don't teach anymore but even so....
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Oh yes very much so. Just toned it down over time.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Ah that's my friend Anne 🤣🤣🤣. She lived in number 21. I lived in number 6. We're often asked if we're sisters. This is us a couple of weeks ago at Bath Christmas market. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My daughter thought this would be a funny Christmas present. Honestly, I knew he was dangerous but ..... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas everyone. Wishing you all a peaceful holiday ❣️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I don't think I can even bring myself to reply to this... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Coffee & walnut cake completed.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Bread & butter pudding has turned out well too 😋
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
And cooked...
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Cake cooking has commenced. I have a list from the family this year. These are the cooling sultanas from the boiled fruit cake. One for the hubby (sugar free) & father (not sugar free) - remind me not to get them mixed up!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I needed cheering up. Infection is taking a while to disappear. Cue my grandson's Christmas football photo (yes permission to share). I think it's hilarious 😂
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
He had fibre glass type stuff applied to his corneas to strengthen them 😬. Very brave & all as they want them to be thankfully (he's 33 mind & 6ft 6 🤣🤣). I've cancelled my appointments tomorrow & Wednesday so I can rest. Thank you 🙏
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Why are people still peddling this fucking crap?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Meet Zorro. Our master 🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Mine poses too!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What do you think witches? Could we do it collectively? 🙏 #witchesofbluesky
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Hope everyone is safe during storm Darragh. Electricity here is tripping like mad & thankfully (🤷) we're only on an amber warning. Stupid cat went out in it. Home now & eating though.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Tory establishment must be shitting themselves. Starmer must be doing something right to get yet another opinion-only piece of hatred hidden behind a paywall designed to stir up trouble.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The 18-month old was the funniest tho. Stood up on my lap, waving & shouting for her brother. Then clapping along, bouncing up & down dancing on me & cradling the baby in a back & forth morion when they brought Baby Jesus on at the end. She thoroughly enjoyed it!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
You know you've dragged the kids up right when the 5-yr old gets up during their school nativity play to put his arm around his friend, who got severe stage fright & couldn't say his lines. And then said his lines with him, while standing with him, to help him out. Such a kind boy #proudgrannymoment
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I've seen the Coca Cola lorry so it's now officially Christmas & the tree can go up! 🎄🎅🔔🌌⛄🎁🕯️😁🦌🛷🧑‍🎄 Just waiting for the little ones to arrive at some point to put the fairy on top. 'Cause once the fairy is up, she reports directly to Santa about what they're doing! 😱
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
🤣🤣🤣. I'd stopped replying & he's still trying to have a pop 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My children & grandchildren were far more fortunate tho!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
If this doesn't cheer you up today, nothing will 😍😍
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Such a difference in time from the same viewpoint.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Let's just say I found this posted on his timeline 🙄
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Well, apparently now all my stats are from a "Labour rag". 🤣🤣🤣 This doesn't go far enough and should include a definition for moron!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Honestly, his latest is now harping on about why did Brown sell off the gold? My reply 👇. Of course, he's now demanded a graph! I've told him to come back to me when he's prepared to discuss facts as he's given me fuck all evidence his frankly quite aggressive replies.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I'm getting a bit pissed off with people like this. What is wrong with people? They can't all seriously be this aggressively full of hate, surely? What the fuck has Labour ever done to him for him to react that way? They've been out of power for more than a decade?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I think I must live in an entirely different universe to the people around me sometimes 🤷🤷🤷
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Honestly, it's like trying to talk to our 18-month old granddaughter. Except she's more intelligent 🧠
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
First tweet I saw when I opened X this morning. Honestly, it's so bad it's almost funny!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The next time that National Front Face is doing his job as an MP, ask them to explain this 👇
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It does!!! 🍅🍅
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
@bearlypolitics.co.uk I hope you have slippers then 🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It's bellend posts like this constantly on my X feed, that's responsible for my time spent there being 0.0001% now. I will occasionally tell them to fuck off for being so stupid but it's increasingly not worth my energy. They're not going to listen.
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