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Lady Allayne

@allayne.bsky.social
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Anti-corruption, pro-European, sweary granny. Thankful we've finally got rid of that shower from Westminster. Slave to a cat. Never admit to having kids & yes, my picture is an AI version of me 😊

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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I've not been here in a while cause work got crazily busy but I'm still challenging idiot people who post right wing, screamy sound bites. I asked one what Labour had sold to trigger the accusation of treason, cause I'm genuinely interested, and got blocked instead. 🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Ripped off by Government legislation again. Did you know that if you unknowingly pay a double TV licence in the UK, they don't have to give you any money back. We're owed about £1,000 & they'll only refund £300 as a "goodwill gesture". That's stealing!!!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
When you have to eat 2 chocolate tea cakes just to make sure you have enough foil so it can be recycled. That!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm watching an "annoying ad" telling me about a game with no annoying ads in it. You can't make it up 🙈
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This has been doing the rounds on Facebook 😳
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
😡😡😡😡 Surely they won't let him get away with this?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
So, what does everyone make of the MI6 agent who says money changed hands over the Brexit vote? And this was the reason that Johnson refused to publish the Russian report before the election.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
OMG I've learned something new today. The last guillotine execution was in 1977!!!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My very best bargain ever though was from B&M. I needed a new large pedal bin. Picked one up & took it to the check out. £12.99. Except it was old stock & they cldn't find it on the system. Ended up paying a whole .. Wait for it ... Drum roll ... 10p .. 2 much hassle to put it back thru the system.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
God, you must be in a bad way financially if you put a Disney car seat up for sale at £15 & someone messages you, will you accept a tenner?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I've been on a bit of a media blackout today. Whilst it's very important to remember what happened during the war, it's my birthday & I really don't want my whole day filled with it. ☹️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yes, I did turn off the TV & boycotted THAT event yesterday if you're wondering. 💪🙏
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For my friends across the pond ❤️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
So fed up on the other place of people telling me I'm talking bollox when I pull them up on boycotting whole companies just cause the owner is a prat. You play with people livelihoods - employees & suppliers all have mortgages to pay too idiots. Moving jobs may not be an option!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
When the baby falls over in playgroup & bruises her cheek & then gets her mummy to facetime you, so you can sing the "Ouchy Ouchy, Ouchy, can you help my boo boo?" song for her... That!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
🤞🤞🤞that those close to the Californian fires & those fighting them & helping out stay safe 🤞🤞🤞
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oooh my dad has finally finished the new Jack Reacher book. (I bought it for Christmas) & I can now get my hands on it...
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm reading a thread on how Russia denied they were going to invade Ukraine & half way through my scroll, I get an advert for the game 'Forge of Empire' 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️. Someone has a sick sense of humour!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Interesting stats & ones @nigelfarage01.bsky.social needs to take responsibility for.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Baby's first snow outing that she's properly aware of 🥰
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Finally put a post up on my old business Twitter feed (refuse to call it X), telling everyone I'm no longer using it for business. I have to leave it up for a while, so I can't close my account completely yet! It'll come though...
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Ooops... Children had their own child-sized trolleys. The granddaughter was a menace apparently & mammy said she ran over three pensioners 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣 It did make me chuckle!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
How on earth do these fucking idiots get past puberty? I don't teach anymore but even so....
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Please do give me a nudge if you've followed me & I've missed it. No DMs please & no bios or posts are likely to result in me not following back.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
People who are struggling to stay alive from having no food or heating have no spare energy to question what those in power are doing. That's why it's important for those who are ripping the country & people off, to make sure there's no social mobility or improvement. Hence Brexit.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My daughter thought this would be a funny Christmas present. Honestly, I knew he was dangerous but ..... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas everyone. Wishing you all a peaceful holiday ❣️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I don't think I can even bring myself to reply to this... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I'm not quite sure what to do with myself. 🤣 I've never been ready for Christmas quite this early. Cooking done. Ironing done. Wrapping done. Cleaning done. Shopping done. Meat out defrosting. I'm sat watching a film...this feels ...very odd lol.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Coffee & walnut cake completed.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Bread & butter pudding has turned out well too 😋
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
And cooked...
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Cake cooking has commenced. I have a list from the family this year. These are the cooling sultanas from the boiled fruit cake. One for the hubby (sugar free) & father (not sugar free) - remind me not to get them mixed up!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Happy Christmas to me. 🎄 This year, I've treated myself. Paying someone to come clean the bathrooms, kitchen & floors etc. One of the best presents to myself ever! 🤩
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh my... Fanny Craddock. Cookery book advertised circa 1975. Guess how much?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I do like Nigella. Just watched her literally stuff her gob with bread & mussel sauce. No delicate eating here 😂😂
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I confess. Because I work long hours, a lot of what the far right screams about passes me by totally. This week it was Liz Kershaw screaming about a Starmer cover up with the stabbing case. No idea 🤷🤷🤷. Does she know he's no longer in charge of the CPS I wonder?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
What a stressful few mins from my daughter! The granddaughter has come out in Chicken pox. Which threatens to derail Christmas completely, not only as my dad (90), & his sister (85) are both are coming to lunch 🤦‍♀️. Can't willingly pass on a contagious virus 🤷🤷🤷
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I needed cheering up. Infection is taking a while to disappear. Cue my grandson's Christmas football photo (yes permission to share). I think it's hilarious 😂
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
OMG 😳. We've been warned. Musk has agreed to fund Reform. How we fight this is anyone's guess...
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Never have we needed Santiago Cabrera & his rocket, Salvation, more... Ship 'em out sunshine, so we can all live better!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
That was tough. Nursing an active chest & sinus infection (saw an assoc. Physician this morning), I had to drive for nearly 4 hours to Gloucester & back on no sleep, so my son could have his post op eye check up. Home safe but bloody hell, that took it out of me!
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
fullfact.org/news/farmers... When people start screaming about the Telegraph article re farming & inheritance tax hidden behind a paywall! Give them an independently fact checked source not a Tory billionaire's opinion who doesn't even live in the UK!
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How many farms will be impacted by the new inheritance tax rules? - Full Fact
Since the government announced changes to the rules around inheritance tax on farms, we’ve seen apparently contradictory figures about the number of estates impacted.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Why are people still peddling this fucking crap?
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
That would be me 🤣🤣🤣
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
This sums up our society perfectly. Watching the TV tonight (man down with a nasty cold). Every other advert is either for a table full of festive food, or an advert begging for money for something.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My take on making the government a bit more popular. Stop the subsidies in the HoC restaurant. Look at abolishing some of the MPs allowances, particularly if they already live in London. Cleaning up house is a must if you're going to be taxing working people more.
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Lady Allayne @allayne.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Bugger... Man constantly coughing on the Flixbus Wednesday from London. No mask. Now I've caught whatever it is he spread about. Arghhhh...😷🤧
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