Reposted by chico almodóvarqjotx @qjotx.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I like when people get like 100 small tattoos and their bodies look like they’re covered with fridge magnets 3232
Reposted by chico almodóvarKream @savagegoodboy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Switch 2 this, Switch 2 that… You can Switch 2 therapy! 519016
Reposted by chico almodóvarSighmon @sighmonsayss.bsky.social · 27/03/2025bottoms up…and the top laughs 1344
Reposted by chico almodóvarit’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 17/03/2025she’s so real for this 2744
Reposted by chico almodóvarKream @savagegoodboy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Fat Crock Friday again everybody make your favorite crock pot recipes 101729
Reposted by chico almodóvarMark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man 2166140081020
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 06/01/2025i love when the gate agents get fierce w entitled flyers like yesss send the bitch back to wait until her zone is called 040
Reposted by chico almodóvarSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 06/01/2025When I see Zoe Saldana I always just go "Zoe Saldana? From Crossroads with Britney Spears?" because to me she will always be Zoe Saldana from Crossroads with Britney Spears (complimentary). 3340920
Reposted by chico almodóvarmeatier @jommymommy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025no one talks about how mentally taxing it is to drink a protein shake 0443
Reposted by chico almodóvar🏖️ 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕠 🏖️ @paradisepapito.bsky.social · 03/01/2025People whose favorite season is winter are truly insane, this cold is NOT it 🥶 10382
Reposted by chico almodóvarBetitoooo @adventureswbeto.bsky.social · 03/01/2025First workout of 2025 🥵 0282
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 27/12/2024feels so good to be back home in the bay even if its for a bit 020
Reposted by chico almodóvarDuchess of Wasia.CHI @missmaamshe.bsky.social · 23/12/20242022 Ma’am had opinions LMAOO 1756
Reposted by chico almodóvarDuchess of Wasia.CHI @missmaamshe.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Everything is actually embarrassing 19020
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 19/12/2024when the cfo gets u an uber back home from the holiday party back to Brooklyn 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 010
Reposted by chico almodóvar☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 17/12/2024i don’t play the lil pokemon card game but it makes me happy when y’all get the one you’re looking for like yass pull that mew babe 412718
Reposted by chico almodóvarRodrigo Alem FernánDeath 🎃 @rodf.bsky.social · 14/12/2024In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now. 175128141721
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 14/12/2024why are there str8 couples making out at papi juice 🤨 like werk but u coulda done lit that anywhere else 010
Reposted by chico almodóvari don’t have a name @de4dname.bsky.social · 07/12/2024the dicks are getting less and less fat every friday you fags need to wrap this shit app 1324
Reposted by chico almodóvarJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what 236163501344
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 05/12/2024currently in a bidding war for a vintage dries van noten coat 000
Reposted by chico almodóvarlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/12/2024it is strange that nachos are great and shrimp are great but shrimp nachos simply do not work 3784241134
Reposted by chico almodóvarConrat Sonda Baby @hotgirlkimlip.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Me cheering on the witch during wicked idk what it’s about 1574
Reposted by chico almodóvari don’t have a name @de4dname.bsky.social · 02/12/2024mami that’s racist you can’t tell people that they’re not dominican 1277
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 02/12/2024i hate the bathrooms at chelsea market it feels like im peeing at hogwarts 110
Reposted by chico almodóvar✨mofongo puss✨ @kingbrujx.bsky.social · 30/11/2024some of yall dont have fat cocks and thats OK !!!! we'll find another day of the week for yall to post 🙂↕️ 1112
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 30/11/2024i love a brooklyn they/them just jumping up and down on the dance floor they seem so free 121
Reposted by chico almodóvarjosh.com @bucketoflove.bsky.social · 28/11/2024no loser shit formed against me shall prosper 043
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 27/11/2024my bf literally arrived an hr ago to nyc and my room already smells like sex 🫣🤭🤭 020
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024wearing pink chonies to go see wicked tonight 000
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 24/11/2024you can tell how good the food of a Mexican restaurant will be by how their salsa tastes 010
Reposted by chico almodóvarESSEJ @essejpx.bsky.social · 23/11/2024just here to remind everyone it’s POSSIBLE!! I met my man on Grindr 😌 you just gotta get through a hundred shitty options first 😂 4243
Reposted by chico almodóvarJ R @vintjr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024reconnecting with the club because nature wasn’t enough 08339
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024im in love with the waitress at this bottomless brunch bc she has not once let my cup go unfillith lmao 000
Reposted by chico almodóvar𝚍𝚘𝚡𝚒𝚎🌻 @doxiegay.bsky.social · 21/11/2024me when i get 3 likes here: omg im doing numbers 323428
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 21/11/2024on the upside i have a new intern so theres that lol 000
chico almodóvar @allanciaga.bsky.social · 21/11/2024im so over today i lost my metro card it probably fell out of my pocket and its raining and im just in a bad mood all around lmao 010
