Reposted by AlissaThe Oregonian @oregonian.com · 12/09/2026The police officer confronted the U.S. Border Patrol agent and asked why he was tampering with evidence at the scene where a motorist and his passenger had been shot. mrf.lu/231Ky 321795
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026On the one hand, AI founders warn that it could soon end humanity, but on the other hand, Trader Joe’s has pumpkin spice stuff and NFL is on. 🤷♀️ 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I hate being unable to sleep in the wee hours. Unless, you know, there’s good news. 020
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I spoke to Senator Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes. We talked about how nice it is to have good healthcare when so many suckers don’t, haha. We talked about how nice it is when nurses bring warm blankies, and whether bad turtles can get into heaven. 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Roses are red 🥀 Violets are blue Donald Trump is brain dead And Mitch McConnell too 020
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Happy “Pray for Hail and Lightning Day” to all who celebrate. 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 13/06/2026All of us over here rooting our hearts out for Team Crow Bar over Team Tarp. #KennedyCenter 050
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This is the same work crew that’s doing La Sagrada Família. #KennedyCenter 120
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 13/06/2026They tore down the East Wing faster than this. #KennedyCenter 7628136
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 13/06/2026“Sir,” he said, with tears in his eyes. “Sir, I will be the slowest construction worker on earth.” #kennedycenter 050
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 10/05/2026For Mother’s Day I would like hantavirus not to be a thing. 000
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 04/05/2026News crews are assembling now at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 000
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I’m mad at Coachella. These little influencer shits don’t deserve to see Devo. 000
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 13/04/2026IDK, I was recently at the Vatican and they seem like, famously tough on crime. Like, OGs of tough on crime. 000
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Turns out Lexapro doesn’t cut it when the so-called president is threatening to nuke an entire civilization. 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Every Gen Xer in Portland is here at the Bruce Springsteen show, wearing their coolest T-shirt. 081
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 04/04/2026OH outside the PDX Bruce Springsteen concert: “I don’t even know who Bruce Springsteen is. I’m only 24! I need to do my research.” 020
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 28/02/2026“The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost and we may have casualties. That often happens in war.” -Donald Trump #Iranmedia.tenor.comshrek from shrek is standing next to two knights in armor and saying `` a sacrifice im willing to make '' .ALT: shrek from shrek is standing next to two knights in armor and saying `` a sacrifice im willing to make '' . 110
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I would very much like to wake up tomorrow and not be at war with Iran. 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Please tell me that worked. Tell me it exploded shriveled little racist MAGA hearts. 020
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 08/02/2026If I ran for mayor of Portland on a single platform — figuring out what the booms are and stopping them — would you vote for me? 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Philly, set your lawn chairs out now to reserve your civil rights. 010
Reposted by AlissaDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 08/01/2026This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...gofundme.comDonate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie WeissPlease support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son 209133558767
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 03/01/2026CNN finally calls it at 1:27 a.m. PT after Orangey posts on his socials. Failure. 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 03/01/2026MS NOW finally reported it. Bluesky shitposters remain light years ahead of CNN. Shame, shame, shame. 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Maddening that CBS news was fed a statement 15 minutes ago and no other media are reporting the US taking responsibility for the attacks. 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Here for the Cesar Sayoc theories.media.tenor.comBill Hader Eating Popcorn GIFALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF 000
Reposted by AlissaThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/12/2025We are failing our kids 66487684938
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 18/11/2025My primary takeaway after reading the latest Epstein files: Did women ruin the workplace? 010
Alissa @alissapdx.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The Great Gatsby is a really short book. I suggest that no one skips the ending. 010
Reposted by AlissaMomus Jones @boyq.bsky.social · 01/11/2025“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” F. Scott Fitzgerald The Great Gatsby 3333118
Reposted by AlissaTim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the @unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social, the unofficial house band of #NoKings 15968601808
