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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel

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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 2h
Can we also have a dead pets toggle please
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 5h
If anyone wants one of these, here is one of these.
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Boss GT-1 | eBay UK
Boss GT 1. Home use only. Excellent condition, aside from some small scuffs on the left hand side. 3M dual lock on each foot. Works on 4 AA batteries or a 9v power supply. I have one and am happy to include it if required.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 8h
Until I looked at the alt text I thought this was a mural of a red squirrel painted on the side of a house
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 8h
thatchedroofCOTTAGES
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 20h
You also have to take Phil Collins as your dad though, they are a package deal
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 23h
Wow, that’s so pretty and haunting!
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 23h
Ooooh I need to hear this!
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Am I the only person in the world who dislikes this song?
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
This will sound very morbid, but I love listening to the death bulletin on Icelandic radio. It starts with a sombre bassoon jingle and usually features the pleasing phrase 'barnabörn og barna-barnabörn' (grandchildren and great-grandchildren). Occassionally you even get a 'barna-barna-barnabörn'.
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Dánarfregnir - RÚV.is
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Thank you, I did. :) [Note to self: post more nob gags]
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Haha thank you! What was the giveaway?
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
I really enjoyed it :)
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Christians have Thomas Tallis and Donny Hathaway on their side but would apparently rather listen to absolute drivel
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
This account is consistently wonderful and this is one of my favourite paintings
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Awwwww!
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Well, he is the biggest fish in the smallest pond, with the greatest ideas.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Ahaha, I guess I will now
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
This is lovely. Some very tasty chords in there.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Awww thank you so much! x
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Wow. I can understand that though.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
No way.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 29/09/2026
Holy moly.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
God, what a lineup.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
They do that
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
A black cat said hello to me on the way home
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
Hahahaha
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
Valley moonrise 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
This is wild
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Voices in her head told her she had a brain tumor. A scan proved them right.
"It was also implied that I had gone a little overboard, believing what my patient's hallucinatory voices were telling her."
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
People were suggesting in the YouTube comments that they should get him on Long Lost Family, which made me really uncomfortable. But I do think ITV has a duty of care to all of these people. It's got a lot out of them and they should all be offered support wherever they need it.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
Honestly, I would recommend just watching the two-part finale. It's quite astonishing.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
Three days later! It's almost like he was hanging on so he could finish his story.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
I've just finished it.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
It really is. I hope Neil writes a memoir
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
Symon and his wife are absolutely heroic
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
Watching 70 Up. Jackie, Peter, Neil = legends
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
This is a decent collection of essays - I reviewed it for a journal, from memory there isn't anything specifically about Irish identity but a fair bit about the influence of Catholicism
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Manchester University Press - Why pamper life's complexities?
Why pamper life's complexities? - Browse and buy the Paperback edition of Why pamper life's complexities? by Sean Campbell
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
@benbaker.bsky.social please splain?
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
Everyone knows September people are the best x
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who hated being an angel.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
You’re on fire today
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
☺️
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
Thank you :)
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wee jimmy krankie
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
I did, thank you :) x
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
Cheers!
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
Haha, thank you!
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
Thank you!
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
Not bad at all. Thank you!
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