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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel

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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 18h
Smiths Salt 'n' NON-BREWED CONDIMENT (SPICE FLAVOUR) chipsticks
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 18h
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
A photo of a 5-litre bottle of NON-BREWED CONDIMENT (SPICE FLAVOUR)
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
'WHY ARE ALL THE BUSES GOING TO RAGH FRAILLL? WHY DOES ALL THE FOOD HAVE LITTLE BLACK DOTS ON IT? WHY IS PHIL COLLINS ALWAYS CRYING?'
Pope Leo XIV criticizes AI art
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
Oh my god! That's me! I'm in South Wales! HELLO #totp
A screenshot of a 1988 episode of Top of the Pops. The subtitle reads 'And a special hello to you if you're in South Wales'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
...never mind #totp
A screenshot of a 1979 episode of Top of the Pops. Lena Martell performing One Day At A Time
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
A photo of some Steve Madden shoes
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
NOW FACT ME TIL I FART #totp
A screenshot of a 1979 episode of Top of the Pops. Sad Café performing Everyday Hurts
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
This band are the love of my fucking life #totp
A screenshot of a 1979 episode of Top of the Pops. XTC performing Making Plans for Nigel
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
When ChatGPT hits puberty #totp
A screenshot of a 2000 episode of Top of the Pops. Armand van Helden performing Koochy. The subtitle reads 'I want that koochy and I'll make it work'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
I was today years old when I learned that this lyric isn't 'Love struck a hole in your tights' #totp
A screenshot of a 2000 episode of Top of the Pops. Tom Jones & Mousse T. performing Sex Bomb. The subtitle reads 'Love-struck and holding me tight'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
Don't let your mouth write a cheque your arse can't cash #totp
A screenshot of a 2000 episode of Top of the Pops. The subtitle reads 'Eurovision this weekend, but first some decent music. It's TOTP.'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
Not saying standards have fallen at the BBC but this typo is now twenty hours old
A screenshot of a YouTube video entitled '"He's completely wong" | Andrew Neil and Chris Curtis clash over Burnham's EU stance'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
All alone in my kitchen I hear a mysterious noise from the back wall. 'Shit, what was that?' Then I look up at the skylight and see this.
A photo of a ceiling skylight. A cat is peering through the windowA close-up of the cat's face. It is craning its neck to look through the window and is staring at me with intense indignation. Mate, this is my house
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 01/10/2026
night moon
A photo of the waning gibbous moon in a black sky, taken with my little telescope
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 01/10/2026
day moon
A photo of the waning gibbous moon in a pale blue sky, taken with my little telescope
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 28/09/2026
Valley moonrise 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 27/09/2026
Best birthday in years. Ninight everyone.
A photo of the Harvest Moon against a black sky, taken with my little telescope
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 26/09/2026
Went for curry with parents. Mum told the owner it was my birthday and he brought this out for me AND sang Happy Birthday. (Ginger and Clove in Cardiff, if anyone is curious)
A photo of a chocolate brownie with chocolate sauce. There is also a tea light on the plate. It’s not lit though because I made my wish before I took the photo
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 25/09/2026
When your teacher makes you grow cress in a eggcup #totp
A screenshot of a 1986 episode of Top of the Pops. Big Country performing One Great Thing. Stuart Adamson's hair is impossibly even
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 25/09/2026
WHAT the FUCK is GOING ON #totp
A screenshot of a 1980 episode of Top of the Pops. Russ Abbot as Cooperman, Leo Sayer, and Mike Read. I don't know what else to tell you
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 25/09/2026
How do you feel about this Ottowan song, Neil? #totp
A screenshot of a 1980 episode of Top of the Pops. Split Enz performing I Got You. The subtitle reads 'It gets on my nerves'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 25/09/2026
Oh god I love them I love them I love them #totp
A screenshot of a 1980 episode of Top of the Pops. Split Enz performing I Got You
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 25/09/2026
let's go, bitches 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
A photo of my entry-level Welsh workbook
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts
A screenshot from I'm Alan Partridge: 'Would it be terribly rude to stop listening to you and go and speak to somebody else?'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 24/09/2026
Just saw a hummingbird hawk-moth outside Pontypridd station 😍
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 24/09/2026
Going dogging in this
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 24/09/2026
Nobody trolls like a friend
A picture my friend Garry draw of me playing a keyboard. I am wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with my own name and saying 'pianos + accordions + bugle + sound fx'. I do not play bugle
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 23/09/2026
The ambassador is notorious in elite circles for his prolific shoplifting [music plays]
A photo of a box of Ferrero Collection chocolates with a security sticker on the back
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 23/09/2026
This Bisexual Visibility Day, why not take a moment to enjoy my Inadvertent Bisexual Pride gallery, which is now ten years old and contains 269 pictures
A screenshot of a Facebook photo album containing many pictures that heavily feature pink, purple and blueA screenshot of a Facebook photo album containing many pictures that heavily feature pink, purple and blueA screenshot of a Facebook photo album containing many pictures that heavily feature pink, purple and blue
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 23/09/2026
Screenshots of despair
A screenshot of my phone

'This offer is unavailable'

'OK'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 22/09/2026
What's your favourite gif (today):
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 22/09/2026
I screamed the first time I saw this bit
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
Cuddly BungleFolk Horror Bungle
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 21/09/2026
brb fuckers, got a demon to vanquish
A photo of a can of margarita on a table in a train carriage
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 20/09/2026
Went for a walk up the hill behind my house. Apparently I live in a fairytale now
A photo of a desire path through the bramblesA photo of a narrow path between two dry stone wallsA photo of a dry stone wall covered in moss
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 19/09/2026
A screenshot of a comment under the video for Our Lips are Sealed by Fun Boy Three. 'My brother thought this was called "Alex the Seal".'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 19/09/2026
Cried my heart out
Red Sky in the Morning by Elizabeth Laird
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 18/09/2026
Objectively one of the best moments in pop history #totp
Diana Dors in the Prince Charming video
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 18/09/2026
#totp
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 18/09/2026
*CR78 crush intensifies* #totp
A screenshot of a 1981 episode of Top of the Pops. Godley & Creme performing Under Your Thumb, featuring the world's sexiest drum machine
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 18/09/2026
*mutes telly* #totp
A screenshot of a 2000 episode of Top of the Pops. Jayne Middlemiss saying 'Turn it up loud. It's Oasis.'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 18/09/2026
#totp
A screenshot of a 2000 episode of Top of the Pops. Craig David performing Fill Me In. The subtitle reads 'Wearing a jacket, whose property?'A screenshot from Phoenix Nights. A label in Roy Walker's jacket reading 'Property of Southern Television'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 18/09/2026
Is this song about Jesus or buttplugs? Or both? #totp
A screenshot of a 2000 episode of Top of the Pops. Angie Stone performing Life Story. The subtitle reads 'And I want you to come into my heart'A screenshot of a 2000 episode of Top of the Pops. Angie Stone performing Life Story. The subtitle reads 'Push it up, push it up, now, huh!'
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 18/09/2026
Where I do my posting from
A photo of a kids' 'laptop' (actually more like a tablet) in a shop window. It says 'Good Baby, Good Future!' on the front
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
Hazel dying in Watership Down
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 16/09/2026
Favourite detail
A screenshot from Dave's video showing a train passing under a bridge. The bridge has 'TORIES OUT' scrawled on it
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 14/09/2026
[racist trotting]
Roger Daltrey as a hideous cryptid
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 13/09/2026
I'm going in. Never seen it before.
A screenshot of the title card of Penda's Fen
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 13/09/2026
When ai was in its infancy and I didn’t know how much I would come to hate it, I prompted DALL-E to generate an image of ‘Eric Clapton but less boring’. Turns out it can’t be done.
A screenshot of the results of a DALL-E Mini prompt ‘eric clapton but less boring’. Nine images of Eric Clapton being boring
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 12/09/2026
been to ikea lads. am eating these in bed
A photo of a packet of delicious delifika chocolate oat cake things
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