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@aliquis.dev
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board games, birds, bourbon, computers developer of 100% free range, organic, non-genai code banner from 17776 by @jonbois.bsky.social, go read it formerly on the bird app as @aliquis0 chatgpt delenda est

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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 23/06/2026
for a while earlier this year i did some doordash driving to make some money while searching for a job. this is how the ratings work on the driver's side. anything other than a 5 star review is basically a death sentence.
doordash dasher app ratings screen
customer rating: 4.83 ⭐
very high: 4.88-5.00
high: 4.76-4.87
moderate: 4.58-4.75
low: 4.41-4.56
very low: 0.00-4.40
very low ratings put you at risk for deactivation.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 14/06/2026
i'm running low on toilet paper can you pick me up some of the good stuff
99 ranch market x sanrio limited edition hello kitty patterned toilet paper
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 12/05/2026
ok @localthunk.com, i finished the game after 300 hours, you can launch that content update now
balatro stats screen
best hand: naneinf
highest round: 54
highest ante: 18
most played hand: high card (5323)
most money: $1,381
best win streak: 2 (lmao)
progress: 100%
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 03/05/2026
it's this all over again
@internethippo tweet: "They taught AI how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the AI was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't."
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 22/04/2026
last year i picked up a bunch of those on clearance after easter and played Wingspan But You Can Eat The Pieces
A photo of a wingspan player board, this one has normal eggs though. it's also a very full board, only missing 1 bird in the forest, and 1 in the wetlanda photo of a wingspan player board, except all the eggs are candy chocolate eggs. there's not many eggs, but there's a considerable number of tucked cards and cached food in the wetlands, which also has 5 birds compared to only 2 in the other habitatsa wingspan player board, except the eggs have been replaced with chocolate candy eggs. this board has a lot of eggs on it.a wingspan player board, except the eggs have been replaced with chocolate candy eggs. this board also has quite a lot of eggs.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 25/11/2025
it really is just this
my "not involved in human trafficking" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 08/11/2025
killer antique store find this week #birds
two vintage mugs with bird illustrations on them. both are white, one with an orange base and a cedar waxwing, and the other with a yellow base and a bird i can't quite identify. it has a black breast and head, with yellow on the back of the head. it's wings/tail are predominantly a lighter yellow, with bands of white.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 29/09/2025
"bro relax i am literally just vibing" meme, but with the deepwrought scholarate from the new ti4 expansion badly photoshopped on top
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 25/09/2025
no ducks, but i have a swan if that works?
a swan sitting with its legs tucked in on a small island of rocks in the middle of a greenish hued pond. its reflection is visible in the water, though distorted by ripples.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 01/09/2025
kingfisher has gotta be one of my favorite lego sets i've ever built, 11/10
photo of several bird figurines, including the lego kingfisher, as well as wooden bananaquit and troupial, felt nuthatch, resin crow, and others against a backdrop of lego botanicalsclose up photo of lego kingfisher on a table, with the instructions book to the side, and the leftover plastic bags in the background.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 14/08/2025
comic panel of batman angrily breaking a shotgun in half. as he does, he says "*this* is the weapon of the *enemy*. we do not *need* it. we will not *use* it. the chatgpt butthole logo has been superimposed over the shotgun.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 14/08/2025
this is sick! i love the animations not sure if this is a bug you're already aware of or not, but on my mobile firefox, it's doing this sort of bouncing thing constantly, probably because of the odd screen size (1080x2340) also happens in landscape, but works fine in the fullscreen mode
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 14/08/2025
you and me both posting this at the exact same time
two simplified, glowing blue human busts facing each other on a black background. in each of their heads is a network of glowing multicolored lines of consciousness. a handful of these lines reach out and connect between the heads in an abstract representation of telepathy.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 14/08/2025
don't make me tap the sign
All Robot & Computers 
Must Shut The Hell Up
🚫📢🚫🖥️🚫📺📠🖨️
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To 

➡️And I Will NEVER Speak To You⬅️

 I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object. 
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 25/07/2025
same energy
2021 tweet from ben shapiro
quote tweeted is a tweet with quotes from an interview of nyc democratic mayoral candidates being asked what they would ban. responses include sugary drinks, bodegas without fresh fruit, atvs 
ben's quote tweet: "notably, nobody said crime"
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 15/07/2025
hell yeah i've been there
picture taken of a sign at the uranus fudge factory from the original post. above the logo, the sign reads, in a cursive font, "uranus is expanding, please excuse the mess"
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 13/07/2025
plus some more #birds
two yellow shouldered amazon parrots, primarily bright green birds with yellow accents around their eyes, shoulders, and legs, plus some small splashes of red in their tails and wings, sitting on a branch looking at each other.three venezuelan troupials, vibrant orange bodied birds with black necks/heads/wings perched on a hanging feeder bowl in a tree
the same feeder bowl hanging from a tree. three of the troupials are hanging out around it, as well as a dozen or so banaquits in the surrounding branches
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 13/07/2025
five. hundred. bananaquits. #birds
a canopy of green leaves, with numerous branches in the foreground, along with a woven basket hanging off a tree in the lower right. scattered all over the image are bananaquit birds, some in the basket, some on the branches, some mid-flight.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 10/07/2025
same energy
kids flash cards for matching animals, where each animal picture/name is split in half. the pair in the photo is the front half of a turtle, and the back half of a monkey, resulting in a "turkey"
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 08/07/2025
@puzzmo.com i think there's an issue with your site rn, getting just a blank page on every browser/network i load it on
phone screenshot of the puzzmo app (through a webview from the bluesky android app, in this case). the entire page is white, as if it was still loading, except the loading has completed, and there is no progress bar.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 27/06/2025
squidward freaking out at 4 spongebobs
top text: oh heavens no
bottom text: the spunsklobs are plentiful
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 27/05/2025
there's a school out in east texas that seems to use the p-2002 sierra as their training plane they're out there all the time
screenshot of a tecnam p-2002 sierra on skycards
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 26/05/2025
found it
skycards screenshot showing boeing 757-200 reg 98-0001 over south carolina
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 20/05/2025
checked it out, but disappointed to see that i'm forced to pay for the ai models @kagi.com, you should really ditch this ai garbage, you seem to have a good product aside from it
screenshot of the pricing page for kagi search. it has starter and professional monthly subscriptions showing for $5 and $10 a month, for 300 and an unlimited amount of searches per month respectively. both unfortunately also include an ai assistant with standard models. i just want to search. i do not want any involvement with the Lying Machine That Tells Lies. this does not belong in any product, much less a search engine. chatgpt delenda est.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 20/05/2025
for anyone else curious, the flag was saved, and here's what it actually looks like, although the color has faded over the past 110 years. (source is unfortunately facebook www.facebook.com/NewMexicoHis...)
a photograph of the original flag the mockup is based on. it looks very similar, with the us flag in the top left, arabic numeral 47 in the top right, new mexico seal in the bottom right, and bold, serif, all caps "new mexico" text going diagonally from bottom left to top right in the center, with the letters gradually decreasing in size. however the text has no black outline here, the backdrop has faded from teal to white, it is in a taller aspect ratio, 4:3 or so, and it is fringed with gold along the bottom edge.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 15/05/2025
> blocked by 100x more people than follow you > this is a good thing, actually not beating the genai dweebs have no critical thinking ability allegations
simpsons principal skinner "am i out of touch? no, it's the children who are wrong."
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 12/05/2025
new spot the oriole game as a late submission to the #worstbirdpic trend poor guy got scared away from my feeder by a mockingbird before i could get a picture, and before he could even grab a bite, and this is where i found him when i rushed outside #birds
a high zoom phone photo of a wire fence covered in ivy in front of a backdrop of very leafy trees and other foliage. looking closely, you can just barely make out the signature flame orange of an oriole sitting on the fence, mostly hidden by the leaves.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 03/05/2025
and since i forgot to post this here from a while back: Wingspan But You Can Eat The Pieces @stonemaiergames.com
a photo of a wingspan player board, where the eggs have been replaced with edible cadbury eggs.a photo of a wingspan player board, where the eggs have been replaced with edible cadbury eggs.a photo of a wingspan player board, where the eggs have been replaced with edible cadbury eggs.a photo of a wingspan player board, except with normal eggs (and one golden!) because we ate all the cadbury eggs too fast
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 03/05/2025
hell yeah this rules
a set of wooden upgrades for the board game wingspan from meeplesource sitting on a table.
in the middle is a wooden dice tower filled with wood versions of the 6 food types in the game. a large scissor-tailed flycatcher meeple sits on top as a first player marker, and surrounding it are 7 sets of 8 smaller bird meeples: barn owls, rainbow lorikeets, lilac-breasted rollers, cedar waxwings, northern cardinals, common ravens, and common kingfishers.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 18/04/2025
flowers were more cooperative though
a macro photo of some taller grass, in focus speckled around the image are small purple flowers (i think blue-eyed grass?), there's also some out of focus, equally small white flowers as well (some type of sandwort?)similar to the previous picture, but with some out of focused grass and flowers in the foreground, and an assortment of both types of flower in focus. on the right of the photo, you can also make out the details of a blade of grass, and a flower bud.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 18/04/2025
1 (one) killdeer from work, who absolutely did not want his photo taken
a slightly blurry, zoomed in photo of a killdeer standing in the middle of a field.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 02/04/2025
series of tumblr posts by user theinfiknight
post 1: hang on i gotta google something real quick
post 2: ok this is funny
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 08/03/2025
america vs brazil in an "our country sucks" challenge
tumblr post: brazil has nearly 60,000 murders - here's a map to put that number in perspective [world map: almost all of the northern hemisphere, excluding kazakhstan and australia are blue. brazil is read.] brazil had as many homicides as all the blue countries combined…
user surfcommiesmustdie: BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA 👆🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
user blitzkriegfritz: This is Not an award show 
user surfcommiesmustdie: CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷👆
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 21/02/2025
spent 40 minutes trying to check out for it online at 2am, then my gamestop just had plenty of them waiting, lol the art is awesome, congrats!
a picture of the three cards from the contest in a binder page. the pikachu is on the left, followed by op's feraligatr, and finally the toxtricity. visible on the next page behind them are a japanese regigigas, bewear full art, and snorunt.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 18/02/2025
did somebody order some vultures? 🪶
a picture of a green roof, backed by the trunks of pine trees. on the roof are four black vultures all in a row. three are standing upright, the second is sitting down as a loaf.a photo of the roof of a small shed behind a fence, with various plantlife in the background, some green, some the dead brown of winter. on top of the roof are five more black vultures, all just standing around facing random directions.a view up into some pine tree branches against a clear blue sky. thirteen(!!) vultures are perched on various branches, with seven all clustered around the middle of the photo, and 6 on other branches, one better hidden than the others. off to the left side of the image is a 14th vulture, wings outstretched, coming in for a landing.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 07/02/2025
not sure how this is gonna work out
screenshot from video in the quoted tweet, that i didn't crop due to laziness. it is of the word "millionaire".screenshot from video in the quoted tweet, that i didn't crop due to laziness. it is of the word "fired".
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 11/01/2025
cover of dj khaled's suffering from success album
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 02/01/2025
new year, same #birds may your weekend be as chill as this dove
a photograph through a fence with vertical black metal bars of a mourning dove laying down in the grass, the most relaxed i've ever seen a bird, and quite possibly more relaxed than i've been in my entire life.a closer up photo of the dove from the first picture, almost all the way up to the fence. had i switched to portrait, i probably could have put my phone entirely between the bars. the dove has noticed me at this point, but will not let this affect it. truly the avian embodiment of the "unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing." meme.a zoomed in photo of a mostly barren tree against a clear blue sky (lol). in the middle is a red bellied woodpecker, facing to the right, sitting on a larger branch. the signature red head is just barely visible in this shot. unlike the dove, this guy would not stop hopping around and yelling. maybe he got a bit too into the new years festivities?the same tree as the previous picture, but the woodpecker has hopped to a further back branch, and is now facing the opposite direction. these guys always love testing the limits of my phone zoom.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 27/12/2024
incredibly low quality simpsons gif. two knife wielding monkeys are aggressively circling each other, surrounded by a ring of cheering onlookers.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 26/12/2024
whoops i missed some, shoutout @pigeonpost.cafe, this stuff is so much better irl
a postcard from pigeon post featuring two waxwings, one on a berried branch above passing a berry to the lower one, and a united states quail service patch.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 26/12/2024
man my girlfriend fuckin rules 🪶
a handful of bird related presents. at the top is an owl plus, around the bottom are some stickers, patches, pin and a washi tape roll from pigeon post, and the highlight in the very center is a hand painted cedar waxwing on canvas, standing on a leafy branch against a clear sky, facing to the right.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 25/12/2024
protip: old #boardgame score sheets make for fun gift tags
a handful of gifts of assorted shapes and sizes wrapped in black and midnight blue wrapping paper, with some of the blue wrapping paper having a fun barn owl pattern on it. the one common feature on all the gifts is a folded base game wingspan score sheet serving as the gift tag.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 23/12/2024
this guy would not stop barking yesterday 🪶
a mostly bare of leaves tree, viewed through a pair of binoculars. close to the middle is a red bellied woodpecker facing towards the upper right.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 12/12/2024
what the fuck did el paso do lmao
screenshot of a shipping restrictions section on the macy's website. reads as follows:
This item may not be shipped to P.O.Box, Federated States of Micronesia, Armed Forces Americas, Alaska, Puerto Rico, Armed Forces Europe, Marshall Islands, Guam, Hawaii, U.S. Virgin Islands, Armed Forces Pacific, American Samoa, Northern Mariana, Palau and El Paso, Texas.

most of these make sense as they're not part of the contiguous united states, but for some puzzling reason el paso is there too.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 25/11/2024
happy mothday everyone i've seen a ton of neat moths in the past couple years, here's some of the highlights
a small rosy maple moth, light pink with yellow on the back and abdomen sitting on my girlfriend's outstretched finger, facing towards the left of the frame. it's antennae are sticking straight out, and zooming in, you can make out part of its face.a luna moth sitting on a white brick wall, facing upwards, with wings beautifully splayed out. a small bit of pale yellow thorax can be seen, from which the wings stick out, with the top of them looking almost like tree branches, with a small "seed pod" pattern sticking onto the wing about halfway down. the wings themselves are a pale lime green, and the hind wings dip far downwards in the very middle, forming what looks like a tail. the photo is taken from slightly above the moth, looking at it from the right.a regal moth which is calmly sitting in the palm of my hand. it has a primarily orange body with mostly gray wings. the body has some pale yellow spots, and the wings have an orange vein pattern branching down towards the end of the wings, and more pale yellow spots forming a line across both wings with perfect symmetry. it's approximately the size of my four main fingers.a cecropia moth, the largest species native to north america, sitting on a black railing, just above the ground. it has a deep red body, with dark brown wings. four off white crescent moon patterns are visible on the wings, two on each side of the wings. a sort of tie-dye esque pattern appears below them, with a white and red rough line going fully across both wings almost at the bottom.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 24/11/2024
a view out of a train window. the reunion tower of dallas, with it's distinctive ball at the top can be seen.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 18/11/2024
tweet from the official verified microsoft edge twitter account:
it's almost the end of the year and we want to see how you #edge. show us your most memorable edges 👇

this tweet has been deleted.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 13/11/2024
the rare software developer who prefers going outside to sitting at a desk, i don't get out to bird as much as i'd like, but here's a few of my favorite shots
a photo taken looking up into a tree full of green leaves. partially obscured, an eastern screech owl peers out from between a couple of them, looking inquisitively at the camera.far off in the distance against a gray, cloudy sky, a bald eagle is perched majestically at the top of a barren tree branch. there are also some out of focus branches closer to the camera.a barred owl watches from a branch above, sat against a backdrop of bright green leaves and more branches.a fledgling barred owl sitting on the ground below the mother from the previous picture, among a sparse handful of leaves. it looks less like a bird, and more like a lost muppet.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 12/11/2024
cat tax
my cat, cheddar, sitting on the arm of the sofa, with an "i voted" sticker stuck to her. she is looking into the camera with an expression that suggests she is not happy with this joke of a system i have now involved her in.
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Aliquis @aliquis.dev · 09/11/2024
election shmelection, tranexas lives
a photo of a texas flag hanging on the wall, although the standard blue and red have been replaced with the lighter blue and pink of the trans pride flag. in front of the flag are an assorted collection of board games, plushies, and lego sets on shelves.
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