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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 10h

Gandalf is starting to lose her battle with cancer. 😔 Will be seeing the vet in the morning to see our options but she's already 2.5 years old so idk if they'll think surgery is a bad idea. She's just a beautiful baby girl. 😔

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Psycho 👻🎃💀🦇🕸️ @psychosatan.bsky.social · 21h

HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I ate too much garlic and now my tummy hurt

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why the fuck did this blow up? What circle of clanker hell did I end up in???

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why yes, I did make garlic bread and spaghetti. Yes I'm aware im a treasure and my family is lucky to have me. Thank you.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love that Google AI just fucking lies

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love Danny so much. I would get him rattooed on me.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🤔 valid but also how do I say it

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Are you tired of having money??? Send it to me and I'll turn it into taco bell!!!

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ew people actually eat chicken Parm?

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's because everyone thinks we're cheaters / will get tired of the sex we're with. I'm tired of this stereotype frfr.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This meal costs $5 to make here's the receipt!!! Anyway I had these 8 ingredients at home so they didn't cost anything.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Welcome to my world. Try eating high protein, chewing gum and drinking extra water.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't understand how they think we can repay our student loans right now when things are more expensive than they've ever been. I'm so fucking serious when I say we need a guillotine fast.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was too overwhelmed by the heat to get any pussy

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's ren faire day. Time to prove that these aren't stupid and I'm going to get major pussy.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You're telling me they didn't use pony for the outro for steel ball run?? That song was fucking BUNS

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My wife forgot the furtive pygmy can y'all believe this shit?

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Can't stop thinking about how pucci is the most beautiful man I've ever seen.

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Enrico Pucci Jojo

ALT: Enrico Pucci Jojo

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When the lads are getting absolutely MOGGED

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wish someone would look at me the way my rats look at treats.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Idk why I can't ever remember him being on a stream. Did he go by dan or did he use a screen name?

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Thinking about how to explain to my therapist that I'm hanging by a thread and the most minor inconveniences are sending me over the edge without getting a vacation

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think I should just lay down in the street on Minecraft cause tell me why I bound my JoJo golden spirit account to my Gmail but it didn't actually bind?? I was max level pre register and you can't get jotaro anymore.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

How bout he stimulate a fucking paycheck and go get a job.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

All this attitude cause his friends couldn't find a way to DND how ever will he fucking survive

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Teenagers will be like "MY MOM IS SO FUCKING RUDE TO ME SHES ALWAYS ON MY CASE AND IS ALWAYS TAKING EVERYTHING AS A PERSONAL ATTACK" and it's just them getting mad and being sarcastic because they were told to take a shower and wear deodorant.

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Literally I told him that and he said one person isn't allowed to have any social media or make phone calls with friends and so they can't do that. (Maybe they should just have a single session without them????)

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I have a Corolla btw. "It'd just be three or four trips max"

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Teenagers will be like "I'm being abused by my mom she never does anything for me this is a fucking hell hole" and the abuse is just me saying no I'm not gonna drive you and 7 friends to DND what the fuck

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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've never used grub hub. I've used Uber eats tho and it's way more expensive than door dash and takes twice as long for some fucking reason. I hate hate hate food delivery. 😭 I usually just get it myself but God damn sometimes I want help.

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