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Re Madonna: Just Google “post-sepsis syndrome”. She’s being brave about it, but the sepsis did a real number on both her mobility and her cognition. She was in a coma for days! I wish the people criticizing her were more aware of this. It’s not just that she’s older, it’s that she almost died.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fun Fact: Being masculine is not an achievement. 🤷🏻

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Andrew Garfield is the cutest cutie that was ever so cute. Watch him laugh and smile on Good Hang and try to resist falling in love with him.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today is a good day. TikTok has now deleted both profiles that were using my name and photos. It took a while and you have to be patient, but they did it. Once in a while the thing that should happen, does happen. It’s a small but desperately needed victory in today’s shitshow of a world.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I have to negotiate with you to show your face, we are not a match. If you have sunglasses on in most of your pics, we are not a match. If I have a full profile of photos and yours is blank and you are asking me for nudes, we are not a match. If you’re stupid and also dumb, we are not a match.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gay men have no excuse for wearing sunglasses like this. They are for straight bounty hunters with no taste, not gays.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m assuming all Gen X’ers have embarrassing 80s amateur modelling shots.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Most of the really hot guys who follow me on Instagram have never once liked a single thing I posted. I don’t actually think they interact with anyone. They simply receive attention. That’s it. One way street.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m back on TikTok and apparently there’s a rule that if you’re over 6 feet you have to casually brag about it every few seconds. When did being born tall become a flex? Like, you did nothing.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good news. TikTok removed my impersonator. Looks like I have no choice but to maintain a TikTok profile. In this economy? Ugh. Follow me at www.tiktok.com/@alifeofmichael

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s fascinating how some people can have such tiny little nipples and other people can have such big ones. Fascinating.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If all you do is look at the camera and dance shirtless, is that really content? I mean, regardless of how hot you are, is that actual content, though?

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

No shit, 100% agree here.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I had 150,000 followers on Twitter and I deleted it because I thought we all hated Elon, but turns out y’all are still there 🤷🏻

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Has anyone checked in on the gay community? Death coming hard in 2026 for our icons. RIP Bob Mackie 😢

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If you squint, it almost looks like abs.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

To those who know the sting of feeling invisible in the gay community, just know being invisible can have benefits.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Actually had a really great orgasm last night.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don't take steroids because I never want to look like I'm capable of helping my friends move.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you use TikTok, please find and report this person who is using my name and photos. This infuriates me to no end. This is definitely not me.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Are you the girl from Bridge to Terabithia?

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s ironic that I’m so bad at kissing ass when I’m sooo good at eating it.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Older good people no longer have permission to die. We need all the good people alive. No more good people can die. Thank you.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m still in disbelief that people actually like bottoming.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I deleted Twitter because Musk bought it. Now I’m told someone is using my photos on there. I deleted my TikTok because of fascism. Now someone is using my name and photos on their too. I hate the internet these days.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This past week: CHINA: Announced the discovery of a probiotic that reverses diabetes. USA: Made up the name of a lake without any legal authority. CHINA: Invented EV battery with 600+ mile range. USA: Used AI to create silly video of a fake battle in unpopular war.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The gays collectively are not making a big enough fuss over the perfection that is this man. Matteo Berrettini.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Still seeking a rich boyfriend. Running out of time here 😜

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Wow, from atop this pile of mistakes can almost see my entire life

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