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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 12h

Ya that’s the reference I was making. You got it! Lol

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 15h

You know how straight women dress for other women? Well, straight men build muscles for other men. Fight me.

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Fruit Punch Samurai @davidtrey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Happy #MCM is this artsy enough?

A black and white pucture of a generic gay lifting up his shirt

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Looks like I’m crawling into bed alone again. Probably for the best. I like to cuddle, but I run super hot. I’d just make you sweat.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trampolines always end up in kids’ tears.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I just made the best chicken salad. It had avocado and raspberries, you guys.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We’re all pretending we shouldn’t be panicking.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Everything worthwhile requires time, effort and patience. And the older I get, the less I have of all three.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Someone just pronounced “cemetery” as “semmertary” - furious.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’ve reached a point where seeing a stranger at the gym aggressively chomping down on his gum infuriates me. How did I get here? Is this old age, or am I just a prick?

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Thursday. This gym bathroom is where I feel it the most.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The internet is really quite mean, eh?

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’ve discovered that deleting Grindr reduces my stress.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The #Pumpjack has a very particular smell. It’s like bleach, alcohol, and shame.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But I’m in love with his personality …

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There’s definitely some confusion out there, but let me clear this up: homosexuality is not a sin.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Reasonably large lol. Not ridiculously. Like realistically large.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just had to ask a twink for my big black dildo back because it has sentimental value 🤷🏻

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

lol I could never post my weiner publicly 🤷🏻

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have zero interest in dating someone who’s too afraid to send me a simple photo of their face that doesn’t disappear.

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you’re so hot that you have hundreds of thousands of followers - on any platform - then you don’t then get to wine on said platform about being single. You are choosing to be single. Come on .

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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026