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@alieninacoma.bsky.social
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👽 (32) • I sketch and take pictures of bugs • gay • aliens Anti-Ai account | [21+ MDNI]

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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 14h
I need to be placed on the medieval rack so I can be stretched out. Might cure my back pain actually…🐀
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hearing my coworker congratulate his son on passing his drivers test, and it’s really sweet and endearing. So cute, I wish dads were real.
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doing fun things at work.
Various drawings of bugs Gay skeleton
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back to car hunting… 🙁
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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GO for it Nakamura CD 💿
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been eating pickled red onions for the past few nights. Someone kiss me
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m so stressed
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New Silent Hill reheating Alien Isolation nachos
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RoseRed @thebookishgardener.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning 🌞 ☕️🍂 🖌️ Mildred Anne Butler, “Shades of Evening,” 1904 #art #Painting #artist
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Quinn Rau @quinnrau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Resident Evil and Silent Hill both got the best films in their respective franchises this year. The former being, obviously, Zach Cregger's Resident Evil, and the latter, of course, being Hokum.
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pickled red onions I love you sm.
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robertesaum ✦ @robertesaum.shy.cat · 14/10/2024
Silent Hill 3 Atmosphere credits: @heartsh8pedboxx
Silent Hill 3 Cheryl Mason Survival Horror Game
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
themansionpress.com/en-us/collec... This meaty little tome is the culmination of over 10 years of painting and illustrating. It spans a decade of artistic growth, experimentation, pain, introspection, psychotic perfectionism, exorcism and expression.
themansionpress.com
Dusty Ray
Explore a world of creativity with original arts, captivating artbooks, and immersive comics at The Mansion Press. Discover unique Arts and vibrant illustrations.
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I miss my damn car so much.
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 21/09/2026
Apparently, the easiest way to avoid tough questions is to get rid of the reporters who ask them. All Americans deserve a free press that can ask questions and hold those in power accountable.
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Catholic bible with cross and rosary - wet specimen jars seen in background
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Most exciting thing to ever happen to me this month was that some guy crashed into my car!! (I’m fine, went to urgent care) But in all my years of driving this is my first car wreck and I’m very distraught over my record. Also upset that my plan to build my new bookshelf after work was ruined 😠
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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سيف | 🇵🇸 @chanafehs.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
‘Don’t want any smoke on her’ { #art #sinners }
Illustration of Annie from sinners holding her baby in a embroidered white dress. She is standing in a lake near plants and tree branches. She is looking down at her baby happily with her mouth open, as if humming or singing a song to her.
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🎀creepy cat🎀 @cathryncreates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
good morning
a woman sitting on a saw trap with the words 
how it feels to not say weird shit
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow can I stop having weird ass dreams thank you.
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Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"stop fetishizing catholicism" catholicism actually works best as a form of bdsm
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s going to be 103 today… I’m fighting
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m home, got my snackies and drawing on my iPad. I’ve reached iPad baby status :)
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Treated myself over this weekend and finally bought myself an iPad. ✍🏾 🦷
Digital drawing of eye with two pupilsDrawing of teeth with one tooth missing
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Entering silent hill no one contact me.
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well YES
CREOLE by Beyoncé off 20th anniversary release of b’day album. Featuring artwork of Beyoncé pulling alligator while wearing bikini and heels in swampland
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Awooo 3-day weekend 🗣️
Meme of man ripping off pants
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the lorraine witch project 🕸️🥀 @farewelliiflesh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wish I was a vampire.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
joan
rough sketch study of jean seberg as joan of arc in the old black and white movie, in armor, holding a sword
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Arthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Argentinian-Italian Surrealist painter, illustrator, and author Leonor Fini The Victim is Queen, 1963 #LeonorFini #BOTD #Surrealism
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh 🧍🏾‍♂️
Final Fantasy characters result
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Halloween time at the happiest place on earth! I got cinnamon toast crunch coffee and I’m going to be dreaming of this all week. 🎃🐀
Disneyland entrance Cinnamon toast crunch coffee
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Alex🦇 @alexandererin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sick of people needing ai to write an email like come on now 🫩
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Actively being gaslit by a man. What the helly, I don’t think so.
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Let me ask chat gpt” How about you just die
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🕊 Sharon ~ NHDogLover ⚖️ 🗽 @nhdoglover.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Madonna of the Cotton Fields (1927) was painted by the British artist Dame Laura Knight (1877-1970). #Art
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry is Going Home💔
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES IVE GOT GREAT ASS TOO
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evee 🍓 @strawberrieve.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal state and it has nothing to do with them
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m really excited over this new floss I bought.
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Greetings earthlings 🛸 🌍
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Took an edible, heating up leftovers. Maybe watch a movie Ohhh yaah
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
New profile pic dropped @alexandererin.bsky.social
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I really can’t believe I was able to hold and pet an opossum today. Just glad I was able to find him before its situation became worse. He was such a cutie. I hope he visits again Next on my bucket list is to befriend a crow. 🐦‍⬛
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This might my best day ever 🥹 Saved a baby opossum from being stuck in a trashcan in my backyard. Such a sweet boy - was super dehydrated, and hungry. He ate applesauce, rubbed against my leg and then walked off back into nature. Named him trashcan and I hope to see him again ♥️
Me holding Baby opossum showing his big scary teethBaby opossum gripping water bowl
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A penguin that travels the world working as a clown.
painting of a penguin dressed as a clown
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matteo @alieninacoma.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Crashing out at work today because WHAT
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