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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

We are also in search of The Table. We'll know it when we see it.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

No thank you. Checking my email is stressful enough without having to make conversation with it.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I'm unsure if this is helpful or not but women's gussets are getting even narrower. Like some sort of frontal thong.

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Kevin HofFIN- OH MY GOD!!! SHARK ATTACK!!! @khoffin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I'm going to be here! The ONLY Cartoonist approved by both NATO AND Bargain Hunt.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I'm okay with ineffective CPR in TV and film, because it would be painful to perform proper compressions on the actors. What I'm not okay with is the total lack of attempt to perform CPR on characters who were awake and talking two seconds ago. Learn CPR in 15 mins: www.bhf.org.uk/how-you-can-...

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Finally out of #whamageddon. Longest I've ever made it by far!

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Here's @khoffin.bsky.social reading part of our @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social haul on the way home and giggling. Literally giggling you guys.

A red-haired man reads a graphic novel called Goblins on a train.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Oh, and they apply for another adult travelling with you.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Disabled railcards are valid all day every day, actually.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I don't know if people do this but I know my mum took a dinner plate to buy a microwave so extrapolating from that I find it likely people do do this.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

When you send your husband a joke and hear him laughing in the other room ❤️

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

As I approach middle age, I have observed that there are two available attitudes. 1. I am halfway to death, it's pointless to start anything new. 2. I am only halfway through life, I have time for at least as many things as I have already done.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I think it's weird how ubereats etc suggest tips based on order value. They should be based on time spent. 1 minute = 10p, or 1 minute = 20p if they're on a bike in the rain.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

You guys are getting CPR? All I get is a 'she's gone' two seconds after I stop breathing from reversible causes.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

On my fifth visit to Whitby, I have finally managed to count exactly 199 steps.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

FR though, subtitles would be an absolute game changer for deaf and hearing impaired people, my husband would be over the moon if a less than completely evil company offered them.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Remember that time you ate a really spicy chilli, cried, and then ate another really spicy chilli, and were somehow surprised you cried again? That was your god-given right!

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

if you’re transphobic; blue sky should be a miserable experience for you

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

I'm honestly not against stopping you from ordering extra extra extra pickles, as the person who habitually kisses you on the mouth, but that's not the point. It's way slower and multinational companies have no place in ordinary marital disputes!!

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Kevin HofFIN- OH MY GOD!!! SHARK ATTACK!!! @khoffin.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I've been tasked with drawing a children's book written by my Father-in-Law for my nephew. Honestly, the whole thing is so exciting right now. Any tips from anyone who does this would be appreciated!

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Lucie Ebrey is one of the sweetest and loveliest humans I've ever had the pleasure of meeting and I wish her nothing but good things in life.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Pancake day is a serious business in our household. By which I mean I demand pancakes for breakfast, lunch, and tea, and @khoffin.bsky.social obliges because he is the BEST.

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Kevin HofFIN- OH MY GOD!!! SHARK ATTACK!!! @khoffin.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Looking for captioned screenings of the new Captain America film at my local Odeon. In the first week- 1. At 21:10 on a Sunday night. THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I also actually did buy socks on the secondhand market this month, albeit brand new with tags on vinted.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

January brand new purchases. I think I did okay considering it's month one but there's room for improvement. I broke our old lemon squeezer beyond practical repair, a lesson to be more careful with the things I already have. £29.99/£300.

6th Jan - notebook £2
7th Jan - gift for nephew £12
27th Jan - lemon squeezer £3.99
28th Jan - scales £12

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Bad people can do good things, just like good people can sometimes do bad things. Good and evil is a spectrum like every other aspect of humanity. I do not defend any aspect of these allegations, but we are all complex individuals and none of us can ever truly guess another's motives.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

On a more lighthearted note, an old family friend once 'corrected' her five-ish year old daughter with "Don't talk like that, you sound like you're from Heanor". 5yo: "... But I am from Heanor".

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

When my Dad first came to the UK, people would hear his South African accent and, because apparently they didn't have irony in 1980, discriminate against him on the assumption he must support apartheid. He and his brothers say they now have smack accents, as in "talk properly or I'll smack you".

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Why £300 and not £0? Some items, e.g. socks and underwear, don't come onto the secondhand market often and I use them until the end of their lifespan anyway. Even when there's a thriving secondhand market, buying some items brand new, e.g. books and art, supports creators and small businesses.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

For my new year's resolution, I've decided not to spend more than £300 on brand new items this year, except: a) consumables, e.g. food or medication, for obvious reasons b) items needed to repair something I already own c) comics purchased from the creator at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

What is the croissant shaped thing at the top right? It doesn't look like any of the foods on a traditional turkey dinner plate here in the UK.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Peter the elf from Arthur Christmas is, without a doubt, the thirstiest character in any holiday film.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

We're in our thirties with no kids and recently subscribed to the Beano. It's a good comic, still as funny as it was in the 90s.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Feels a bit like cheating when Aldi put lemons and limes on Super 6. Nobody has ever got their five a day from lemons.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Not much room in our little flat for a Christmas tree, but that's never stopped us before!

An approximately 5ft real Christmas tree, decorated and with presents underneath, in between a row of bookshelves and a pink couch. Decorations include Santa riding a dinosaur, an octopus in a hat and scarf, an avocado, a purple letter K and an orange letter E. The tree topper is a chimney with legs sticking out the top, as Santa has got stuck.

Another angle of the same Christmas tree. Decorations on this side include a pompom mouse (he has a bell inside), a dog in a Santa hat, and a beaded owl.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

If I had to get whamageddoned, I'm glad it was with you ❤️

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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Six year old: “Mama…I heard about this place and I wonder if you’ve ever been there” “Okay…what place?” *totally earnest voice filled with quiet awe* “It’s a place called…the 80s. And in that place, if you say the exact same word at the exact same time as someone else you get CURSED with a JINX!”

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How To Love Comics @howtolovecomics.com · 23/11/2024

Pssst... Comics are awesome. Pass it on.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I think our non-comicsy friends are getting sick of us thrusting a book in front of them and saying "look at this comic" so it's nice to bring that energy to a wider audience.

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Apparently Kevin and I are now fully the faces of admiring a toilet comic 😂 Shame they've not used a better picture of some of the wonderful art though...

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Picked up a nasty cold at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social but luckily I also picked up all these cat comics to help me feel better. Clockwise from left: @karlckrumpholz.bsky.social, @limitbreakcomics.bsky.social, Rebecca K Jones, Sharp Txngue.

Four comics about cats and a bag of Cadbury chocolate buttons with a cat on it. The comics are called 'It's Oola Too!!', 'Meouch', 'Disco', and 'Midas and the Insatiable Appetite'.

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