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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin

@alias-agatha.bsky.social
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Reader, wanderer, cook, follower of Detection Club rules. Married to @KHoffin.bsky.social. Not my dog :(

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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Trainbow
A Cross Country train with Pride livery at platform 3a of Derby Station.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is a brag, not a confession. #lifegoals
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
We are also in search of The Table. We'll know it when we see it.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No thank you. Checking my email is stressful enough without having to make conversation with it.
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Kevin Hoffin @khoffin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm going to be here! The ONLY Cartoonist approved by both NATO AND Bargain Hunt.
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Kevin Hoffin @khoffin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Today's comic. 111 #ThankYouNHS.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I'm okay with ineffective CPR in TV and film, because it would be painful to perform proper compressions on the actors. What I'm not okay with is the total lack of attempt to perform CPR on characters who were awake and talking two seconds ago. Learn CPR in 15 mins: www.bhf.org.uk/how-you-can-...
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Finally out of #whamageddon. Longest I've ever made it by far!
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Here's @khoffin.bsky.social reading part of our @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social haul on the way home and giggling. Literally giggling you guys.
A red-haired man reads a graphic novel called Goblins on a train.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
When you send your husband a joke and hear him laughing in the other room ❤️
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
As I approach middle age, I have observed that there are two available attitudes. 1. I am halfway to death, it's pointless to start anything new. 2. I am only halfway through life, I have time for at least as many things as I have already done.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I think it's weird how ubereats etc suggest tips based on order value. They should be based on time spent. 1 minute = 10p, or 1 minute = 20p if they're on a bike in the rain.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
On my fifth visit to Whitby, I have finally managed to count exactly 199 steps.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
if you’re transphobic; blue sky should be a miserable experience for you
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Kevin Hoffin @khoffin.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I've been tasked with drawing a children's book written by my Father-in-Law for my nephew. Honestly, the whole thing is so exciting right now. Any tips from anyone who does this would be appreciated!
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Lucie Ebrey is one of the sweetest and loveliest humans I've ever had the pleasure of meeting and I wish her nothing but good things in life.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Pancake day is a serious business in our household. By which I mean I demand pancakes for breakfast, lunch, and tea, and @khoffin.bsky.social obliges because he is the BEST.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Honestly not an unhappy marriage @khoffin.bsky.social
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Kevin Hoffin @khoffin.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Looking for captioned screenings of the new Captain America film at my local Odeon. In the first week- 1. At 21:10 on a Sunday night. THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
January brand new purchases. I think I did okay considering it's month one but there's room for improvement. I broke our old lemon squeezer beyond practical repair, a lesson to be more careful with the things I already have. £29.99/£300.
6th Jan - notebook £2
7th Jan - gift for nephew £12
27th Jan - lemon squeezer £3.99
28th Jan - scales £12
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I just think he's neat.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
For my new year's resolution, I've decided not to spend more than £300 on brand new items this year, except: a) consumables, e.g. food or medication, for obvious reasons b) items needed to repair something I already own c) comics purchased from the creator at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Peter the elf from Arthur Christmas is, without a doubt, the thirstiest character in any holiday film.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Feels a bit like cheating when Aldi put lemons and limes on Super 6. Nobody has ever got their five a day from lemons.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Not much room in our little flat for a Christmas tree, but that's never stopped us before!
An approximately 5ft real Christmas tree, decorated and with presents underneath, in between a row of bookshelves and a pink couch. Decorations include Santa riding a dinosaur, an octopus in a hat and scarf, an avocado, a purple letter K and an orange letter E. The tree topper is a chimney with legs sticking out the top, as Santa has got stuck. Another angle of the same Christmas tree. Decorations on this side include a pompom mouse (he has a bell inside), a dog in a Santa hat, and a beaded owl.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If I had to get whamageddoned, I'm glad it was with you ❤️
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Six year old: “Mama…I heard about this place and I wonder if you’ve ever been there” “Okay…what place?” *totally earnest voice filled with quiet awe* “It’s a place called…the 80s. And in that place, if you say the exact same word at the exact same time as someone else you get CURSED with a JINX!”
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How To Love Comics @howtolovecomics.com · 23/11/2024
Pssst... Comics are awesome. Pass it on.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Apparently Kevin and I are now fully the faces of admiring a toilet comic 😂 Shame they've not used a better picture of some of the wonderful art though...
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Picked up a nasty cold at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social but luckily I also picked up all these cat comics to help me feel better. Clockwise from left: @karlckrumpholz.bsky.social, @limitbreakcomics.bsky.social, Rebecca K Jones, Sharp Txngue.
Four comics about cats and a bag of Cadbury chocolate buttons with a cat on it. The comics are called 'It's Oola Too!!', 'Meouch', 'Disco', and 'Midas and the Insatiable Appetite'.
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Chris "Human Cryptid" Mole @chrismole.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
🚽🚽🚽: www.harrogate-news.co.uk/2024/11/19/h...
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Hotel’s loos with a view inspire top comic artists’ exhibition in Harrogate | Harrogate Informer
An exciting new exhibition which flushes away the norms of traditional art is being showcased in Harrogate. ‘Secrets of the Majestic’, an 88-page comic
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
And that's us on rice and beans for the rest of the month. Oh @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social, you're so beautiful but you make budgeting impossible.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Wrapping up the holidaying portion of our honeymoon. On to the comics!
Knaresborough viaduct.Selfie in Knaresborough.Masala chai at Bean and Bud.Nugget sharebox at McD's.
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Eleanor Clayden-Hoffin @alias-agatha.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Thus concludes the holidaying part of our honeymoon. On to the comics portion!
Kevin drinking tea at Leeds Market.A couple of pints at the Harrogate Tap.Window seat at Betty's Tea Rooms.Eating cheese at Knaresborough Market.
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