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Al Hatch

@alhatchauthor.bsky.social
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Slice of life novel "Meltdown Expected" coming soon. Set over 3 decades from 80s, about punk rock, coding, philosophy, radicalisation, love, weakness, growing up. Also write poetry, songs and non-fiction. #actuallyaustistic #leftist #lgbtq ally UK he/him

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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 1h
She looks like she skipped standing class at school. (Apart from,*waves hands at everything else*)
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 1h
Thanks for the heads-up and you're right, it's problematic. As a podcast series this did some important work, finding the origins of culture war talking points and debunking the resulting conspiracies, but this isn't great, on reflection. Much appreciated.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 2h
The podcast does not do those things, and the presenter does not have those views. There is reported speech in the podcast where people say homophobic/transphobic stuff. It's investigative journalism. Did you listen to it all?
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 8h
It makes no sense that a misogynist frat boy who is happy to rape and talk about rape and judging women's bodies would use a euphemism for jew - one that nobody else in the history of the world has used. I'm not defending him, I'm saying the more likely explanation is he raped Johns Hopkins women.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 9h
I don't think it meant Jew. Possibly they previously raped a woman from JHU (Johns Hopkins U), there for a sports match or other inter-U event. It's only 4 hours away.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 11h
Magnoleon
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 11h
Earth Girls are Easy Rider
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Wes Miller @getwired.com · 13h
Some Like it Hot Tub Time Machine
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 11h
Beverly Hills Robocop
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 11h
Sounds accurate to me.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 11h
I remember Churchill's Tik Tok banter about the farthing. "Never, in the field of human currency..."
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 21h
We're at the "public executions" phase of fascism, folks. Strap in, this will get (more) ugly.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 23h
I'm glad I no longer have to contemplate clouds and whimsically compare them to animals, now that I can point my AI at them and get an expert opinion.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Y'all forget to pay your bribes? This is Trumpistan, the price of doing business is kissing the orange pedo's full diaper and laying cash at his gross cankles. Or, maybe, those tech company CEOs could find a spine. I won't hold my breath.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MAGA hats are made in China but go off.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, it's Groundhog Day. Again. BrAhN mAn iS Not a eNgLiShMaN iNnIt? Something horses something something stables...
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quiltersblock.bsky.social @quiltersblock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's not what "I'd do the same again" means.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah probs should have CWd it, sorry.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bizzaro story here, 2023 www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/b...
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'Bizarre' child sex offender who travelled with animals and recently deceased woman
A man travelled more than three hundred miles with animals and a woman friend to visit an underage teen he met over the internet.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow, the literal president of the United States sued the State of Michigan because they have *checks notes* farming standards that agri-lobbyists don't like because they protect hens too much, depressing profits. Let that sink in.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why did the #Tories get AI to make their embarrassing Bayeux Tapestry-inspired Kemi "tribute"? Because human artists, even struggling ones, have a functioning sense of shame.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yes, the rat. Famously solitary animal. 😂
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You could have said "cheap", "camping fodder" or "student special" but you chose to punch down. Casual classism is the worst.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Green Party can be about much more than those things, and indeed similar parties in Europe have complete governing platforms with policies across the board. But a serious party needs a serious position on issues like this, and this isn't it.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So a tightrope exists between basic human decency and supporting child rape, fraud and treason eh? Who knew.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you ever work out what it meant? 😂
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Charles! What the fuck are-"
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Darkness - Street Spirit (was Radiohead) Wolf Alice - More than This (was Roxy Music)
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Benedict #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺FBR💙 #NAFO #FELLAS @cosmogalaxy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You talk too much.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Laughing at people living on the streets is hilarious, isn't it? What a lark. Maybe tomorrow you can mock the disabled.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hahaha those funny people sleeping rough. How quaint their customs are. Ho ho.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some are, some just need their basest instincts validated. Their vile opinions repeated back to them as "truth", it makes bigots feel good, when "the libs" (ie normal folk) have told them all their lives their hate is bad.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every supporter of Palestine I've ever heard condemns Hamas terrorism. This is a strawman.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is so stupid. Solar plus battery is reliable. Along with wind, hydro and tidal, with a robust grid, any country can have reliable clean energy and the energy security that comes with ditching fossil fuels.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh do shut up. Signed, a man.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, this is a scientifically accurate account of how they went blind.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sax: female.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, even by the American definition of Socialism, the Nazis weren't socialist, or left wing. This Maga just doing what magas do... lying to deflect.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to be buried at sea. Next week is fine, you got a boat?
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are we going to talk about how Amazon have broken all legacy Echo devices? I can't ask my Echo Show 8 to play Suede without getting Slade, it sometimes takes 20 seconds to answer and sometimes it just doesn't respond at all. My Echo Dot says "unlock this device" randomly (it's not locked).
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Great idea, so that won't happen. In other news I got a LinkedIn message begging me to become a magistrate, hooooh boy you don't wanna give me that power, I got issues...
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everything's flushable if you commit. (For avoidance of doubt, that's humour, don't flush wipes please)
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been writing my novel but I got distracted and started writing and recording the songs my fictional band wrote. I'm on my third song, but the book has stalled. Thank you ADHD 😩 #amwriting #writingcommunity #writerscoffeeclub
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm with Carl Sagan on this:
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never gets old. CW profanity etc.
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Al Hatch @alhatchauthor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is great. You can hear Seattle in them - I heard Nirvana influences, in a good way - while still being new stuff.
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