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Alfie

@alfieux.bsky.social
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I will make spelling errors and grammatical ones too. But at least I’m not trying to sell you b2b SaaS or crypto. #ux #product #designer in #nyc #productdesign

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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Cornelluniversity #janedoe
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will only openly admit I made out with Macklemore if you can tell me the difference between Aesop rock and asap rocky. LYRICALLY
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it’s time to shift positions. An internal re-org for me if you will. #productdesign anyone need someone who’s done this for close to 8 years ? Anyone I can bribe for a referral?
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems like the goal of fraternities is to condition groups of submissive boys to become submissive men who know how to keep secrets for their boyfriends.#cornell7
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Ai is this centuries “whipping boy” the actions of its CEOs and ramifications of their behaviors are minimized through every use of the technology.When #ethics are decentralized the negative impact of the full consequences will not be immediate Despite the marketing efforts are currently in place
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@wired.com Here i made this. I think you need this for your next “why no one wants to date tech bros anymore “ you can use it. Give me credit
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Women specifically black women have been warning everyone about the lies that tech bros have been selling you disguised as fear for years. Some ex anthropic dude pretends to be scared about AI companies right before they go IPO and everyone immediately falls for it. Lame.
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When are people going to stop falling for #AI marketing stunts disguised as journalism’? The sooner you realize all of this is marketing behaviorally aligned with cult like hierarchy and idealization. The better. #tech #products #ai
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wow Bill gates daughter is So cool being a woman in a male Dominated field (fraud) is really difficult these days #tech
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Call it cultural liquidity but you all notice that Every generation that gets priced out of "wealth" creates a different currency.
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The goal of #ux experience design seems to be no experience at all. And that’s in the best case scenerio
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
In 2012 Ryan Holiday wrote “Trust Me I’m lying “ confessions of a media manipulator. In the book he mentions his own actions in contributing to media manipulation. He mentions #gawker a lot. Anyone remember gawker ? I remember them roasting everyone’s outfits from the misshapes parties in #nyc
Book cover for author Ryan Holidays book “trust me I’m lying “ confessions of a media manipulator”
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Sup y’all
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
To the people confused, & alarmed by #AI commercials during the Super Bowl. Respectfully after 1 of you asked me? To get you caught up on #Ai & its relationship to your job? You need to understand that’s a symptom & cost of outsourcing thinking to machines. We have been warning you all for years
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Remember 5 min ago when GOP elected tangerine tyrant was yelling about bringing jobs back to the USA? Then ceremoniously had #tech ceos in all seriousness’ stand behind him, knowing damn well the only thing these people ever manufacture is consent. Congrats on the win #badbunny #ai #superbowl2026
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
#ai isn’t stealing your job. J Cole is. #jcole #ai #humor #hiphop
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Edward Vogel @mathartforall.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm donating $100.
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Authenticity does not have competition. Titles and Skills rarely align. Coincidental survival of office politics does not equate to high competency in skill sets. Out performing someone having fun doing their job is not possible
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Find someone that understands you the way a computer understands a json file #tech
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
#Tech products & if I would date them #Slack she’s a part of a polycule. She’s popular & fun. But her dad is insane & she still pretends that shes only dating google drive when she has dinner w/ him every week. mrs salesforce. it would be too much drama. #trch #design
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
When I mentored early career designers I would request or often buy and have them read Design is a job And Ruined by design By Mike Monteiro Today I would also add enshittifaction Cory Doctorow
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Ragebailt tech bros Techbro: vibe coders aren’t real coders Me: totally i code in real computer languages Techbro: cool ! Like python ? SQL? Me : html AND PHP
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I like how #techtwitter sf edition are freaking out about a mayoral election in #nyc Like remember when the founder of cash app was found stabbed to death in sf and you all freaked out for 5 min bc you thought it was someone that wasn’t a rich tech bro (Spoiler ) it was another rich tech bro
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A template You: you hate Mamdani? Umm why Tech bro: he’s a communist and he’s going to raise the taxes You: oh you can’t afford to Pay taxes are you a poor? Tech bro; uhh SF is better err uh um ai You: ew are you saying you’re a poor and you don’t have product market fit ? #tech #nyc #mamdani
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Figma was just bought by some Random company
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Sam Altman isn’t even cute
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Desire is ascribed by marketing in order to predict consumer habits. This is why the internet in its purest form terrified people so much. Be weird and engage in authenticity. #bigtech Will attempt to monetize every aspect of your existence otherwise. #tech #internet
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
If #AI isn’t making life easier why are we still blabbing on about it ? I’m not a luddite, i am just your annoying reminder to use your ability to think critically
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Example of a sub ecosystem of problems that startups have is being a chat gpt wrapper. (Most are) & industries like legal and healthcare requiring private local models bc of the nature of their industries & bc hello #tech forgot ethics again someone hire me to write about this @techcrunch.com ?
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My fav thing Silicon Valley pretends it doesn’t acknowledge is the sub ecosystems of problems their “unicorns “ cause ultimately leading to a new set of start ups attempting to fix those problems which leads to a new set of start ups attempting to fix that group of start ups trail of problems. #tech
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Intervention but your aunt and her Facebook conspiracy theory addiction. #tech #meta
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Has anyone told people posting about #openai every freaking day on linkedln that they probably have their own marketing department. The internet is all re runs and remakes now. I swear everyone doesn’t need to be a content creator. #tech #ai
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Most people in charge of social media platforms have no idea how to socialize. They are over here saying they drink coffee recreationally. Thinking they will live on mars. Living under volcanos, are the richest people on the planet and still the least fuckable people on the planet. #meta #tech
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The reason why people have a hard time trusting AI systems is because the makers of AI systems don’t trust them either. It’s nearly impossible to understand why the outputs of a deep learning model barfed a response into existence onto your UI or wherever. #ai #deeplearning #techethics #ux
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Matt Rife became the “legal guardian “ of the Annabelle doll ? Here I am thinking they are the same person. #mattrife #incels
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Here is my fake advertisement that is basically any advertisement with a woman in it from the 1950s
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Systems of oppression inevitably end up harming the oppressors.
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Just because YOU are wearing your stupid meta glasses doesn’t mean the woman you are harassing is giving you permission to record her and then post a video of her online. #techethics #meta #design
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#consent
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
#of
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Gen z is great but some of you need to research the real history of feminism and understand you’re doing alot of tone policing that is completely out of pocket and that’s way more cringe than skinny jeans. #feminism
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Pop punk bands from the 90s-00s owe that generation of teen girls apologies. You were all older, married, and completely cheating on your partners with underage fans while singing super sappy love songs. #music
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I’m not saying that alot of men aren’t lonely. Or whatever people are calling “the male loneliness epidemic “ I’m saying loneliness is something the men need to work on, by themselves or in therapy. This should not be automatically another male burden women need to shoulder.
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Hello I’m your party ruiner. None of your ai generated images can be copyrighted. In fact you don’t even own the rights to them no one and everyone does.
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
#designsky if I see one more post talking about vibe coding as if it’s not a joke like prompt engineering. I’m going to email everyone in comic sans. I will find every email address you use and love. #satire
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
#designsky if I see one more post talking about vibe coding as if it’s not a joke like prompt engineering. I’m going to email everyone in comic sans. I will find every email address you use and love. #satire
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Alfie @alfieux.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
You can’t wake someone that is pretending to be asleep
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