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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hooray! $500 Beach towel! (I asked for a poster but they sent me this instead. It’s not a big deal to me, but still a bummer that all I got was a Redbull branded beach towel instead of some colosseum memorabilia. Regardless, the funds are going to a good cause and that’s the important thing.)

An Oracle Racing beach towel, still in it’s plastic wrapping, that arrived in the mail after a $600 donation to charity when I asked for a poster from a lower tier instead.

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't you hate vagueposting?

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I used to have nothing going on most days, yet somehow, having more than one activity or errand seems to have me biting off more than I can chew. IDK where people get these time management skills from but I'm envious.

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Having another depression stuck in bed until I get dragged out of it day. Slept like shit too. Running off of 2, 1-hour naps since waking up yesterday at 4am.

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Found myself looking through my old Twitter posts tonight. A lot of them were bad but I saw a few of them that made me laugh and I think I wanna post dumb stuff like that here too. Won’t be frequently but if I have a stupid joke, I’m gonna share it.

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

40th anniversary Switch 2’s are in stock! I got mine! Let’s go!

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need to know if this is just a me thing or not. Why is there always that 1 crumb or wrinkle in the bed sheets that no matter how many times you swipe it, or redo the sheets, or sit up and comb the bed for it, it just. Wont. Go. AWAY! I swear I remade the entire bed once and it was still there!

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have a message to every single scalper youtu.be/erG5GmNWbv8

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Go F#ck Yourself Evangelion

YouTube video by Tlet3

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Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

lmao the change from paulista portuguese to after school anime hero japanese was like missing the top step of the stairs for me

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Lucah 🐴 Horse Auntie Vtuber @lucahjin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

RETRO RACER DEBUT TOMORROW! 2PM EST on Twitch! Gonna race right into your heart! 🐎💙🏎️

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My friend recently told me he finally wanted to give RE:Zero a shot and we’ve been watching it together from the beginning. It’s been so fun being able to discuss the episodes and get his thoughts live. I ended up on a RE:Zero media binge last night cause I’m too hyped for the next watch session.

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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.

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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Super Mario Bros. Z Kai is now streaming on Poob!

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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 21/09/2026

black dress

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I suck at Fire Emblem. I tried Fire Emblem Awakening on Hard Classic since my only FE game was Engage, and I can’t get past chapter 4. Idk how, but all my units are super under leveled and I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. Every unit gets 1 or 2 hit KOed. Can someone coach me? XD

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Out for dinner celebrating my sibling’s birthday tonight. I downed half a very strong Mai Tai and a martini for the bit. I worry where exactly is the line I draw for the bit because it keeps moving further. Regardless, I’ll be fun tonight.

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Canadia🍁 @canadiananiguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Battle damaged Samus - Metroid Ravenous

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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Think I now know the true meaning of “too much of a good thing.” As my cat now wants to cuddle so much throughout the night, he wakes me up repeatedly so he can lay on top of my chest and make me pet him. Adorable but it is genuinely compromising my sleep.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...

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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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Chuggaaconroy @chuggaaconroy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Genuinely? This is the first day since moving where it felt like things moved forward in a big way. I was able to actually relax and enjoy the new house.

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Proton Jon / Claire @protonjon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Well, at least he's comfy?

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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'll be doing a Twitch stream tonight at around 7:30pm AEST! To celebrate a certain pink puffball is getting a new game next year, I'll be starting a playthrough of Kirby and the Forgotten Land! 🌠

Kirby's Car Mouth mode in Kirby and the Forgotten Land for Nintendo Switch. Beep beep!

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D.SLOOGS💀 @dsloogs.com · 18/06/2026

SPACE MARIA OVA COLLECTION VOLUMES 5-8 Reprint and redesign of OVA Vol.5 “The Queens of Heart” Debuting at EVO and ANIME EXPO 2026⚡️

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trying to keep and eye on the Zelda 40th Switch 2 console and it's just depressing. Everywhere, pre-orders are sold out and there are already scalpers "presale"-ing the console for 1.5x the price. It's already expensive as is with the component shortages. Can't we just let people have hobbies?

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Today's Re:Zero episode just goes to show why this anime is one of my all time favorites. Such a good payoff! Holy shit!

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it

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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026

idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great

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Kimjdav @kimjdav.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

scarstar drip test

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Alfe5 @alfe5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Fuck, I really want that Zelda Switch 2. Please don’t be scalped beyond belief.

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maya kern @mayakern.com · 07/09/2026

hi all! this is really difficult for me to talk about, but the store is in danger of closing before the end of the year. you can read more about what happened here: www.mayakern.com/blog i'm at a point where i need to ask for help. 👇