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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 13h

Only FIVE more sales needed to make this happen… If you know anybody not on Bluesky or have any reach on any other platforms, please share…

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 11h

Bargain offer on this set which contains some of the finest music by a living composer, performed by top piano-whacker Ian Pace. Everybody loved English Country-Tunes when Finnessey did his own disc, right? This is also the shiz. www.prestomusic.com/classical/pr...

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Finnissy: Piano Works

Finnissy: Piano Works. Metier: MEX77402. Buy 4 CDs or download online. Ian Pace (piano)

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 11h

Tell the machine your wildest desires and we'll make them come true! Terms and conditions apply. We promise not to blackmail you, honest.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 17h

When you have finished the rock podcast, you can do a history of jazz in 500 sessions. Easy and won't lead to ructions, for a change.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 19h

Better Sight Without Glasses is crackpottery. I had the misfortune to be treated by one of those who believe this stuff, which boils down to doing eye exercises instead of using specs. Would be great if it worked, but it doesn't.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Facebook ad for Sviatoslav Richter CDs. Is the universe healing?

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Yes, if I knew who it was (missed the altercation and I suspect others must have done as well) I would definitely have blocked this shitbird.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I BANGED MY GUITAR ON THE GROUND

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Maybe they'll get all meta and explore the feelings of the actors trying to bring these much-loved characters into existence while being berated on social media for being craven sellouts.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

... And the other wifelets are jealous.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Actually, Sergeant, you arrived just in time for a little festival we call Burning Man."

Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee in The Wicker Man

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Matthew Campbell @socialscifi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you ever get bored with standard level Haggis lies, the high-difficultly extension is to explain that there's a Welsh Haggis called an "Araf", which is big and slow and wanders onto roads, so the Welsh have to paint warning before corners so drivers don't hit them...

Picture of a Welsh road. "ARAF SLOW" is written on the road.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I LISTEN TO YOUR PODCAST AND THEREFORE YOU ARE MY SPECIAL LITTLE PET MAN WHO MUST BE TAUGHT

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ah, Deidre! The Guest Stars used to play at a pub local to me. Spoiled rotten, we were

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's a rising agent, so this makes perfect sense. Where, one wonders though, is the con? Do they sell a cream to counteract the wondrous effects of the store-cupboard sexer-upper?

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Going to create a service which delivers powdered egg and National Loaf to your door. Only £150 a month. Cushty.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is there any way to combine it with football to make the fanbase even more toxic, I wonder?

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In accordance with his wishes, Jeffrey Archer's remains will be stuffed into an envelope and scattered at Victoria Station.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do not break the chain. A girl in Somerset broke the chain and she was struck by lightning and fell down a well.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Break your arm with its wing any day of the week.

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Robin Baker @robinalexbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Of course, the first time I saw this video, I had no idea that Madhur Jaffrey was rapping with Zohran Mamdani (aka Mr Cardamom). About as probable as Mary Berry rapping with a young Andy Burnham. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVs...

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Mr. Cardamom - Nani (starring Madhur Jaffrey)

YouTube video by Mr. Cardamom

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Actually I think you will find that the real Jennifer Aniston was scammed into showing her arsehole to a deepfake of a talking egg.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The clown Pagliacci was in fact in bed with a broken foot at this date

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We are happy here and the food is good. Do not believe western lies about torture and mutilation.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There were no characters I can identify with, there was no peril, nobody developed emotionally. Who do you think you are, Samuel Beckett?

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Actually, having thought about it I was being pompous rather than uncharitable. There you go. I might even have been wrong.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I mean, it's plainly not true that nobody wants to admit they are wrong. Is it uncharitable to say so? Maybe.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not in this picture, he's in the bigger band he had when he did the Colgate Comedy Hour.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There's a guy in Spike Jones's band who looks like Simon Farnaby with his hair dyed dark, I wish I knew his name.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No, this is a matter of character, culture, self-awareness and whatnot. It's clearly hard for a lot of people, but it's far from universal. In some lines of work everyone is wrong A LOT, and if you want to do well, you have to not care very much about it.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Will sir have the 1973 moutard de maison? Or would sir prefer this rather cheeky 1995?

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026

Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Well, I'm not remembering YOU in my prayers tonight!"

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hi, 👋🏻 I’m Chloe I am an artist and I try to sell these little ones directly, to help me and my family be alive and have things Here are small scale artworks that will fit on a crowded wall or in a little room Endorsed by animation directors and wrestlers ✅ www.chloecumming.com/inkwater

Pink dove and big blowsy brown flower, mixed media drawing with alive textures

Andy Burnham and a real life man fox , pencil drawing

Three skulls piled up, earth toned ink drawing after a Cézanne painting

My dearly departed red teapot, vibrant watercolour painting

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There is only one good book about horny professors and it is Zuleika Dobson.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's great, much better than the old one.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Saw them play once supporting Ginger Baker but this was a very long time ago and I remember bugger all about their performance. Cool name though, if you want something to stick in the mind more than half a century later.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I probably sent you this before but here's the same view crystallized in verse. oddbooks.co.uk/unpoetry/rt-...

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I couldn't believe it when I first heard it. Revelatory.

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St. Scandalbags @alfaguru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He loved cleaning and thought j-cloths were brilliant because you use one to clean and then you clean the cloth. Double the fun.

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