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@alexww1701.bsky.social
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He/him. Cis male. Lover of Wonder Woman, superheroes, comics, and Star Trek. Super nerd. Forever democrat. Cat dad. Vocalist, IT pro, licensed cosmetologist. WARNING: some NSFW content. 📍Boston, MA

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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Going off social media for awhile.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Who wants to give him the attention he needs and make him grow big and strong? #FCF
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Debra Derr @nyghtbyrd.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Oh, Canada! ❤️
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Who wants to give him the attention he needs and make him grow big and strong? #FCF
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
JPMorgan CEO Dimon slams RTO pushback: ‘I don’t care how many people sign that f*cking petition’ www.fastcompany.com/91278464/jpm...
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Stacy @stacy31.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If you wish to vote in New York City's mayoral Dem primary in JUNE (=the election that'll pretty much decide the next mayor), you must be registered as a Democrat *BY FRIDAY.* An insanely early deadline bound to leave people vote out. At least make sure you're not one of them if you're interested!
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Richard May 🏳️‍🌈🎮🌿 @ralistelvanni.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Hahaha
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
the Trastika
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
#BoycottNFL #TurnItOff #ListenDontWatch
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The best evidence that buying the press pays off.
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
go fash lose cash
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
from today's post — please read the whole enchilada, the link is here: bit.ly/4jQdaNm
Little Donny Convict — the man his cultists believe is God’s Own Avatar On Earth — is what would happen if the seven Deadly Sins became a real boy. let’s run through the list: pride — yup. greed — you betcha. lust — just ask Ivanka. envy — no shit. gluttony — have you seen his waistline? wrath — ducked any ketchup bottles lately? sloth — the lazy fuck drives his golf cart right up onto the green.

with those bona fides, it’s only natural that God’s Own Avatar be chosen to speak at the National Prayer Breakfast.

how’d the speech go? it was a burst trash bag of incoherence — brags, boasts, outright lies, and fairy-tale fantasy nonsense. let’s settle in and sample some of the effluvia that slowly oozed out of Donny’s rancid anus-mouth.
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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Bucks County PA… MAGAt millionaire homes have jet fuel leaking into their wells… and Sunoco is saying it’s nothing, don’t worry about it. #FAFO moment as Shitler wants to gut the EPA. Rumor has it the new Trumpet appointee told homeowners to pound sand.😏 www.phillyburbs.com/story/news/l...
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State says 15 inches of kerosene in Washington Crossing well after pipeline leak
The pipeline company is still unsure how long the pipe was leaking, or the extent of the damage, in a Washington Crossing neighborhood.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
*endorsed
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Morning Bloomfies! Let's have a great Friday!
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
From the archives for this #FCF
Man sitting in a chair wearing a blue T-shirt and grey underwear with a large erect penis extending across the right side of his body being held by his left hand. He's wearing a gold watch with a black wristband.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Morning Bloomfies! Let's have a great Friday!
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
From the archives for this #FCF
Man sitting in a chair wearing a blue T-shirt and grey underwear with a large erect penis extending across the right side of his body being held by his left hand. He's wearing a gold watch with a black wristband.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
While I've pretty much given up on dating or finding a boyfriend is it too much to ask for a FWB I can f*ck the daylights out of on a regular basis?
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Pastel rainbow on a black background with the caption "have the day you voted for".
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𝙰 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑 🍁💜🌍 @darkleigh.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I hadn’t considered this.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
In our continued effort to get to know the members of our Bluesky community better, we’re curious…who are your five favorite FEMALE SINGERS/VOCALISTS of all time? (in no particular order) Donna Summer Kylie Minogue Dionne Warwick Barbra Streisand Judy Garland
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The volume of commercials I see on a daily basis that are straight up scams is absolutely mind-boggling. I swear it's easily 95+%
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Alex Cole @acnewsitics.com · 04/02/2025
This is so good.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Is there any way to see if a post is labeled without turning off adult content? I want to report those who aren't labeling their nudes, but it's tough if there isn't an easy way to tell.
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Lynne @lynne-sails.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A little piece of sunshine in the hellscape that is our reality.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
#MonochromeMonday
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Mediocrely-talented millionaire pop star gets trophy for auto-tuned mediocre album. Why do y'all do this every year?
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Mediocrely-talented millionaire pop star gets trophy for auto-tuned mediocre album. Why do y'all do this every year?
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I knew she looked familiar.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You know you're old when you don't know who any of the Grammy winners are. 🤷‍♂️
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Let’s play a game — how many people are yall blocked by lmao?
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Each day this week, I'm making a thread spotlighting and signal-boosting creators who are in different marginalized groups being targeted by jerks. Today, it's Trans creators. IF YOU ARE COMFORTABLE, please post below with links to your work if you can! Art, music, crafts, whatever! Show us!
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Sheera Frenkel @sheeraf.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Meta is renewing its threats against employees, telling them today that they will hunt for leakers and tolerate zero leaks. Want to know how that is going? Three Meta employees who I’ve never spoken to before just cold messaged/emailed me offering me to be sources.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
There is something horribly, horribly wrong with straight men. JFC. www.vice.com/en/article/m...
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Most Men Would Marry Their AI Girlfriends If It Were Legal
Can’t get laid? Don’t even worry about it, you can just get an AI girlfriend—most men plan on doing so, anyway!
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Drop some REDHEADS 👩‍🦰🖤🧑‍🦰
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
YAY! It's Friday!!! #FCF
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
YAY! It's Friday!!! #FCF
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
They're not fooling anyone.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Just so we're clear who is responsible for this tragedy, and as usual is blaming everyone else.
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Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹🇺🇦🖖🎶 @alexww1701.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Just so we're clear who is responsible for this tragedy, and as usual is blaming everyone else.
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Sinner Representative @irepresentsinners.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
*Cackles in Democrat*
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MadMatthew56 @madmadtthew56.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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