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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I’ve just been informed that I’m throwing an Easter party for a load of South Africans in the bush on Easter Sunday??

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

omg photos of inside just dropped 😍😍😍

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

No, no. I actually love having my ex look at my instagram stories. It’s like having a little rat living in the walls. You know it’s there, but you just can’t see it. It comes out at night to eat up whatever little scraps I leave out.

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

🍳 eggs: scrambled 🥩 steak: is boring 🥛 milk: oat 🍸 alcohol: cdp rosé ☕️ warm drinks: double espresso

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

So sad that the only thing spitting on my face today is an elderly female giraffe 😔

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

who made the playlist for the London fireworks?? i just wanna ✨talk✨

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

don’t need to do my eating-12-grapes-under-the-table-on-new year’s eve because I’ve had somewhere between 1200 and 1600 grapes already, and I’m gonna text a hot boy at midnight

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

It was a rough start, but this year really has been the best of my life and I am so blessed 🥹

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I was smashing the homemade whipped feta all night and I think I am now approximately 74% ✨🧄garlic🧄✨

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

This is my first episode of Gavin and Stacey. Am I supposed to be laughing??

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I agree wholeheartedly.

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

The gravy has solidified in the fridge overnight and won’t come out of the insulated Lululemon water bottle. Send thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

spent my christmas morning checking in on some members of the naughty list 🎅🏻🦏

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

ooo for the work christmas party join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

god it’s so hard being a slag in the winter

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

just over a year since I couldn't accept a job offer in southern california because the visa wasn't going to wok out, and I am still here with a luton postcode

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

and what if I said current-day gym culture is just as toxic as size zero, a-cube-of-cheese-for-lunch, skinny model culture was in the 90s and early 00s?? What then??

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

My kitchen island is so big, as I was floating ethereally around it, listening to Sade, with a glass of wine in hand, cooking my linguine, I had time to stop and reflect, and realised I’ve become my mother.

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I tried to enthuse my terminally offline and straight colleagues about the Luigi Mangione lore and they just didn’t care??

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I adore Bluesky, I really do, but I’m sorry, the other app has been incredible over the last 24 hours

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Introduce yourself with four TV shows 📺 One of these is not like the rest 😬

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

not this screenshot of my arse from a 5-year-old Facebook live at my previous workplace making it into a legitimate and legal PLANNING APPLICATION

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

me if I see the word ‘roast’ on another hinge prompt

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

My radius on the dating apps includes London, but nobody in London’s includes the counties. What about us himbos outside the M25??

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Steven @steveninstpaul.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Some people: "I don't get drag." Same people:

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

added jonathan bailey to my cf on insta just incase xo

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Just saw Wicked for the first time (perfect, no notes), but why aren’t we talking about how utterly TERRIFYING Dulcibear is??

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Category is: dress as what you’re thankful for. And I am grateful for Whispering Angel

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

in my feeling about a boy for the first time since my ltr ended. It was only 3 dates but I had high hopes ngl

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

y’all are really in the cursed co-op live with all the bass of brat??

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sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

this is on repeat today

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

holding space for extra hay 🦏

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

queens when they do a death drop as an act of desperation in a lipsync for your life

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

hi this is your reminder that elephants don’t need you to bathe them, you shouldn’t be able to get close enough to a big cat for a photo, and young primates don’t need to wear nappies

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

the way I’m such a good kisser and I’m not kissing anyone? its such a waste??

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

love this for her, but it really should have been brat let's be honest

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

spent my afternoon rhinestoning and replacing the elastic straps with ribbon on amazon, chicken-feather angel wings

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

If I could sing I would simply never shut the fuck up

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