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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I have never been to South Africa? I met these people once whilst we were all very drunk at a wedding? Will a giraffe be present? Can I have the aux cable? I have questions.

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I’ve just been informed that I’m throwing an Easter party for a load of South Africans in the bush on Easter Sunday??

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

omg photos of inside just dropped 😍😍😍

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

No, no. I actually love having my ex look at my instagram stories. It’s like having a little rat living in the walls. You know it’s there, but you just can’t see it. It comes out at night to eat up whatever little scraps I leave out.

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Perfect. I didn’t realise I didn’t follow you on insta. I certainly do now 😏

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Now it’s all I’m going to be thinking about for 3 weeks 🧐

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

yeah this was……. it was right 😮‍💨

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

🍳 eggs: scrambled 🥩 steak: is boring 🥛 milk: oat 🍸 alcohol: cdp rosé ☕️ warm drinks: double espresso

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

So sad that the only thing spitting on my face today is an elderly female giraffe 😔

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

who made the playlist for the London fireworks?? i just wanna ✨talk✨

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

don’t need to do my eating-12-grapes-under-the-table-on-new year’s eve because I’ve had somewhere between 1200 and 1600 grapes already, and I’m gonna text a hot boy at midnight

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

It was a rough start, but this year really has been the best of my life and I am so blessed 🥹

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I was smashing the homemade whipped feta all night and I think I am now approximately 74% ✨🧄garlic🧄✨

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

This is my first episode of Gavin and Stacey. Am I supposed to be laughing??

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I agree wholeheartedly.

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

The gravy has solidified in the fridge overnight and won’t come out of the insulated Lululemon water bottle. Send thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

You clearly do not know Benja very well And to you! 🎄

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

spent my christmas morning checking in on some members of the naughty list 🎅🏻🦏

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

In my hidden folder 🤭 It’s my Christmas party this evening. So it may appear later after a few wines, let’s see

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

ooo for the work christmas party join me in group prayer over the next 48 hours to ensure that I don’t embarrass myself

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

god it’s so hard being a slag in the winter

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I had a dream that we had a meet cute at a party and we really hit it off. It’s ✨manifestation✨ at this point tbh

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

says a lot about a town when it’s only notable or redeeming feature is the quickest and most efficient way to leave ✈️

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

just over a year since I couldn't accept a job offer in southern california because the visa wasn't going to wok out, and I am still here with a luton postcode

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

and what if I said current-day gym culture is just as toxic as size zero, a-cube-of-cheese-for-lunch, skinny model culture was in the 90s and early 00s?? What then??

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

My kitchen island is so big, as I was floating ethereally around it, listening to Sade, with a glass of wine in hand, cooking my linguine, I had time to stop and reflect, and realised I’ve become my mother.

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Alex 🦒 @alexwjsimpson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024