Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ever wonder what it would do to UK politics if 109 clubs’ fans had a reason to hate the PM? We might be about to find out 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah alright, they built a new training campus, Co-op Live, whatever, so: Who gained the most from those developments? Where did the money go, and when? How much of it was funnelled back into the club? It's like no one told him he should probably read the PL's ruling before running his mouth 000
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Something quite funny about how Burnham claims the owners helped "build modern Manchester." City was a good investment because the most important bit of infrastructure - the stadium - was already there *and was funded by the council* 100
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just cram a 90p can of Boost Energy and white-knuckle the day like the rest of us, is my advice 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Obviously I looked up the biggest chains in the country, didn't I. Greggs second, of course, but Costa wins because it has 14,000 of those machines?? I don't think I have ever, in my life, seen someone use one 100
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Frankly, now that the Stilton Bake is back at Greggs I don't see how any Yank brand has a chance in the UK. It is the greatest pastry this country has ever produced 110
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The league cups in both the men's and women's game are sponsored by a sandwich company 100
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why did the Holy Spirit not tell Guehi that Lamine Yamal was on his shoulder? Has he strayed from God's light? 000
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Funny outcome if City get all their trophies rescinded between 2009 and 2018 is that it still means United and Liverpool have the same number of titles. Perch intact 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Went to Critical Mass last night and my suspicions should have been raised about the vibes when a guy with a mullet sitting in a cargo bike hold called me a "silly cunt" for not running a red light on Blackfriars Bridge and it was like mate, you're the one sitting where a Dutch child should be 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I WILL get this down to four if it's the last thing I do Six Degrees of Jim Leighton · 2026-09-25 Filippo Inzaghi → Oli McBurnie 300 pts · 5 conn · 3/3 lives Connections 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ Lives ■■■ 6dojl.co.uk6dojl.co.uk 000
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do usually love doing the armchair thing of being like "This is stupid, here is the obvious way to fix it that none of you rubes thought of" online, that's what websites like this are for, but whenever I sit and think about how you Fix the BBC my head just fills with static 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yes that's a real Sufjan album cover. Criminal that it's not on streaming 001
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Triple J presenters were asked to name their favourite long songs and some of them couldn't break SIX minutes. Sweet peas you will not survive the winter 100
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It seems like Al is doing the hits on this tour which is great of course but I don't think anything could top this tour he did in 2022 where he just played originals including a 20-minute version of "Albuquerque" and a harpsichord solo 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That Facebook Tamagotchi looks like a meme I saw once that is so graphic and horrendous that there is no way I'm sharing it here, but I invite you to take a *long, hard* look at this 000
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They should strike because if there was no coverage at all, on any Beeb service, from 3 to 5 on a Saturday there’d be more complaints than they’ve ever seen before 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There's a podcast festival happening this weekend in Ibiza which is, you know, cool man. I can't remember not being in debt so I'm glad someone's still making money off this thing 010
Reposted by Alexdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow 344709971
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Annoys me to this day that no one in The Housemartins was called Martin 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Could 3% of straight women not have organised to make it the Funny Number 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Don't slow down AI! It would be bad for security and also I don't have a yacht yet and I reeeeeally want one all my friends have one and I would too yummy money please mmmm yum yum yum 030
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This would be the same Tonty Blair: - Whose daughter-in-law runs the UK's AI fund - Who shills for Larry Ellison to the tune of £100 mil for the TBI - Which is advocating for shoving AI into developing countries that have no infrastructure for it - As well as into the NHS, who don't want it 140
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 21/09/2026V excited to be in the shiny new @paperweightmag.com! Camp Miasma on VOD soon but in the meantime it’s still in cinemas www.paperweightmag.com/review-teena...paperweightmag.comReview: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma★★★★☆ | Flesh and fluids flourish in Jane Schoenbrun’s mise-en-abyme pastiche horror 020
Reposted by Alexfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me 152589303
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Saw a fella in Leicester Square with EIGHT clips attaching his yarmulke to his bonce. Surely some sort of record 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There'll be no headlining at Glastonbury, then. I'll tell the children 010
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026O no I’m with you, the Celtic brotherhood is strong enough that I reckon we can get Brittany too if they’re chill about it 110
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Obviously an enormous proponent for the breakup of the United Kingdom but we absolutely cannot have a Welsh one without NI and Scotland winning theirs first. Suspect that momentum is the only way "Yes" would win in Wales and I could not live with the embarrassment of the other two leaving without us 120
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Your boyfriend’s got one of those visualisers that plugs into a record player. It shows a sort of dot-matrix waveform thing, he’s explaining. He might get a big “Now Playing” stand for LPs just to add a little cherry on top of the ugliest fucking setup you’ve ever seen 000
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For the life of me I can't remember who tuned me into this Clau Aniz album but it's brilliant www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vX...youtube.comressacaYouTube video by Clau Aniz - Topic 000
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's so rare that I'll have a Topster that is this presentable to the general public 100
Reposted by AlexInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026AI "whistleblower:" We have invented magic. It's freaking me out how good our magic is. I am an evil sorcerer. Tech press: My God... why would he lie about this 150193
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The thing with that Anthropic guy quitting is that I'm not particularly inclined to take the word of a guy who's been enthusiastically drinking the GenAI Kool-Aid for three years and is only *now* getting cold feet. It was evil then too! 000
Reposted by AlexSpooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him. 713005833
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Appreciate the happiness going around this evening but it would take seeing a grainy picture of Farage, possibly taken using a crane, in the yard at HMP Pentonville for me to believe he can actually face consequences for anything 140
Alex @alexrees.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So excited for this, and it's a perfect excuse to sing the praises of CRIP CAMP, which Judy is in and is one of my favourite docs ever. Free on YouTube!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFS8...youtube.comCRIP CAMP: A DISABILITY REVOLUTION | Full Feature | NetflixYouTube video by Netflix 05215