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Alex P

@alexpi.bsky.social
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I do game talky stuff. Sometimes people even pay me for it

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1582. She's very satisfied.
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Frosty Faustings @frostyfaustings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
📢 Here's the next batch of official main tournament games at #FFXIX2027 Back from 2026: SG CvS2 ST VS KOFXV ...and a returning classic... SamSho! Still waiting for your favorite? Don't worry! 😉 👀 Tomorrow we reveal our final games. Anything is possible! Any guesses? 🤔
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, the US jockey club forced a guy to rename his horse Austrian Painter, due to the fact that the name is also used as a nazi dog whistle. Owner claims the name was in honor of Austrian painter Gustav Klimpt, but he didn't fight it. Fair enough.
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sitting in front of a fire with a beer in hand and all I can think is "fuck, I don't wanna work"
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Ellen @momijisour.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Doom doesn't hit one foot dive or butter gun what's even the point of the movie
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
photo of sign being held with text saying: "NO NUTS NOVEMBER: 15% OFF NEUTERS." the sign also shows a dog and a cat shocked
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I recently saw the obituary for the horse Sunday Silence and it made him sound so bad ass. "He didn't race to win, he raced to make sure everyone else lost" I wish my knees were still good, cuz that inspires me
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a *what* patio?
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everything has gone downhill since we moved away from IRC
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i almost forgot, i'm playing in the symphony of the night co-op tourney, check it out here www.twitch.tv/eldri7ch
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eldri7ch - Twitch
[He/Him] Daytime parent and analyst moonlighting as a horror streamer, retro pixel artist, voiceover artist, and Symphony of the Night Randomizer Developer and Announcer. — eldri7ch streams live on Tw...
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's a weird sadness to finding a really interesting looking documentary right before bed and noticing it's 2 hours long.
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i started playing palworld again with the official release and the emergent gameplay has been funny. my favorite so far was that i had caught a mimic and only used it for it's passive, then had him out when i got attacked and discovered they naturally learn to summon nukes
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透明屿 @taiyangyu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tenoh Haruka Sailor Uranus
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dropped my car off for a pile of standard maintenance cuz i'm closing in on 100k miles. over/under on it being $2000
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
All this contaminated food is a bummer, but I just found out I *don't* have asbestos in my ceiling, so there's at least one place that's not excessively toxic
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Revolutionary_Jack 🕷🕸! @elvingjack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yep it’s canon that Jameson believes in human rights for every person, every group, every gender, every mutant, everyone except Spider-Man
ASM#106. Jameson believes in human rights for everyone and every group except Spider-Man.
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Allahu akbar
pulled both new characters on 2nd ten pull in umamusume
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I am living with the consequences."
Maryam
@hell_line0

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."


Daisy @DaizyZeeX 15 Aug
Unpopular opinion? I don't think fruity flavors like blueberry belong in coffee. There I said it..

14:37 · 15 Aug 2026

https://twitter.com/hell_line0/status/2088621101232398565
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I've encountered a new tokon bug. It will disconnect my controller then make windows stop recognizing USB devices until I reboot. Only ever happens when I launch tokon
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"So Alex, how did you get into holostars" They're my people
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i just learned today that Fox appears to have had a significant hand in killing the 2027 US triple crown series and potentially killing the series for teh foreseeable future. it's honestly impressive how fox exists just to make america worse
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Much love to Teddy Bridgewater....
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Played tokon at the local monthly today. The fact that supers don't break armor is going to send me
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 06/08/2026
at long last we have created the Uzumaki from the famous Junji Ito manga "don't create the Uzumaki"
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!!
A kid says his favorite band in public enemy and draws a picture of them
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Bobby, Multicolored Permanent @bobbeigh.com · 02/08/2026
NEW WORLD RECORD for Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night ZANGETSU All Bosses Console Category! 31:41 -> 31:17 RTA Twitch.tv/bobbeigh
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i just saw kson's video on the shit since the vshojo explosion. the amount of shadiness and/or ineptitude in teh vtuber/youtuber sphere is astounding
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it's not a million degrees, so impromptu sotn stream www.twitch.tv/alexpi_fgc/
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alexpi_fgc - Twitch
I game at a mediocre level. I talk about games at a slightly above average level
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Man, I know basically no one that knows me will really care, but I need to vent. Bob Baffert needs to be banned from horse racing. His horses either win the triple crown or die. His stake has accounted for something like 1/3 of the horse deaths in California over the last 15 years. He's also been
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it's kinda wild how that new 2xko blog post actually lowered my interest in playing the game. like, i had gotten used to the shitty name and stopped caring, but now i'm thinking about the shitty name and how they're also making fun of a japanese doujin group in the process
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it's really cool how a corporation (taco bell) has somehow become more trustworthy than the federal government. it's really impressive how we get all the shitty parts of a cyberpunk story and none of the fun stuff
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mario and Luigi inviting Bayonetta to the super smash bros initiative circa 1975 colorized
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/05/2025
Put your trash in the trash can🗑️ ポイ捨てはこうですっ☆
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh good, the air quality has reached apocalyptic levels this morning.
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Benedictine Funk @jdandeneau.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The temperature is finally low enough that I can open a window, but the air quality is a half step above cyberpunk dystopia levels so it's unsafe to open the window. How did we get all the shit parts of cyberpunk but somehow didn't get street samurai or the great awakening?
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you know where this gorilla is from, you probably qualify for aarp
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh shit it's Thrilla Gorilla!
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I had a salad for lunch today and my insides have stayed on the inside, so I think my grocery store is safe
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Alex P @alexpi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh good, the window on my bedroom appears to have warped over night, cuz now there's a crack in it and I can't completely shut it.
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