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Alex P. Berg

@alexpberg.bsky.social
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Writer of Mystery, SF/F, and other stuff. I'm anti-fascism, anti-AI, and pro-dog. Cute ones, especially. He/him. alexpberg.com

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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Introducing my new AI model, Brain Exploder v. 10,000,000,000.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tales from driving through rural Michigan last weekend for my son's water polo tournament: Saw as many El-Sayed signs as Rodgers signs, and this was in deep farm country. Compare this to 2024 when there were Trump signs EVERYWHERE out in the sticks. The vibes—they are promising.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember, these numb nuts want you to think they’re genius visionaries when in reality they’re losing $9 billion a day trying to sell worthless slop software no one wants.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh my God, this is the best thing I've ever watched.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, Republicans don't actually believe this shit, they just try to convince their voters to believe it.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of replies, but I don't think anyone has mentioned Marcus Miller. Dude is a wizard on the bass.
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Marcus Miller - Power [live HD]
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Without a doubt, it is The Secret of Monkey Island. Although I like the sequel even better, this remains my most beloved game series of all time.
Original cover to The Secret of Monkey Island.
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Zeke Hausfather @zekehausfather.com · 23/09/2026
I've updated my map of El Niño impacts this year to incorporate 13 dynamical models (NMME and C3S, Sept runs); the initial version was simply based on an assessment of the impacts literature for past very strong events. This also let me refine the impacted areas using the model fields:
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
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Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meet Derek. He's a fucktard with an arm coming out of his head. Naturally, he uses generative AI.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I have incriminating information."
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Tim And Eric Mind Blown Universe Meme
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Stress to Happy Dance
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Elmo in Hell: Elmo Rise
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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Texans can confirm their voter registration status or request a voter registration form at: www.texas.gov/living-in-te...
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Texas Voter Registration | Texas.gov
Learn who can vote in Texas, how to check if you're registered, register to vote in Texas, and prepare for voting day.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'll stick with burnout, thanks.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
$5 if you can accurately guess what the hell this robot is supposed to be doing.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
BREAKING: World's most gullible morons in charge of oil prices.
nbcnews.com
Oil prices tumble amid renewed optimism over the Strait of Hormuz
Despite three straight days of falling oil prices, the cost of unleaded gas has hardly budged, compounding the pressure on consumers.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the first explanation I've seen of this thing that makes any sense. (Side note: everyone please stop calling this a flash flood. It was clearly some sort of avalanche/landslide/inland tsunami.)
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Jennifer Lawrence Says Alright
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Incredible stuff
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That guy flipping him the double bird is either staunchly against the death penalty or really loves pedophiles. You choose.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
She's me anytime someone mentions Piker. Like... who?
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Jennifer Lawrence Says Alright
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Vote Republican: We Want You Dead!"
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Really good primer on what El Niño is and how it affects weather patterns around the world.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm still hopeful that in a few years, AI will be thought of in the same way as NFTs.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres: Amaranthe Electric Callboy Stray Kids
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My dog trying to get on the couch.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The goal of the war is now officially to stop the problem created by starting the war.
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Low oil prices now ‘goal No. 1’ in Iran war, Vance says, as U.S. threatens new economic pressure
Oil prices rose Friday after Washington threatened an indefinite naval blockade and signaled it would soon intensify economic pressure on Tehran with “measures like have never been seen.”
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Her: "My husband uses generative AI to make himself look buff instead of going to the gym." Him: "I thought I was marrying Nancy Mace."
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I keep hearing analysts say there's no way out of the Middle East for Trump. Sure there is. Just pull the troops. It's not like Iran's next to us, ready to invade. They're on the other side of the world. There's just no way for Trump to end with war without looking like a massive fucking loser.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He's failed at everything he's ever tried. Washed out of the NBA after 3 games. Lost his only MMA fight. Got his clock cleaned in the 2024 Minnesota senate race. Behind on his child support payments and afraid of getting on a plane. He's a loser. Grifting MAGAts is his last option.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As Hayes says, once you foment these fires of hate, you can't put them out. GOP identity politics are the most nakedly racist they've been in decades.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Nathan Fillion's Blasé Look
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Absolutely shocking that the organization that pumped $30 million into Stevens' campaign is now committing to spend even more to beat El-Sayed in the general. (Note: They were always going to do this, even if Stevens had won)
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Does he have weaknesses? Sure. He needs to make inroads with the black vote, as Steven's victory in Detroit shows, but IF the DCCC gets behind him and he gets a few key endorsements (which he should, now that he's the nominee), he'll be fine. And the climate for November is looking very favorable. 🤞
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As much as we claim everyone is hyper polarized, there's actually a lot of independents in this state, and last night is proof that El-Sayed was winning them HARD. He speaks to the issues that are affecting people in this state, and he's going to wipe the floor with Rodgers in a debate.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
3) The racist attacks will begin immediately on behalf of Republican opponent Mike Rodgers and the GOP establishment, and they will work with a lot of Michigan voters (but the MAGA nuts were never going to vote for him anyway). That said, I think El-Sayed has a great chance to win in November.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And progressives won pretty much across the board last night throughout the state. Will Lawrence won decisively in the 7th. McKinney ousted Thandenar in the 13th. Did the more progressive candidate win every race? No. But it was a good night.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
2) There's already a lot of hand-wringing going on in the MSM that progressives underperformed, given that El-Sayed is on track to win by a single percentage point. Bullshit. Again, he's a Muslim Egyptian-American who was outspent 11:1. This is a massive win, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Now, it's not shocking when you actually listen to the dude. He's smart as a whip, a straight talker, and speaks to all the BS people here are fed up with. But given his race, the massive amounts of outside money, and the smear campaigns against him... yeah. Pretty wild.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And lest anyone forget, this isn't some liberal bastion. This is Michigan, a perpetually purple/battleground state. And while the metro Detroit area does have the largest Arab population in the US, El-Sayed actually lost Detroit to Stevens. He racked up his margins everywhere else.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As a Michigan resident who voted for El-Sayed, here are my thoughts on last night's primary: 1) As much as I thought and hoped that El-Sayed would win, I'm still kind of shocked he did. He's Muslim, Egyptian-American, and a self-proclaimed socialist. He was outspent by over $60 million. And he won.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Lydia Asks: Are You Nervous?
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Michigan, this is OUR moment. Vote Tuesday, August 4th.
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Dave Chappelle: You Hate to See It
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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It'S A Damn Shame Howard Morris
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Alex P. Berg @alexpberg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me taking notes for my erotic romance novel: "You don't say..."
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Orcas seen ramming prey so hard it explodes may be playing game
Scientists believe sunfish-smashing behaviour could be form of entertainment or to help younger whales feed
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