Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 28/03/2026My teenager discovering both @theonion.com and physical newspapers for the first time 000
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This post is how I learned about tail recursion! The easy way! 040
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 06/09/2025My wife enjoyed Detroiters, but we watched Friendship before introducing her to I Think You Should Leave. She was angry and confused and I’m banned from picking shows for awhile… 000
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Still excited for Benny to put it all together. So much potential 010
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 10/04/2025👋just a random follower, but the company I work for has a remote "Integrated Marketing Manager" position. *Great* place to work. Best of luck wrkbl.ink/a1EaB3Awrkbl.inkIntegrated Marketing Manager - VasionVasion is looking for an Integrated Marketing Manager who exemplifies our core values and wants to be part of our growing team. We are committed to making digital transformation attainable to everyone... 150
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 06/04/2025FWIW, it kept my 7 year old’s attention the whole time, I stayed awake and even laughed at a few bits, and JB was entertaining! Not a movie I would pick, BUT a fine Sunday matinee with kids. Plus sour patch kids… 020
Reposted by Alex JohnsonDr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Let’s play around with cosmic distances shall we? Because I don’t think the human brain can actually understand it. But I’m gonna use rice, and say 1 grain = 10,000 miles (~16,000 km). That means the circumference of Earth is just under two and a half grains. These contain all our lives 🧪🔭 (1/n) 1940484
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 21/01/2025You and me both Bitbucket bitbucket.status.atlassian.com/incidents/t5... 020
Reposted by Alex JohnsonJames L. Sutter @jameslsutter.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Some of my friends think it's crummy that Mrs. Claus never has a story other than being Santa's wife, so they've taught their kid that it's Santa Claus and Dr. Claus—she's a professor of arctic studies with a lab at the North Pole, which is how she and Santa met. 20865171
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 21/12/2024[The 7 year old, randomly doing pushups] daddy, if this is too easy for you, you can do this [transitions to one handed pushups] and if it's still too easy, do this [pushups with a clap between each one] [me nodding as I finish my cookie] yeah buddy, sounds great 020
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 18/12/2024👋 I’m *an* Alex Johnson, but not *that* Alex Johnson. Much better writer than me! 100
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Daughter to Santa: “I would like a sizable donation to my 529.” Me, just out of Santa’s view: [Thumbs up, beaming] 000
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 08/12/2024It brings me no joy to report I’m no longer on the ceiling 020
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I will feed the dog while felonies and coverups are happening 120
Reposted by Alex JohnsonKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/11/2024This story knocked the wind out of me and i hope esquire paid this man. www.esquire.com/news-politic...esquire.comMy Life As a Homeless Man in AmericaAn extraordinary firsthand account. 1242536742
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 27/11/2024About to go into Kroger the night before Thanksgiving for Starbucks (the wife) and hot cheetos (the daughter). AMA 000
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 11/11/2024It arrived early! So excited to read @skamille.bsky.social’s new book! 020
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Thank you for sharing! Half way through, and looking forward to the rest tomorrow on a dog walk. I *did* find time to preorder your book tonight 🤓 010
Reposted by Alex JohnsonAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 29/12/2023modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves 13167611571
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 21/11/2023"Surely the Old Oaken Bucket will be mentioned in the Just Hatin' section" I thought as I scrolled towards another Purdue disappointment 110
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 11/11/2023Spending the morning battling on the Shattered Plains 020
Reposted by Alex JohnsonSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/11/2023Someone suggested we just put Otto's face on the side of a Syracuse helmet, and you know what? I love it. 2323
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 01/11/2023Coach is up in Heaven doing what he loves… throwing chairs at Angels 000
Reposted by Alex JohnsonBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 01/11/2023i’ll be honest: if some righteous little dude shows up at my door in a cool costume i will probably offer him candy any other day of the year too 3649
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Very excited to unveil my inaugural Bluesky post: “Football” 050
