Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 28/03/2026My teenager discovering both @theonion.com and physical newspapers for the first time 000
Reposted by Alex JohnsonDr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Let’s play around with cosmic distances shall we? Because I don’t think the human brain can actually understand it. But I’m gonna use rice, and say 1 grain = 10,000 miles (~16,000 km). That means the circumference of Earth is just under two and a half grains. These contain all our lives 🧪🔭 (1/n) 1940484
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 21/01/2025You and me both Bitbucket bitbucket.status.atlassian.com/incidents/t5... 020
Reposted by Alex JohnsonJames L. Sutter @jameslsutter.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Some of my friends think it's crummy that Mrs. Claus never has a story other than being Santa's wife, so they've taught their kid that it's Santa Claus and Dr. Claus—she's a professor of arctic studies with a lab at the North Pole, which is how she and Santa met. 20865171
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 21/12/2024[The 7 year old, randomly doing pushups] daddy, if this is too easy for you, you can do this [transitions to one handed pushups] and if it's still too easy, do this [pushups with a clap between each one] [me nodding as I finish my cookie] yeah buddy, sounds great 020
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Daughter to Santa: “I would like a sizable donation to my 529.” Me, just out of Santa’s view: [Thumbs up, beaming] 000
Reposted by Alex JohnsonKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/11/2024This story knocked the wind out of me and i hope esquire paid this man. www.esquire.com/news-politic...esquire.comMy Life As a Homeless Man in AmericaAn extraordinary firsthand account. 1242537743
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 27/11/2024About to go into Kroger the night before Thanksgiving for Starbucks (the wife) and hot cheetos (the daughter). AMA 000
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 11/11/2024It arrived early! So excited to read @skamille.bsky.social’s new book! 020
Reposted by Alex JohnsonAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 29/12/2023modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves 13167611571
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 11/11/2023Spending the morning battling on the Shattered Plains 020
Reposted by Alex JohnsonSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/11/2023Someone suggested we just put Otto's face on the side of a Syracuse helmet, and you know what? I love it. 2323
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 01/11/2023Coach is up in Heaven doing what he loves… throwing chairs at Angels 000
Reposted by Alex JohnsonBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 01/11/2023i’ll be honest: if some righteous little dude shows up at my door in a cool costume i will probably offer him candy any other day of the year too 3649
Alex Johnson @alexjohnson262.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Very excited to unveil my inaugural Bluesky post: “Football” 050
