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Présidentielle 2027 : comment Matignon négocie avec les banques françaises pour qu’elles acceptent de financer la campagne de Marine Le Pen
Un consortium de banques devrait permettre à la candidate d’extrême droite d’obtenir un emprunt en France. Le premier ministre est disposé à ce que ce prêt soit partiellement garanti par l’Etat, par l...
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![Comic. [Instructions on package] High Altitude Cooking Instructions: 3,500-6,500 ft: Add ½ cup water, increase cook time to 12 minutes. 6,500-9,500 ft: Add ¼ cups water, increase cook time to 18 minutes. 250,000-450,000 ft: Orient reentry vehicle for aerodynamic stability. Deploy parachutes at 10,000 ft. Descend, keeping crew capsule tightly covered, for 3-4 minutes. After splashdown, follow sea level cooking instructions.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibv5te47jncpebx4vihxhudiyzveoxffo5234lpanhsp2aq3lrb5a)