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Alexandra

@alexandragg.bsky.social
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wild. lover. attractive nuisance. {labor lawyer, screenwriter, horse woman} Chi | DC

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
about to meet with a flock of white women to talk about DEI. pls lift me in prayer.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Heckling my own child at soccer practice and the crossing guards yelled, “LEAVE THAT BABY ALONE!” He is so cared for lol
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess it’s good that lady asked to sleep with someone *before* they got married though, right? Right?
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🎃Boos R Us🎃 @aczu4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Some of y'all never got to experience the joy of slamming down a phone receiver; to hang up on someone; mid sentence. WATTBA!!!
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
what does a sex worker have to do with you being weak as hell?
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve already been to the gym, showered, half-dressed…and the bed is calling me, but so is my desk…
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
and not once in my life have i ever seen film in there
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
26 people were able to pull together $1.3mm real fast. But it went to… and like….
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
like pls unsubscribe me from further developments lol
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
majority shareholder in three stores, Jesus
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What was your mother's maiden name?
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Omg?!
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Naw the Golden Grahams were the graham crackers
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But you deserve what makes you happy!!
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
no because I am an adult and I pay taxes!
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeppp but I ate it with a spoon
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
and everyone who feels that way looks exactly like they feel that way.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lmao you’re always braver than we are!
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m not eating a pop tart with a squiggle on it. i am an adult.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
let’s fight about it
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lmao plsssss
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I microwaved some Golden Grahams, chocolate chips, and a large marshmallow on top and wow. I’m so brilliant, I can’t stand it.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
you haven’t even had it!
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
you deserve what makes you happy!
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Scooby Doo. Golden Grahams.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
exactly😌
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
is that the one with that childish neon blue squiggle on it?
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
strawberry is fine. it’ll do in a pinch. but cherry is elite.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
brown sugar. cherry. both iced. classics.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There’s literally only 2 acceptable pop tarts. Two.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
is his toupée askew?
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I will block you
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
and why would you be wearing a helmet on a damn beach?
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
how do you even end up giving a man money in the first place?
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Okay listen—are those Oreo group chat texts real???
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
giving me more and more reasons to buy land and grow my own food. this is diabolical.
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5 on the Black hand side.. @atlantaclaus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Aight bitch.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Radiohead samples?! are my ears deceiving me??? open.spotify.com/track/7uuzHd...
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Dahi, Vince Staples, Channel Tres, French Anthony · Black Boy (Alternative) · Song · 2026
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it’s really freaked out to have a condo with nothing but condoms in it.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Xclusive Gogo Ambition Dance with Ceelo Shawty
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
LOL
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is giving “don’t fret”😭😭😭😭
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
LORD, YOU TOOK THE WRONG WIG!!!
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Screaming Lady's Slinet Scream
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Cocoa Brown @seauxcocoa.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
She actually would not want that! lol
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The child didn’t scare me, obviously. And I’m at my child’s school. But the stakes of a child’s oblivion and an adult’s carelessness. What if it hadn’t been me? A million what ifs.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just watched a babysitter walk to her car, with a small child trailing behind her. Said child got to my car and tried the back handle 3 times before realizing that wasn’t his babysitter’s car. I saw it on his face. Then, he walked two cars down and entered the car she was in. I am alarmed.
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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my child surprisingly decided to audition for the school play today. and last night, helping him with the audition packet?!? man, I had a blast. I can’t explain what watching his life heals in me.
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