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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

about to meet with a flock of white women to talk about DEI. pls lift me in prayer.

Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Heckling my own child at soccer practice and the crossing guards yelled, “LEAVE THAT BABY ALONE!” He is so cared for lol

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I guess it’s good that lady asked to sleep with someone *before* they got married though, right? Right?

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🎃Boos R Us🎃 @aczu4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Some of y'all never got to experience the joy of slamming down a phone receiver; to hang up on someone; mid sentence. WATTBA!!!

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

what does a sex worker have to do with you being weak as hell?

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’ve already been to the gym, showered, half-dressed…and the bed is calling me, but so is my desk…

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

and not once in my life have i ever seen film in there

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

26 people were able to pull together $1.3mm real fast. But it went to… and like….

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

majority shareholder in three stores, Jesus

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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What was your mother's maiden name?

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

and everyone who feels that way looks exactly like they feel that way.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m not eating a pop tart with a squiggle on it. i am an adult.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I microwaved some Golden Grahams, chocolate chips, and a large marshmallow on top and wow. I’m so brilliant, I can’t stand it.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Scooby Doo. Golden Grahams.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

There’s literally only 2 acceptable pop tarts. Two.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

and why would you be wearing a helmet on a damn beach?

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

how do you even end up giving a man money in the first place?

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Okay listen—are those Oreo group chat texts real???

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

giving me more and more reasons to buy land and grow my own food. this is diabolical.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

it’s really freaked out to have a condo with nothing but condoms in it.

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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Cocoa Brown @seauxcocoa.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026

She actually would not want that! lol

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I just watched a babysitter walk to her car, with a small child trailing behind her. Said child got to my car and tried the back handle 3 times before realizing that wasn’t his babysitter’s car. I saw it on his face. Then, he walked two cars down and entered the car she was in. I am alarmed.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

my child surprisingly decided to audition for the school play today. and last night, helping him with the audition packet?!? man, I had a blast. I can’t explain what watching his life heals in me.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My child, before I’ve had coffee: “If two cheeks is a butt, are three cheeks a trutt?”

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think the people who SAY they don’t hit curbs are the ones who take up 2-3 lanes to execute a turn

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I just am left to wonder: what does $140-worth of sex get you??

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I like ice cream, we can skip the wedding

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

gratitude, longevity, and vanity.

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Lᴇɢꜱ Bᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ @maybecam.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026

I knew id be someones type eventually

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I can’t imagine a scenario where that comes out in a loving fashion, so maybe mean-spirited. one of those things people pass off as tough love, but the love is absent.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

is there some sort of outage happening?

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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026

People who have left religion, but attach themselves to a special interest so much that it becomes their personality are trying to fill a void. You’re not “Ravenclaw.” You’re 41 and miss the ritual of being Catholic.

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Coach Tru Wick @syndicatedghost.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026

Idk why yall niggas be following me and ya whole dick out but that shit is unnecessary 😭

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

a 9-year gap is the most I’m allowing. that’s it. that’s my line. and that’s a stretch, tbh.

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VaJenell Hugh-Briss @finalgirlboss.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Everybody under 25yo is a baby to me. I know they feel grown, but I do not care. They are fresh out the package.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I don’t remember so many tornado warnings in years past…

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I only want people who read whole books instead of using cliffnotes to speak about AI.

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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Peace normally involves a lot of quiet/alone time. Hardest thing to get used to when you kept smackin ya nervous system upside da head forever. Once you settle in tho? Nunna det shit folk be doin/talmbout even allowed past the threshold.

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Alexandra @alexandragg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I mean, that’s one angle. And…shouldn’t outside be safe enough for anyone to go without worrying about crimes?

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