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Alexander Warn

@alexanderwarn.bsky.social
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Actor, filmmaker and animator. Professional grotesque. Lamentations and surreal musings upon ones football team may occur.

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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 12h
Clive Goodyear leaves us for Wimbledon, year later he wins the FA Cup. Not saying you have to leave us to win it... Who am I kidding, you do have to leave us to win the FA Cup. Clive - top tache 👍🏻 Useless add on, he didn't play the Charity Shield of '88, but Robbie Turner did as sub. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pepple now finds himself at joint 79th. He's coming for you Lewis "Just stick my leg out for a cheap penalty" Alessandra! Fred Mitcheson looks like he should have been in Scarface with Paul Muni. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thought I'd get all arty-farty this morning on the bus. Get me to a gallery! Preferably one so empty that it's intimidating and deeply unwelcoming. #plymouth
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I decided to look at James Storer's glove manufacturer, because I'm sad like that. Sadly he's not on the home page, booooo! Let's give him kudos for matching gloves with kit. Top notch work sir! His company Kaliaaer aren't subtle either, so he could match any neon going. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jersey Mike's Trophy logo 🤢 Looks like a cheap sausage brand, 10% pork, 10% sawdust, 70% wood chip and 10% as yet to be properly defined. Not legal to be sold in the EU, but allowed in the US. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? Reeve is still the (Super)man!
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wasn't feeling well, so they did some investigations and they said "Don't worry, daddy cool." That's right, they're Bony MDs. Ithangyaw
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I decided to look at Murphy Coopers glove manufacturer, because I'm sad like that. There he was on the front page, nice one bey. Can't help but feel a bit let down with his lack of colour. Murph, they make these! I also find it amusing how much longer gloves are getting. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I require a bit of help traipsing home. This foundational record for anyone claiming to be heavy or extreme, did just nicely. You may be gone lads, but you ain't forgotten! #Motorhead
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's 5:35pm on a Saturday... Ooohhh weeee ooohhhh! The only thing to do with an 80s Action Man is turn him into the Fifth Doctor. #DoctorWho
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As we're playing Leyton Orient, let's have a look at a guy who had almost identical numbers for each... The unfairly maligned Kevin Nugent. Across two spells with Orient got himself 157 games and 35 goals. In just over three seasons with Argyle, 160 games and 37 goals. That's consistency. 🧵 #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This weekend, I was mostly listening to... Had this since I was 18. What few dispensable quid I had then went on it. Hoping a guy with that name and name checked by many wouldn't be a let down. He'd been undersold! The heaviest blues, none of the covers could capture him.
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Both of these are currently safe from our attempts #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City hire a new set of very expensive lawyers to try and make their inevitable appeal last 20 years.
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This week, I 'ave been mostly listening to...
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
His Spitting Image in there wouldn't look remotely out of place and much more life like.
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pepple enters Argyle's 100 top scorers. Granted 22 is enough to get in, but here a Canadian joins two Englishmen, a Scotsman, a Welshman, and a New Zealander. Side note - if you can get hold of copies of Garry Nelson's diaries, I recommend. Far more insightful than the usual football guff. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sadly not unexpected. From what I can glean, Olivia Giles is showing herself again to be quite the shot stopper. She is incredibly busy and keeps these scores down. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This afternoon the team with a goal difference of -17, travels to the team with a goal difference of +17. Fulham made a mistake by bejng polite and sitting on a 5 nil half time lead the other week. Oxford... Not so sure they will be as polite. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That time H.G. Wells gave it all up and became a Formula One driver.
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This... Is a very odd angle. Then the lighting, which I assume is the flood lights because the weather was crap. Also the bloke on the right, stood behind that middle end row. Like he's going "What's happening?" It's fascinating in all the wrong ways. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gary Poole's birthday! One season and done. A nice little earner on him from a free from a Barry Fry led Barnet, to £350k from Barry Fry on a spending spree at Southend. Tough, athletic unit and a good penalty taker. Was gutted when he went, but then his replacement was one Mark Patterson... #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Les Latcham 90/13 71-73 l'll admit it, he came from Burnley. But here he came, to his only club down south. Strike rate for a defender was better than some strikers we've had. It's also 3 more than he managed in 7 years at Burnley. You're welcome Les. Left for Bradford. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Peter Swan 31/3 94/95 The right player, what the team needed, down for the wrong reasons. All off the back of Shilton offering a few more quid then Burnley did a week, and Swan taking it stupidly. Did end up at Burnley after THAT season. If you were there, you bloody well knew you were. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Warren Joyce 40/4 92/93 A total north westerner until Peter Shilton enticed him down. One solitary season in which he was in and out, wanted out so went to Burnley. Then spent years at Man Utd as reserve coach. Eventually he did make it further south by managing in Australia. Show off. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brian Hall - 55 apps /16 gls 76/77 Not often this kind of quality rocks up at Argyle, having been a part of Shankly and Paisley's Liverpool. Left because Argyle threw away good players on the cheap, sacked a good manager and his wife couldn't settle. Back up north to Burnley. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw this Juergen Sommer picture and love how unashamed and messy it all is. That big ass Fila logo on his gloves, Adidas and Snickers changing sides and refusing to be near each other. The sock stripes colour doesn't even match. Early MLS everybody!
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What do Freddie Mercury and Plymouth Argyle have in common? Both have played Wembley three times. And like our only player to make an impact at one end, Maugé and Mercury both wore Adidas to do it. These have been your two utterly pointless facts for the day #pafc #freddiemercury #queen
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gave Underworld (1985) a go purely because it was Clive Barker's first screenplay. Egads it's bad. Not his best writing, but the director miscast pretty much everyone, and they're performing from an old BT phone box. Once seen, best forgotten. 2 years later we got Hellraiser thankfully.
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
3 games in, 2 scored and 15 conceded. At that current rate we'll end on 16 scored and 110 conceded. I expect to see someone like Bournemouth and/or Oxford stick double figures past us. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh now there's a reference for the teenagers. His energy was definitely old school 😁 "You know what, Argyle has scored..."
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honourable mention! Ian Pearson - 7 years and 6 months Signed from Goole Town in 1974, didn't do an awful lot, so left for Wycombe in '76. Roll onto 1983 and Johnny Hore signs him from... Bideford. Scores his only goal for us and then leaves in '84... for Bideford. All that for 25 games. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Michael Meaker - 9 years and 2 months Be honest, you've been waiting for him to crop up for some time. On loan in late 1991 for a month from QPR. A few years of not a lot, then suddenly resurfaced in early 2001 during Sturrock's giant trialist experiment to see who sticks. Then gone again. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
First home game of the season for the women and I'm going to need this cheat sheet. If someone could quickly invent a way of having player names displayed under them during play on the grass, please get onto it right away. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My Nosferatu remake begins in earnest today. Mwahahahahahaha
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Hi Puma, Could we have a third kit in... Oh, okay random, standard template it is... Can you do bright orange? Ah cool... but so it looks like a stewards jacket convention... Slap the logos in the usual places mate." #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jason Rowbotham Across 9 (technically 8 1/2) seasons in three spells, Jason managed a whopping 69 games, 56 starts. 4 of those seasons he didn't see any games, and didn't even make the bench. Did beat Celtic in a Scottish League Cup final though. No wonder he looks so perplexed. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Frank Cosgrove This dude did 11 seasons for 105 games. Now 77 of those came in 4 seasons, other 7 seasons he barely got a look in. Not only that, he predated subs and was from Hartlepool! All that bloody way in the 20's for so little. Admire that man's patience! #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Extremely limited gear + very little idea = these!
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Found this from my old autograph hunting days. The lad on the right has been asked for his autograph, but probably by accident. Have a guess who the dude on the left is. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
His mane of curls draws attention from his very subtle 'tache. Combine his barnet with the early-20th century Evans soup strainer and we basically get Brian Kilcline.
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Stewart Evans the centre half from the late 80s and Peter Evans from 1907-10 who was a forward. Who comfortably wins on facial hair.
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Squad number designations should be streamed on Argyle TV. Presented by Paul Boardman, there are two tombolas - one with names, one numbers, luck of the draw what they get. The number is then written in binary on the shirt. This way the club shop only has to order a load of 0s and 1s. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nicolas Marin Loaned for Lorient with a view to a permanent. Only 6 apps, 5 of those subs then went on a tour of clubs. Pictured with a clearly thrilled Mpenza. Like Banner in the Incredible Hulk series, didn't stay put anywhere and just kept walking that lonely road. Dooo, doo doo, doooooo. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Larrys Mabiala Loaned from PSG before it was really cool. Trend setters clearly. He played for PSG and won a French Cup. Played in the top Turkish league and the MLS, but not one appearance for Championship Argyle. Figure that out. Knowing us, probably bloody injured. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sascha Opinel Part of that period where Sturrock made use of every non-contract signing he could. That's another idea for a thread... One single start in the LDV Trophy, then off to non-league where he did have a very good run. #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
From (Season 4) continues to be a well made, solid, horror show. It may not be original, but it delivers. But suffers with "Whispering Actor Syndrome". Directors, why are you telling actors to whisper entire conversation? Actors, why you whispering random lines suddenly? WHY!? Stop it!
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Does it? Really? Or should it read "It just means more... pasties and pints could be sold and that would look good on Berne's next spreadsheet and pie chart presentation." #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
30 years ago marks the final season we ever saw Mark "The Greatest Right Back in History" Patterson play for us. If you wish to argue he's not the greatest, we'll sort it out around back of Greenbank Aldi. Would have stayed if he hadn't been stiffed by a cheapskate Argyle. Typical Argyle™ #pafc
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Alexander Warn @alexanderwarn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I was "Today years old" when I discovered that Donald Moffat, seen here in The Thing, was born in Plymouth. I'm shallow enough for that to be exciting and to now claim The Thing as part Janner. Try and stop me and I'll get the flame thrower.
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