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Luke

@aleofatime.com
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Food, drink, conspiracies. Te Waipounamu, Aotearoa (but I tweet about Australia too). Co-founder of @shortjaw.co.nz

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Luke @aleofatime.com · 27m
Saying when his dogs were born is hilarious
Showalter married Anne Kalin Ellis on January 16, 2011, in New York.[19] The couple has twin daughters, born in 2014 and two French Bulldogs who were born in 2025.[20]
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 20h
selling a business is annoying. Remind me never to buy a business again.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 20h
I have not. I'll give it a whirl
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 01/10/2026
It's happening randomly. Facebook can't answer why Very cool. This screenshot is a great example of modern tech. www.reddit.com/r/facebook/s...
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 01/10/2026
I wouldn't try for ice cold until I got Perfect Games sussed. Get the pangram then, aim to get rid of tricky letters first, then leave easy three letter words to finish.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 01/10/2026
Everything turned off. I don't think it's a new follower either. As far as I can tell it's not send it to anyone else.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 01/10/2026
There's two strategies for high scores. One is a "perfect" game. Pangram first, then use up all the letters completely. That gives you X2 The next is Ice Cold, where you avoid the chilli completely which gives you x5. If you also use all the letters you get +50 first. Here's a list of bonuses
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 01/10/2026
Our business page randomly messaged someone on messenger. I can't work out what has done it. I'm assuming it's some sort of ai tool? Anyone have any ideas. Makes us look weird af.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 01/10/2026
I'm da smush king hankgreen.com/smush · 2 Oct 1350 pts · clean plate · no hints · ICE COLD 🧊 · 3-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 01/10/2026
Maybe some of us are dreaming of a promised future
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Paul Rudd: Tayne Celery Man
ALT: Paul Rudd: Tayne Celery Man
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 01/10/2026
Scott Pickett is just doing crime. This is crime. Just arrest this guy for crimes. (Most of text in alt)
A company tied to top chef Scott Pickett collapsed under the weight of a $2.3 million tax debt just weeks after he closed one of his fine-dining venues.
Nord Arc Hospitality, a company set up to pay the employees working across Pickett’s restaurants, entered liquidation in mid-September.

Scott Pickett at Matilda restaurant before it was closed. 

Scott Pickett at Matilda restaurant before it was closed. Marija Ercegovac
Another five companies associated with Pickett also appointed liquidators this month as part of the celebrity chef’s restructure of his debt-stricken restaurant empire.
The move took the number of Pickett businesses in liquidation to eight.
Nord Arc Hospitality was set up in August 2025. A month later, Pickett’s other company that serviced staff wages, SP Group Services, entered administration after drowning in debts.

All staff wages and entitlements were paid up to the date of both Nord Arc and SP Group Services being wound up, according to company records.
Liquidators said in documents sent to creditors earlier this month that Nord Arc had racked up $2.8 million in debts over the 14 months since it was first established, the bulk to the ATO.
The fresh bout of collapses comes just weeks after Pickett closed Matilda on Domain Road in South Yarra, deciding it was time to exit the business, making way for Venues by Only group’s Kiki’s Tavern.

The closure of Matilda and the winding up of Nord Arc highlights the financial mire Pickett has been trying to battle through over the past year.

Last September, Pickett was forced to restructure a group of his eateries run through his Rogue Traders Group, which collapsed owing creditors $27 million.
The restaurant venues caught up in Rogue Traders’ financial strife – Smith St Bistrot, Chancery Lane, Matilda, Longrain and sister bar Longsong – all stayed open during the restructuring and continued to pay staff wages and honour gift vouchers. Other Pickett ventures, such as Estelle in Northcote and his new pub …
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 30/09/2026
never too old to visit Melbourne and sit next to a dumpster.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 30/09/2026
I haven't seen a proper gig or concert in almost five years (Orville Peck at Powerstation). There's every chance I'll be living in Melbourne again come Feb so it's perfect. But that many hours of hyperpop... I'm going to need a lot of [REDACTED]
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 30/09/2026
Nothing beats missing every play by looking at my phone, and then catching every second of the game breaks.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 30/09/2026
I'm too old for laneway, but not because I don't recognise the artists, but because I don't know if I've got energy for Jane Remover, Horsegiirl, Slayyyter, Kim Petras, and Fontianes all in one day. It's a cool and fun lineup.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 29/09/2026
this is great.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 28/09/2026
I'm currently doing a reasonably important business deal and the other side is communicating exclusively in messenger. I've tried moving it to phones and meetings but nope, messenger only.
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Chris Keall @chriskeall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These days, I’m not fully confident Eating Media Lunch ever existed. Maybe I dreamed it
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 27/09/2026
That last 15mins was fascinating... As a neutral, it was a lot of fun
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 26/09/2026
Drinking a rum and coke (with bitters and lime). It's pretty good. Might do it again. Cheers
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 26/09/2026
Crikey. Feel pretty bad for Freo fans. Good game though.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 26/09/2026
Yeah. A good reminder of why it's a great sport.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 26/09/2026
Brayshaw and BT tho... I forgot about them
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 26/09/2026
Watching my first AFL game in ages and it's a goodun.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 25/09/2026
completely srs btw. Save this thread.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 25/09/2026
It's about finding ways to make even less money
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 25/09/2026
gonna sell my brewery and start making vaporwave full time.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 25/09/2026
Surprising how many people come into our brewery and tell us they already don't want our product. Just now: "I don't really like this craft beer stuff." Walking into a bakery "actually I don't like baked goods sorry" Going to buy a telly "not super into electronics, myself".
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 24/09/2026
Pezizaceae (cup fungus)
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 23/09/2026
I guess it's disappointing that the news and politicians are calling it an "ai" and not clarifying that it's directed by a person, and open ai provided the tools.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 23/09/2026
Albo has made a statement that ai has hacked a Medicare website.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 23/09/2026
What if not beer but data collection.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 22/09/2026
10/10 parm tho...
a gross looking blob. It has some white and red. The poster has said it's 10/10
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 22/09/2026
Every once in a while someone posts a normal Australian version. They freak the hell out.
A normal Australian parma. Looks pretty good. Not spectacular. Yikes. There are many Italians in Australia. This must not be them

Rob Jones
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And the Italians think the Americans are bad 🤮

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the cole slaw is diabolical.

Joseph Cavallo
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There are many diners that serve Chicken Parm Sandwitch with two sides, fires and coleslaw. No different.

Clem Cirelli
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That’s. Just. Wrong. Did you follow it up with a slice of pineapple pizza?

Mark Breece
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Glen Sherby there's not enough thoughts and prayers out there to save this plate ...
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 22/09/2026
One thing I do reasonably often is check on the Jersey Parm facebook group. It's an alternate reality where disgusting American "parm" is good and the superior Australian version is bad. Here's the kind of shenanigans going on:
Well. Again, Chick Parm dinner at ‘Pete’s Steakhouse’ and they DID NOT disappoint!!! Don’t care who what people say about it from the photos. I can tell you this….ATE THE WHOLE DAMN THING and enjoyed every bit of it!!! Sometimes those local taverns, restaurants come through just perfectly!! 👍
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 21/09/2026
Instant coffee. That was us.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 21/09/2026
Everything in focus, including the chalkboard inside. The chalkboard is generic words with no prices in classic Ai font. Tape is on outside of the window while the sign is inside. Colours are slightly too warm. Cat looks unnatural, and is it behind a door or a window? Also it has synthid watermark
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 21/09/2026
Australian 60 minutes finally exposing fraudster Elizabeth Holmes.
The Fake Medical Revolution: Exposing the Theranos Lie | 60 Minutes Australia
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 20/09/2026
this is an ai image
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 20/09/2026
Was good
Beef stew in a round bowl with mash and herbs
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 20/09/2026
Made a citrus zest creme fraiche cake. Soaked in grapefruit/lemon sugar syrup, topped with thyme and coconut
A cake from a bundt tin, with herbs and coconut on top.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 20/09/2026
Making beef bourguignon today. Might make a cake too. We'll see... Won't we.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 19/09/2026
social snacking
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 19/09/2026
Not a great movie but also it started and finished with a Jim Steinmann song and had a surprisingly interesting cast. Willem Dafoe in a leather overall, for example.
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 19/09/2026
Leo pointing meme
Mercy from the Warriors.

Deborah Van Valkenburgh
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 19/09/2026
Oh hell yeah Rick Moranis and a Jim Steinmann song in the first minutes? This movie already rules
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 19/09/2026
The Luke watcher is also on duty.
An orange cat with a big white fluffy mane and white face. He's watching me. Suspiciously
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 19/09/2026
Casablanca was good. Do people know that it's a good movie? You maybe heard it here first. Watching Streets of Fire now (not rage. I meant fire). A Walter Hill joint (the Warriors, Brewster's Millions).
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 19/09/2026
It's miserable outside, so I lit the fire and will tick two movies off my list today. Probably Casablanca and Streets of Rage. A classic pairing. The list as it stands:
Trespass 
Hell or high water
Hot target
Yes madam
Fallen angels 1995
Persepolis
Pelican Brief
Desperately seeking susan
Cobra
Streets of Fire
Return to Oz 
Casablanca 
Sting
Cherry falls
Romper stomper 
Heat
Call me by your name
Boys don't cry
Super Troopers 2
Yesterday 
NOFX documentary
Raygun documentary 
Everything is illuminated 
Roma
Repo Man
Restrepo
Memento 
The Rover
Maddie's Secret
Network 
Princess monokeke
Clue
Grave of the fireflies 
Stone cold 
Clifford the Big Red Dog
Every Rob Reiner movie I haven't seen yet.
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