Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 16mThe Watchers wait on...the sidewalk outside the 7-11, apparently #WoTsky #wheeloftime 000
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 3hIf >90% of the comments on a recipe you've posted are people having the same problem, the correct response is not "I am right; you are using inferior ingredients and/or not following my instructions." I really can't imagine being more invested in yourself than in the result. 000
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 16hCall one NINE hundred NINE zero NINE JEFF, screams my brain at least once every week 010
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026FIrst-wave helicopter recovery scorecard: Speech: slowed, with the Valley Girl method Knott's: visited Earlobes: intact Barbies: not all that Shorts: gimme the capris Hair: loooooong Reading: yes Weirdness: successfully imparted to offspring 010
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 13/10/202615 years ago and it was the least mess the tenant ever made 021
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Wonder how many companies figure this out when they finally force their last holdout to use it and things get worse 000
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Oh my god I did that too. There were 6 of us in my class though. 100
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I didn't get to realize it. I was told it, straight out, about things like being a reader and talking too fast and not being allowed to go to Knott's or wear shorts to school or have Barbies or long hair or pierced ears. Started at church (the unpopular one, natch), kept piling up. So, like, 4? 110
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder HornetsIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Polite Japanese for "I got you a souvenir:" Its a boring thing, but... Polite Japanese for "I'm coming into your house:" Sorry, I'm going to bother you Polite Japanese for "It's time for you to leave:" I love your beautiful wristwatch Language is magic 021713
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Steam after filling and you have a variation on zongzi! 140
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I've been wondering how many campaign flyers (and how much glue) it would take to make a really good scary shadowy creature. 010
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder Hornetsparticle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I usually don't angry post but, 52057529
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 000
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Damn it, not another thing I have to make 000
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder Hornetsaustin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Coming to the important realization that we, as a people, have been denied a world in which Dave Bautista gets to go to Toontown and get into hijinks with Roger Rabbit. 19892129
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I would read the hell out of Arrows of the Drag Queen. 010
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And this is how I find out I'm going to be doing a lot more false-alarm name alerting for the next little while. At least she doesn't look like me. (GOOD.) 010
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This is one reason I don't do jigsaws anymore. The other reason is that when it's a social activity, other people like to get some pieces in once in a while. 000
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We've fortunately made it to the teen years, so we can talk about accommodating the adults when possible, the way we've accommodated him. Big ones are not throwing dad off track (monotropism) and trying to understand my echolalia/scripting and auditory muddle issues. It's not going badly! 060
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I've described our family as having "incompatible autism." I want people to be direct; my husband does it, but our son can't not beat around the bush. I have a special interest in food and cooking; kid has sensory no-no's and dad does a lot of samefood. Kid needs noise, dad needs quiet. It's hard. 2365
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder HornetsCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com 924851346
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Long as I see you" for "Our Lips Are Sealed." I'd either never managed to hear the title or never connected it to the song. I only figured it out when the song was playing at Homecoming and I heard the line as a DIFFERENT mondegreen: "Alex the Seal." 010
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He's a close friend of Captain Aphid from "I'll Be." 000
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(to be clear, the dude is no more BIPOC than I am green. he is also a dude. the internet has plenty of "which character are you?" personality tests. sometimes you don't need them.) 010
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We're personally uphill from this elevation but a lot of the local area may be in for interesting times when the wave/surge get to us. As one of the commenters said, it's almost like we weren't supposed to build a ton of homes in spots prone to flooding. 020
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder HornetsGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 02/10/2026That is The Year Without Sunshine by Naomi Kritzer! (hopeful apocalypses where communities care for each other is my thing LOL) www.uncannymagazine.com/article/the-...uncannymagazine.comThe Year Without Sunshine - Uncanny MagazineDuring one of the much smaller disasters that preceded the really big disaster, I met a lot of my neighbors online. I can’t remember if we set up the WhatsApp group because of the pandemic or the civi... 23110
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Did you know you can sleep wrong on your teeth? Third time last night. 010
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ugh. I found out they're starting in Huntington Beach and now I'm not glad anymore. We can keep living without the roasted garlic dressing, thanks. 010
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh for... Starting to feel like a real stooge for having been a fan. 000
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder HornetsLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4073529010621
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yeah, I'm glad to see them back but now I wish they'd committed to changing over to Sweet Tomatoes. 120
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Two warnings: - crop function is weird - you won't be able to use paid community-made materials if you buy the program outright Other than that, more than worth the price. 000
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My mom used to say this but it turned out she'd just never had a girl cat in the house and had built up a whole mythology. She was amazed at how tightly bonded my sister and I became to our respective girl cats. 010
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder HornetsDocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sneak Peak. #art 118046
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder HornetsBen (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love that we have a ton of Saints because Middle Ages people desperately wanted collectibles as bad as we do. For all humankind, the people have yearned for Pokémon. 421540
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder HornetsAmanita Design 🔧 @amanita-design.net · 08/10/2026Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/... 10730371031
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder HornetsBeautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 08/10/2026Woooow 515 bones stitched straight into a wearable art form by Elle Barbeito is amazing. 314839
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I know you didn't talk to my parents on this because they'd never answer a Ouija board but DAMN. 000
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I won't reprint mine but it went on with "And down to Donkey Pond." 110
Reposted by Chekhov's Murder HornetsEsther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 RIP. Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90news.mit.eduMargaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90 | MIT News | Massachusetts Institute of TechnologyMargaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90. 8456196
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Have also had this one. Last week I busted out with "I-I-I-I-I-I WANT MY DISHES BACK" to the tune of his favorite Meat Loaf song and got an unprecedented level of compliance. 130
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And it's been feeding back on itself more and more since artists flocked to one specific way to get around censorship laws, and the West ate it up. We would have been so much better off if the definition of "obscenity" had included CSA from the start. 010
Chekhov's Murder Hornets @alenxa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Every time I think about this problem the domino meme pops into my head. 100