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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose

@aldristavan.bsky.social
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[mild inconvenience]: i lived bitch

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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
our austin (of blessed memory)
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tiffany Pollard's Dramatic Cut
ALT: Tiffany Pollard's Dramatic Cut
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pretty much i would let Zhaitan know
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
forgot that I am hot, fly, and sexy, and beautiful in guild wars 2
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you should preface the conversation with "first of all, i am a d*sney princess"
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
day drinking on LinkedIn
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
pig business
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
good morning to this diva ONLY
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
aion 2 is actually pretty rad!
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at this point I don’t even care. ready for the Russian plague apocalypse.
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me when I take responsibility for my actions (failing to plan ahead for dinner)
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
girl what is happening because I saw TWO (2) of them on the way to the office and I almost lost my mind
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and I've been listening even longer! even back at The Former Place! for years before BW! i'm so old!
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Bucky Barnes Turns to Dust
ALT: Bucky Barnes Turns to Dust
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Pedro Pascal Smiling
ALT: Pedro Pascal Smiling
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the wifest of guys (incredible)
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DIVA DOWN!
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
she has a rancid aura and i'm sure her feet STINK
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head," I said, posting on the Responding To Whatever You Made Up In Your Head website
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
y'all what do they put in buzz ballz because damn. they got me in situations.
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
is it too soon to start dissociating?
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“zionist / sad puppy Brianna Wu”
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
zooted on two edibles and I feel like my queen @cait.bsky.social would approve
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
needs more bulge, thanks
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need 73 of these IMMEDIATELY
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
4 year old, double cheeked up. the sun is still out.
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Rachel: Where Are You? Send It To Me!
ALT: Rachel: Where Are You? Send It To Me!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we are about to enter an era of horny posting unlike anything we have seen to date. this is a class 5 horny event
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
shirt unbuttoned. mommy's little SLUT.
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
they don’t know you like we do. no social media weapon formed against you shall prosper.
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
every single time I’ve seen a banger / unhinged post, it’s from Brazil. god love ‘em.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
reported to the manager of computers
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
mannnnnnnnn, I remember this one. it's almost as good as that one on the fake stationery from the other place.
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSS (and a great reminder to up my sub!)
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Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan On Oprah
ALT: Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan On Oprah
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this looks LOVELY!
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Logged in specifically to see if you're ok queen 💔
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
every time they do this they like to show it to me like a kid proud of thr popsicle art they made at summer camp and I’m like no thank you. my jaw is none of my business.
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aldristavan, the "straight" of whore moose @aldristavan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
LOVE Kate Bush (also hi!)
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