AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10hLOOKING GREAT SIR AS ALWAYS!!!! SCALP REPLACEMENT LOOKING AMAZING 😍😍😍😍😍 040
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10hMy previous Norfolk ate rat bait twice (technically once, just being careful the second time), Stuart ate raisins once. 000
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10hOmg that’s the worst. And then they’re so pathetic afterwards that you can’t be mad at them 120
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10hYeah. Hopefully it’s just some really dumb thing like when he got a cherry eye that the vet said would almost definitely come back and never did because it was from him getting stung by a bee in the eye lid 🙃 140
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10hShe’s worried about it so I’m a little worried it’s a mast cell tumor or something but she said it’s also possible it’s a blocked salivary gland but she didn’t sound convinced. She said it doesn’t feel right for that. But I don’t know. Cancer seems very dramatic? I hope. 330
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10hIt could be a blocked salivary gland or it could be something serious and when I asked if she was concerned she said yes so 😕 We have antibiotics just in case it’s something not serious and the sample is going off to pathology. Should know in about a week I guess. Bloodwork comes back earlier. 240
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 11hWhen the kids are being stressful (he’s taken to the stuffies lately). 3140
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 12hLuckily they brought Stuart back and now at home Duck wants to investigate the smells and Stuart is thinking of buzzsawing if Duck gets too rude 130
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 12hlol. Duck had what everyone thought was toe cancer as a puppy and it was absolutely nothing…but expensive. 040
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13hDoesn’t seem to be but it is sitting right near his trachea so I think it’s making it a little hard to breath. 240
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13hI mean… it’s a huge mass that grew under his chin that is too hard to be what you’d want it to be. And it could still be a saliva gland. It’ll be a bit until we know. 130
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13hHa. Yeah duck is something else. I’m still not sure what yet. 130
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13hThe vet is concerned 🙁 Which, to be honest, I figured would be the case. But it was fun thinking it was something dumb. 130
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13hOh definitely. Duck needs to be able to get away. He’s not leash reactive with dogs really (unless they’re going after him) but with people he can show hints. It’s nervousness. 130
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14hDuck and Stuart to the most aggressive dog you’ve ever seen: hey! How are ya? We like your vibe! Ooh, you’re serious, eeek. But hey! If you ever change your mind we’ll be over here! 150
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14hLol. Duck growls his (if you know him) friendly growl with his tail up and everyone keeps to the other side of the waiting room while I try to explain that don’t worry, this is just Duck, who is, in fact, a moron. 240
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14hOmfg I joked about this yesterday and thought I was going to hell lol 000
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14hWhen they took your friend and also it sounds like there are dogs out there you’d like to meet 2280
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14hThanks. I was really worried at first but I’m pretty sure it’s going to end up being more annoying than serious. Fingers crossed anyway. 140
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14hThey had an emergency come in Gina. They’re running very behind. 190
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14hAlways on a Friday Gina. Only appointment available preferably right at rush hour Gina. Hopefully when you have somewhere to be at 5pm Gina. 1110
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14hAt the vet with Stuart because he decided to grow a huge mass under his chin almost overnight. Excited to spend $2k or whatever on what is probably a tick bite that decided to be dramatic. Stuart unfazed tbh 5190
Reposted by AlderFishDaniel Bergstresser @dbergstresser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“can you please show me where on your body these anti-government pamphlets hurt you” 0102
Reposted by AlderFishacallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this should be a book 281
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think that’s much better than whatever musical chair minus the chairs bs this is lol 010
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Imagine being 300 and not knowing about hair straightening / photo shop 030
AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Amiable - “am I able to make you pay for me having to stand all day” 120