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AlderFish

@alderfish.bsky.social
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from nowhere to now here Boston, MA

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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 7h
Her and her damn flags and all that abortion controversy!
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 7h
I bet his wife made him do it
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 9h
He would so do that
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
🥲
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
LOOKING GREAT SIR AS ALWAYS!!!! SCALP REPLACEMENT LOOKING AMAZING 😍😍😍😍😍
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
lol I’ll text it to her after hours!
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
Was he really excited
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
My previous Norfolk ate rat bait twice (technically once, just being careful the second time), Stuart ate raisins once.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
Omg that’s the worst. And then they’re so pathetic afterwards that you can’t be mad at them
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
❤️❤️❤️
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah. Hopefully it’s just some really dumb thing like when he got a cherry eye that the vet said would almost definitely come back and never did because it was from him getting stung by a bee in the eye lid 🙃
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
Always the bridesmaid never the bride!
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
She’s worried about it so I’m a little worried it’s a mast cell tumor or something but she said it’s also possible it’s a blocked salivary gland but she didn’t sound convinced. She said it doesn’t feel right for that. But I don’t know. Cancer seems very dramatic? I hope.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
It could be a blocked salivary gland or it could be something serious and when I asked if she was concerned she said yes so 😕 We have antibiotics just in case it’s something not serious and the sample is going off to pathology. Should know in about a week I guess. Bloodwork comes back earlier.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
85 here and the weather app looked sad
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10h
Is that a lot
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 11h
When the kids are being stressful (he’s taken to the stuffies lately).
A silver poodle lying on the ground with a bear that used to be his predecessors. He has a far away look in his eye.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 12h
Luckily they brought Stuart back and now at home Duck wants to investigate the smells and Stuart is thinking of buzzsawing if Duck gets too rude
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 21h
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 12h
He is pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 12h
lol. Duck had what everyone thought was toe cancer as a puppy and it was absolutely nothing…but expensive.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13h
Doesn’t seem to be but it is sitting right near his trachea so I think it’s making it a little hard to breath.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13h
I mean… it’s a huge mass that grew under his chin that is too hard to be what you’d want it to be. And it could still be a saliva gland. It’ll be a bit until we know.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13h
Ha. Yeah duck is something else. I’m still not sure what yet.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13h
Oh definitely. What a hard situation for them all.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13h
The vet is concerned 🙁 Which, to be honest, I figured would be the case. But it was fun thinking it was something dumb.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13h
Oh definitely. Duck needs to be able to get away. He’s not leash reactive with dogs really (unless they’re going after him) but with people he can show hints. It’s nervousness.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Duck and Stuart to the most aggressive dog you’ve ever seen: hey! How are ya? We like your vibe! Ooh, you’re serious, eeek. But hey! If you ever change your mind we’ll be over here!
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Lol. Duck growls his (if you know him) friendly growl with his tail up and everyone keeps to the other side of the waiting room while I try to explain that don’t worry, this is just Duck, who is, in fact, a moron.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Omfg I joked about this yesterday and thought I was going to hell lol
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Can’t he like gross things on a Monday
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
He would get something gross like that… 🙄
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
When they took your friend and also it sounds like there are dogs out there you’d like to meet
A silver poodle staring downwards at the frosted door at the vets.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Thanks. I was really worried at first but I’m pretty sure it’s going to end up being more annoying than serious. Fingers crossed anyway.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
What if it turns on and it’s just Natalie
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
They had an emergency come in Gina. They’re running very behind.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Well, tbc, how could we be sure
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Ej it could be it
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
😑
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Always on a Friday Gina. Only appointment available preferably right at rush hour Gina. Hopefully when you have somewhere to be at 5pm Gina.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
At the vet with Stuart because he decided to grow a huge mass under his chin almost overnight. Excited to spend $2k or whatever on what is probably a tick bite that decided to be dramatic. Stuart unfazed tbh
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
😔
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Yes but he wrote mean texts!
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 14h
Died?
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Daniel Bergstresser @dbergstresser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“can you please show me where on your body these anti-government pamphlets hurt you”
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this should be a book
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think that’s much better than whatever musical chair minus the chairs bs this is lol
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol!
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine being 300 and not knowing about hair straightening / photo shop
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amiable - “am I able to make you pay for me having to stand all day”
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