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AlderFish

@alderfish.bsky.social
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from nowhere to now here Boston, MA

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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 44m
I’m sorry I’m trying to delete this
That rock character from fantastic four with that dick looking thing from Star Trek
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 48m
You give that back!
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 1h
I have a very full very normal sized fresh bowl of water downstairs in the kitchen but he waits to get up here to drink out of the narrowest bucket the kids play with in the tub
A silver poodle in my bathroom happily drinking water out of the purple plastic bucket that is barely wider than his snout
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bugs son omelet has started crowing but he’s still very sweet so fingers crossed.
An orange with black cockerel staring at the camera.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Told you. He had blocked him in the bathroom the whole time I was in the kitchen. Like 6 whole minutes lol. Duck tried to run by when I came back and Stuart snapped to his feet snarling.
A small terrier is on his feet, tail up and tense, facing off with a silver poodle. The toy ball is a couple feet away from them.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Um. He’s feeling better.
A small brown terrier behind a door. He’s staring back at me as if to bait me. But really he’s baiting duck. A ball sits three feet beyond him. If duck gets anywhere near it Stuart is going to attack him.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can do worse
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the kids are being stressful (he’s taken to the stuffies lately).
A silver poodle lying on the ground with a bear that used to be his predecessors. He has a far away look in his eye.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When they took your friend and also it sounds like there are dogs out there you’d like to meet
A silver poodle staring downwards at the frosted door at the vets.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social did you just climb out??
The new red panda exhibit at the zoo
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some baby chickens staring at me from various heights in the chicken runA very fancy baby houdan chick resting on my shoulder An eleven week old Mille/Easter egger cross who is wondering what the fuck is going on with all these five week old chickens and why she is stuck in there with them.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It gets better 🥴
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Much customer service, Seagate
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Ryan - 6:58 PM
Can I please just return the drive. Th really frustrating. The guy told me to check my email and confirm so I did didn't know I was supposed to reply
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The faces of some dogs that haven’t been outside in 12 hours and don’t plan to for another 12.
Terrier looking towards doorTerrier looking up at mePoodle hiding behind table so I don’t make him go outside
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Volume down
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When your nickname is bed troll
A terrier at the head of a bed looking very much as though he’s going to buzz saw the next dog who tries to get into bed. Duck not pictured. Wonder why.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The nor’easter is coming from inside the house
Hot wheels tracks all down the hall and up the stairs in the next photo just a disaster of magnitudes that my kids left before bed
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry not sorry
The very pathetic face of a silver poodle who just got lightly reprimanded for pulling an egg sandwich off the tableSame dog two seconds later looking back at the table, plotting
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She thinks so but she’s actually bebe pint sized Mille de fleur d’uccle
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who’s on the other side of your screen reading your thots
A smol chicken looking at the camera.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A silver poodle with his head resting on his ball which he has placed on my chair. He’s begging to get up on the chair so he can squish me and take up all the space.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you’ve had enough of today
A small brown dog in a human bed with his head on a pillow and his blep out. He looks like he’s seen some things.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hes like 20 here lol
A big ol grey warm blood tucking his big ol knees up just enough to clear what to him in his prime would have been a joke of a jump (3ft warm up oxer with brush underneath).
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A dapple grey horse looking over his shoulder at you. He wants your sandwich.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t know
A very pathetic looking silver poodle with a towel that Jonathan put on him calling a blanket sliding down his back
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That horrible and terrifying Jesus retouched painting
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lmao they’re such evil little fucks
Question 4 MA ballot question Election Day registrationThe no vote is authored by the Republican Party
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought it was a kid
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Two dogs one bed
A poodle and a stuffed animal dog lying down next to each other in the same position
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The end of IF Ryan Reynolds’s hugging The unicorn and the lady end of If
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stuart thinks there’s something in the attic which means there’s definitely something in the attic
A small brown terrier at the off white door to my attic. He’s willing me with his eyes to let him in so he can go find the creature in the walls.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Two orange Mille de fleur/easter egger babies in the yard and on a porch
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let’s get Giardia
A terrier licking his nose in my side mirror
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s too bad chickens are so messy because they love cozy 😭
Three week old chicks curled up in a cuddle puddle on top of very cozy looking fleecy socks
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Liddie finally figured out the door
A large gray chicken at my doorShe’s closer now
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Opinions are being had about the treadmill
A smol brown terrier with a temporarily errant ear is barking at me while a silver poodle licks his own nose. They’re both staring at me. Same picture but the terrier is more determined somehowThe terrier is sitting the poodle hasn’t moved. Same picture but now they’re closer up
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Omfg darth
Pre haircut polish chicken way too close up
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cool dude.
Trump signs hung on some douche bags fence. You’ll be shocked to know he also has a thin blue line flag. Second Trump banner flag. Same douche bags fence. Same Douchebag in November with a large Trump banner across his driveway Same douche bag when he had a different Trump banner on his fence
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I thought this was fake but fortunately or unfortunately it’s real
Trumps post about “maggot hagerman” on truth social. I’ll save you the pain of reading it.
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you send me some chicken pants I can find out
A chicken who would be interested in some pants
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ll allow it
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Accidentally rewarded Stuart for not going with the dog walker-
Texts with the dog walker: Did Stuart make it this time?
Made it past the gate and turned back
Ok I'll grab him
I got him
Delivered
Yup didn't even make it to the gate this timeStuart drinking at a bowl left out by a local placeStuart looking at a fire truck after checking out their water bowl tooStuart walking down the street with confidence back to the car
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@ej23.bsky.social
Lake is he even in this thing?!
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Even I have to admit it has a certain ring to it, @mapquest.com
Lake trumps a big dumb asshole Mapquest
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