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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Cis people would rather be in a cult than go to therapy

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I'm truly just a dumb bitch 🙃

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Stargate is better than Homestuck.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I yearn for a rigid heddle loom so I can weave scarves and shawls so I can romantically drape them around myself and wait at the seaside for my long lost lover to return. Plot twist - she's at work...or downstairs in the basement questioning her romantic life choices.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I really love living in a big city, but...can we just kick all the men out? I feel like the majority of my problems with strangers end up involving a man.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

My brain, for no reason: you're absolute shit, unlovable, and you should probably just die. Me: It's not even noon yet, wtf.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Apparently it's a 90s themed dress day at work and I forgot. Thankfully, I look like a goth girl that never left the 90s every day anyway. So... technically I'm in theme.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I wish more people understood that if I'm reading a book - that is the universal sign of "do not fucking talk to me. I do not want a conversation." I'm reading, shut up lol.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

TIL that right turns on red was allowed in the US after the 70s oil crisis to save fuel. ROR turn lanes are incredibly high for pedestrian and cycle crashes. Yet...it saves fuel, so who cares? Killing people: fine Human-focused infrastructure: the woke left agenda. Wtf...

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I'm still watching videos about street infrastructure and as an American I'm allowed to say this: The Europeans are right. We hate roundabouts bc Americans don't know how to use them. They're better than signaled intersections - y'all just don't know how to drive.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I watched a video about crosswalks and apparently, some have these flags you're supposed to hold while crossing the street instead of idk - making infrastructure slow cars down. If my city does this, I'm trying bricks to all the flags to throw at cars to make it even easier for them to see ppl.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Now that I bike everywhere, I find myself consuming a lot of material on urban infrastructure and this video I was listening to called stroads the "futon of the street" and now I can't unsee it.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

It's not ok to touch strangers. It's not ok to touch strangers. It's not fucking OK to touch strangers. Bweh 💀

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Shit I didn't expect to say today: Me: time to go home, y'all can't jump off of the furniture for a tiktok trend.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Had a random driver at the crosswalk roll down her window and compliment my look today. Apparently I am serving cunt, this fine Wednesday morning 😂

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

So, if my taxes are being funded for stuff by the government - then why does everything still suck? How do we know that it's not all just being horded underground for a big ass dragon? Dragons ❤️ gold. Gold = 💰💵 If the govt isn't funding Big Dragon then why are all the govt buildings so big???

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Aesthetics for 2026 with no context: Goblin Accountantcore ✨ 💰 🧌 Existential Crisis Office Worker ✨ 🖥️ 🖨️ 💀 Baguette Futurism ✨ 🥖🤖 Cyberpunk Grandmother 👵🧶👩‍💻 Crustpunk Pigeoncore 🐦🎸🎧✨

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Pigeons are a totally underrated bird and no one can convince me otherwise. Fuck the "rats with wings" slander - #teampigeon

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Love having a patron get extremely aggressive with me to the point where my manager urges me to get to a secure area just bc I told him I have to contact security if he needs to use the phone...bc our desk phones are not public...

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I'm gonna need old ppl on the bus to realize that having headphones on my head and watching tiktok on my phone is a universal sign of: NO I DO NOT WANNA MAKE SMALL TALK. Even without these markers, I do not wanna make small talk. Just don't talk to me. Lemme watch silly videos and ride to work.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Truly and thoroughly...I do not matter. I'm fucking worthless.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

@marithecat.bsky.social I mean...it is the best flavor...at least tied evenly with salt and vinegar for me 😂

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Istg every time I think about Girl Scout Cookies - Girl Scouts magically appear at the library. Coincidence? I think not!

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Why are we getting more snow? I do believe we have enough here right now...I do not need more..I'm cancelling my subscription to winter kthxbyeeee

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I was being big silly and asked Mari if she regrets moving in with me yet bc I'm a gremlin. Mari: the only one who regrets moving here is you. Me: I don't regret moving here! Mari: walk outside in the snow and tell me you don't hate it right now. She's not even wrong. Fuck all this snow 😂

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Me to @bawxxy.bsky.social: holy shit the piles of snow are taller than me! Nina: being taller than you isn't that impressive, but still :3 😂

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Every time I make fries I think about the Heinz ketchups that were different colors and I long for a simpler time when my main concern was how the fuck did they make ketchup green?

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

If a muffin is basically a cupcake with fruit, then why isn't it a fruitcake? This thought brought to you by my dumb brain and the muffin I bought for breakfast while walking to work.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Just realized this will be the first year I haven't lived in Louisiana during Mardi Gras season....how...how do I get King Cake???

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Hopefully 2026 won't suck. Doubtful.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

"It's a bike lane, not a scooter lane," says some kid riding the wrong way in the bike lane...while I'm also on my bike. I just needed green onions from Giant, kid 😂

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Patron: I'm going to call the President since he hates Wes Moore and Baltimore. That will fix y'all. What was the problem you may ask? The printer ran out of paper. Which...was promptly fixed.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Nothing like the feeling of getting off your first bus at exactly the right time and having to wait a total of 10 seconds for the connecting bus to get to the stop

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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I don't know why every app decided 2025 was the year they all needed to do their own version of Wrapped, but they need to read the goddamn room. The last thing I want to do is remember what happened this year.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

*cries in freezing in the East Coast* 😂

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I'm the cute one who does nothing

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Is it depression or neurodivergent burnout? More news at 11.

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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Me, seven days deep into Christmas: I’m sorry but if you give me another partridge we’re gonna fight My true love: *sweating*

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Another one lol. Patron (on phone): where am I at in line for the hotspot? Me: you're number 505 Patron: hmm...I'll give you $20 to move me up. Me: I can't do that sir. Patron: all right, $50. NO

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I think I'm just gonna start a thread of crazy shit I've heard while on the job.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

My brain: am sad, you know what we should do? Me: rest and take care of ourselves? Brain: If by that, you mean get more piercings, then yes. It wasn't but...I meeeean >.>

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