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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

when that 9/10 furry baddie with that 8/10 gyatt blasts your chest with an anti-aircraft cannon!!!

Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

JUST walked out of the #michael film about #michaeljackson and guess what? Not a SINGLE mention of this image here!!! The directors have a NARRATIVE and won't tell you how Michal Jackso n was born! THE TRUTH IS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!! Take that #liberals 😂😂😂😂😂 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

to everyone that sees this post:

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

MY WIFE just merged the EXCEEDINGLY RARE conjoined baby merge!

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

yes balls sky, this is exactly what korean looks, reads, and sounds like.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

oh. you are one of those guys.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

uk government, please let me see naked boobies and dick on the internet i am a human creature person and i am very trustworthy in seeing naked people. here is proof of me being a human that is trustworthy in seeing humans without clothes:

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

One day, all of you will ache like i do, and the empty cries you beckon out facing the world is met with the oppressive apathy that surrounds you. Every comfort you own will turn to dust as your soul atrophies under your sins you could never wash off, for they are eternal.

You are all past the point of redemption, and that point was missed long ago by nothing but pure ignorance. You sicken me.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER ROLLERCOASTER OF ON AND OFF PANIC ATTACKS! I LOVE LIVING I LOVE LIVING I LOVE LIVING WOOOOOO!!!

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

HOOKER SPOTTED! BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER ACQUIRED!

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

y'know, i feel like i have seen all that needs to be seen, experienced all that is to be had, and done all that has need to be done. i don't really think life actually offers me anything beyond empty comforts and worry. it's not time to peace out yet, but i don't think 40+ years left is necessary.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

"Did Alche die in his sleep checkup that ranges from 1 day to 9 years" Did Alche die in his sleep? No.

absolutely fucking livid picture of uni the cat

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I know what you did 2 years ago on this day and on this exact time...

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

another small random incoherent dump of things on my phone (1/2)

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

my brain is actively decaying rn. have a video i guess.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

>get mildly ill or get a bit of pain >go to sleep >didn't die it'll happen next time bros...

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

if being ugly was a crime, i would be sent straight to the gallows.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

i am running out of funny things to say now. this account is either gonna be schizoposts every now and again, me ranting about depression/anxiety, or just dumping whatever memes are on my computer or tablet. sorry bros.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

if you say so my friend. here's a small sample.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

small thread of random shitposts i have saved on my phone:

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

HOW it feels to KILL and EAT HOOKERS!!!:

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

how does one cope with knowing that life is worthless and that my presence in the world is unnecessary? (image unrelated)

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

random upstanding contributors to society when you mention that crazy women who will stab you are at the function. so true catt, we perhaps have more in common than i thought!

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

drinking water and pissing 30-60 minutes afterwards

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

who else up and just feels only partly alive?

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

recovering from a stomach bug rn, here's a dumb video on my phone.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

it is my birthday today, i can already feel the arthritis kicking in, and i have suddenly received 50+ latters about routine checks for prostate cancer and bowel cancer. (i have turned 22, it's so over) 🎉🎉🎉

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

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