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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hmmm today i will have sex before marria- *A ball with a smiley face flies into my bedroom, here to tell me the christian virtues* "Hey, it's me, it's chastity!"

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

living feels like a self-immolation attempt except the fire is burning through you too slow and it's just more of an increasingly painful sting overtime

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

ozzagoon and fapsol being pedos and beating it to mlp futa slop... what happened to strictly having an adult woman fetish or a consent kink? they should've considered adding yharim or reworking desth mode destroyer instead of adding kids to their server and reworking their hard-drive! send post

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

they call me richard the way i be penising rn

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

burger balls among us hawk tuah 67 grok ohio rizzler

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

i have no balls and i must piss

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

when that 9/10 furry baddie with that 8/10 gyatt blasts your chest with an anti-aircraft cannon!!!

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

JUST walked out of the #michael film about #michaeljackson and guess what? Not a SINGLE mention of this image here!!! The directors have a NARRATIVE and won't tell you how Michal Jackso n was born! THE TRUTH IS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!! Take that #liberals 😂😂😂😂😂 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

when i feel people have wronged me, i make little clay figures filled with cattle blood of the person in question and i power drill the heart and let the cow blood spray out just to feel rightous and powerful

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

guys would you still love me if i had a disease that made me move like an invicible wobbly edit?

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

i don't care about my promise about not venting with this account anymore, i want to let off a long vent/rant tonight because living with anxiety has been slowly destroying me over the past few years and i want to let off my experiences. (1/?)

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

the youth these days don't go on about skibidi toilet or ohio nowadays, back then these were pretty hip!

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

to everyone that sees this post:

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Which fate is worse: Gambling ad meme page son? OR NEET daughter?

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

you know what? fuck it, i'm back. admittedly left out of impulse because i wasn't doing well mentally + admittedly got embarassed after one now deleted post landed poorly woth someone i care about because of an unnecessary end to said post. but idk, guess the alche schizoposting will continue.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

running out of things to say, funny or otherwise since i have also vowed to not vent here again. so i might just abandon this account entirely, especially since i don't even check this place often.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

update: i did not actually fucking mean this wtf

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

i am alive still, just haven't thought of anything funny to post. and i also don't want to go on depressing rant number 3839393737 since i probably should stop doing that unprompted. definitely seems to make people around me miserable (or ig tolerate me much less), so i will cease them.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

call me mr testicles the way i am surrounded by the sack! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💸💸💸💸💸💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💶💶💶💶💶💷💷💷💵💵💵💴💴💴💳💳💳💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

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catt~❀ @kiracatt.fyi · 11/11/2025

when try pte cat and it walk awa y fromy ou 💔

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

i am a failure that can neither be corrected or salvaged

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Your mother is a robot the way she be giving me that AI SLOP in bed!

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

امرأة تدعي أنها مريم العذراء متزوجة من المسيح

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

ai bros ruined robots guys, in the future we could've had cute robot maids/butlers that did everything, but now we call them clankers because all the fucking ai now is just generating ugly people with 6 fingers and 3 nipples and telling us to put ketamine in our roast chicken

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

When will my naval officer realise that i don't care about protecting the seas, and that i instead just want to sleep with other men.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

my piss is black, jut like my hart. 💔🖤🖤💔🖤🖤🖤🚬🚬🚬🚬☹️

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

add a horse to british parliament debates

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

there's going to be a day in a few years time where those "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything." mugs and t-shirts are going to be replace "Google" in the sentence with "ChatGPT".

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

i have never played umamusune because i am not much of a gacha guy. but i do like agnes tachyon because if 70% of fan art depicts her as an insane lunatic scientist woman, then i am sold. i love crazy and mentally unstable women!!!

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

We are all labubu's destined towards being disposed in god's landfill.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

today is so fucking shit man, why am i filled with so much dread and sadness man?

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

true suffering is not understood until you stub your toe and bruise it

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

call me slop the way i add no value to anything

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

god has left me unfinished and not intended for this world at all

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

"i need me a femboy furry boyfriend haha", i say to myself knowing i would turn down the opportunity because i am very shy and don't deserve love.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

idea: make all life saving medicine taste so fucking bad that your body physically rejects it and barfs it out. injected medicine will instead be mixed with sulphuric acid from yellowstone park to compensate for the fact you don't drink injections.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

realistic horror game idea where your job application is going well, but then you have to write a stupid fucking shitty cover letter god i hate writing cover letters so much. cover letters are fucking ass, i want to work to DO STUFF and MAKE MONEY!!! I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ME x SHAREHOLDER FANFIC!!!!

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

this loneliness is actually starting to eat into me. even in a household of family and pet animals, and a network of friends, i still feel like i am destined to die isolated and alone.

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

i really need to fucking cry and yet i feel as if my body is holding me back from doing so

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Alche_ @alcheunderscore.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

The things residing in my head and body is going to tear me apart piece by piece until there is nothing left of me.

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