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✨️Elm✨️

@albme94.bsky.social
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Gamer, fanfic author, painter, fangirl, cat mom, lesbian & ace, convention adventurer, middle child, enby: she/they✨️ Albme94 on ao3 & wattpad (mostly m/m), even on youtube, but then you're met with oooold lowkey shitty fanvideos, some as old as 15 years🫣

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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#happypride gang❤️🏳️‍🌈
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Idk if its the hair, the mask or both but she's locked in😂 #cats
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Having a lil party for myself 😂 Drinking my "wine", which is just blackberry 'saft' with 60% cuz I don't like wine😆🍷 then listening to fallout music and playing solitaire on pc👩🏻‍🦳 #millennials
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I follow 106 people, and like... probably 70 maybe 80 people are just photography of animals/nature/flowers etc😂
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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AnderssonKev @anderssonkev.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Hey I've worked on this game for over 3 years now. My creativity has reached a point its never have been before. Things have clicked and also "unlocked future paths" for me. I'm so excited for everything! It's soon finished so make sure to wishlist PaperKlay!
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Don’t shame people for not immediately reading all the books they buy. Some books aren’t made to be ready right away, okay? Some books need time to mature. Some books need to cure for a while. Some books are prosciutto, and don’t you forget it.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 16/04/2025
And now, a cat break for your timeline.
Smudge, peaking out from between his paws.
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
30 is soooo old, like you've clearly started to grey at 30, even if nobody in your fam did before 40, it's just how life is, if you're 30 and greying? Sorry, you're a fossil now👩🏻‍🦳👎🏻
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I found #supernatural 's Castiel!!
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My babes🥰 #cats
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I got so tired of getting my Chinese movies and asmr videos cut off on youtube that u actually gave in🥲 Youtube premium now. But only in my phone/xbox, I have ad removal and my main yt on pc😂
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Decides that since im gonna cut my hair short again, maybe take advantage and do the lesbian flag😂 #lgbtq
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Childless Cat Lady 🐈 🇦🇺 💙 @buryevidence.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A photo of JD Vance that just begged to be photoshopped... and photoshopped it was! 🤣🤣🤣 Please add any others you've seen!
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Saw a few cringe posts on facebook's "on this day" memories thing, decided its time to do a purge😂 14 years ago 🥲 just... ew😭
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Me: i should buy the dlcs cuz I don't wanna do the side quests *buying it but starts doing the side quests instead of the dlc*
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
"Holding your pee for too long is dangerous" Psh, haven't died yet🙄
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Streamed my first twitch gaming stream (no cam ofc) and I'm like, shaking😂 Didn't tell any of my friends cuz I wanted to be alone basically 🤣 So I'm gonna watch it and cringe
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Being one with few braincells that lets me understand things are very annoying when trying to understand wtf they mean when I try to learn how to run programs and stream on twitch, I wanna game but no cam just audio. Wish my brother was here so he could "dumb" it down for me to understand 😂🥲
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Haha, excuse me what the fuck??
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
(Moves box thats on top of a shelf) "are you stable...? Yes." "Unlike me" (laughs in Astarion)
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Who's your least favourite character in Disney dreamlight valley? Here's mine atm: Minnie, Mike,and Vanellope. It's their voice, the things they say, I just... ughhhh
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
If I only started to make clothes again😮‍💨 But no😔 I only design clothes in games😭 (I have all the stuff to sew shit, I'm just procrastinating)
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
is your child texting about elder scrolls? THX - Take Hist to Xanmeer AFK - Apocrypha For Knowledge TTYL - The Tribunal, You Lie SRY - Survived Red Year NVM - Now Volendrung's Mine WTF - Wabbajack That Fool
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It's time to have reminders for when a new episode of an anime i watch comes out😍 No, not my phone. My sister who also watch the show, even tho i know it's Friday night, I still somehow forget
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
imo movies should only contain sex scenes if they further the plot
A comic showing two adventurers trying to enter a sealed vault. As they look for a way in one of them notices a symbol on the door depicting two people banging. “Could it be that simple?” he muses. And it turns out it is. Having sex in front of the tomb door unseals it, and reveals the treasure inside.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
elon musk asked for more positive content on twitter so I posted this
4 panel comic in response to Elon Musk tweeting: Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform.

Panel 1: Musk standing next to a member of twitter staff on a laptop.
Musk: Did it work? Are people tweeting more positive stuff?

Panel 2: Twitter staff member points at laptop and says: Well, there’s this

Panel 3: A close up of the laptop screen showing  a tweet from @Smoothdunk (me) saying: I’m making a comic about Elon Musk taking a football to the dick

Panel 4: Elon begins to say “what the fuck” but is cut off as a football hits his dick like a ballistic missile
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
right winger identifying fascism
A 3 panel comic featuring Right Wing Red Guy

Panel 1: 
Purple Guy: The LGBTQ+ community?
Angry Red Guy: Nazis

Panel 2: 
Purple Guy: The pride flag?
Angry Red Guy: Fascist propaganda 

Panel 3: 
Purple Guy gestures to a nazi doing a nazi salute: This nazi doing a nazi salute?
Red Guy: Awww. He’s pwobbably waving at his mommy
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Every mind-bending TV show:
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Me: I'm cold My very helpful mom: put on more clothes Me, looks like a puffed up puffy bird:
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I love #disneydreamlightvalley so much😍
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Heii! Har laga en #spleis som e som en go-fund-me men ''norsk'', sånn det føles tryggere om du (eller nokken du kjenne) vil donere nokke 🥰 all info om ''ka'' og ''koffor'' e spør om donasjonene finne du på sida.😎 Takk for å lese😌 spleis.no/top-surgery-...
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The barista women at the cafe i go to when they see me approach, me and my insane desire for latte with nauseating (for normal people) amount of caramel syrup:
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
UK
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Made a binder for only gible cause I love it so much
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
So much drama is happening on threads, so it feels like a nice detox when I get here cuz I mainly follow nature/flower, animals or other calming wholesome things. And on threads it's mostly "for you"
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Unfreeze 2 days of dinner, and in case I forget wtf to put next to it, I add it in the fridge 😂 #bigbrainenergy
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I cant believe its *just* 10am, amazing🥰Not my did I clean the kitchen,washed bed stuff and a few blankets, but I made breakfast AND cleaned them for hand? Like damn, in fire today😍I ate 2/4 baguettes with salmon and eggs,thats even more amazing IN THE MORNING,like yooo, today? Today is the day!!!😎😎
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Was scrolling down here and thought it was surprising to see all these animal posts and nature pics, it's so calming. And then I remembered I'm on bluesky and not threads and it made so much more sense🥲 love it over here💞
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It had to be on purpose😂😂 #fallout76
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
May I be ALLOWED to have more than 300 words? I have thoughts to post into the void, but worry not
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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✨️Elm✨️ @albme94.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This goddamn man scared the living shit out of me😂 It's 3am, I'm gaming on pc, writing a fanfic about the game I'm playing, only to get a jumpscare
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Protect the Wild @protectthewild.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
'Share' this post if you agree!
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