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Kafka’s Concubine @kafkasconcubine.bsky.social · 4h

Name that Bowie song

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 4h

What do you MEAN we have a 'nuanced' relationship with the metric system? It could not be simpler

A table showing the units British people measure things in and it's a shit show that follows no apparent logic

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 23h

Babe debase me like you're Henry VI and I'm coinage is this anything

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Good morning and happy spectacles saturday! Chat where do you reckon you'd be in life if you were born in an era before optometry went mainstream? I'd 100% either be dead or masturbating for groats outside the corn exchange

Masc figure with one arm of a pair of glasses pressed to his mouth

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Anyway, slut season is over. Might get into this sort of content for autumn

Close up mono shot of a supine nude masc with all like bush and hip and belly button

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Having a perfectly innocent* lil daydream when out of nowhere there's all feral everywhere. Happy friday but be careful out there *Eating from behind, obvs

Masc figure naked apart from unbuttoned shorts with right hand reaching down towards the penisular region

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I remember #MeToo feeling like a watershed societal moment and yet we appear to be back there. Nothing has changed, and the blame for that lies entirely with men. We all need to call shit out, on here where it's easy and in real life where - guess what? - it's also really fucking easy.

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is true UNLESS the ai in question is Ai Weiwei. Man is a fucking genius

The Chinese artist Ai Weiwei at a recent exhibition

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy thighsday! Fun Albert lore: I have this little round scar above my left hip bone that I got from diving into a river that was not deep enough to dive into when I was about 8 and it's funny how life's mistakes stay with you isn't it?

Side-on pic of masc thigh and torso area

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Q4! The most magical time of the year in which the music industry drops its biggest and best releases and not mentioning any names but *coughs* Lana *coughs* any time now would be great cheers

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you see this do it! ⊹ name: Albert ⊹ height: 6’0" ⊹ star sign: Cancer ⊹ nicknames: Al, Bertie ⊹ siblings: 1... ⊹ relationship: ...brother ⊹ crushing on: They know, and don't seem to mind ⊹ fav season: Spring ⊹ pets: 0 ⊹ fav color: Blue, blue, electric blue ⊹ live: the U of K

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🩵ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ🩵 (Comms Open 0/3) @ladygoddessey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I never thought this day would come where I'd ever have to write these words. Everything just happened so fast. I still haven't found the time to process everything so please be patient with me. Check my pinned for more comm info. Check quoted post for donation links ko-fi.com/celestialcre...

I've been dreading writing this post. Every time I type it, I get this unbearable, visceral feeling in the pit of my stomach, but I wanted to give you all an update. I will keep it brief. As much hope as we all had for her recovery, and as much as the doctors continued working on her as much as they could, it wasn't enough and my sister has lost her battle with liver failure. I haven't had much time to process everything due to the fact that I now have to bury my only sister. I will be offering a 50% discount on all my commissions so if you'd like one, please DM me. If you just want to donate to her burial funds, you can do so with the Kofi link or any of the links in this quoted post. Thank you for any shares, support, kind words or messages.

~ Goddess 👑

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Morning all! Ain't much but happy ass day

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So yesterday the first PM in my lifetime stood on a stage and had the balls to outline our problems (Thatcherism, Brexit) and identify solutions based in socialism and I cannot tell you how happy it made me

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Aimee 🦋🎀🦋 @aimeexo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The face I make when a man has nothing descriptive in his bio apart from ‘dom’

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This. People can call themselves sluts. For the most part it's playing a character. But you absolutely cannot call them that

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Actually a little bit *something in my eye* about this speech. He gets it.

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Turn on, tune in, slut out Happy tummy tuesday to all who celebrate

Masc wearing unbuttoned denim shorts with torso catching the sunlight

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Happy monoday! Let's be late for work

Mono masc figure wearing a low-slung towel

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh sunday what to do with you?

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Feral friday post which is in no way whatsoever just Monday's but in colour and I'M SORRY BUT SOME OF US ARE WORKING (Slutty necklace though, right gang?)

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Omg new bar set! You've not made it in this space until someone has carved your naked form into wood

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Are thursday thighs still a thing?

Nude masc figure with thigh and torso visible

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I suppose the great unspoken tragedy of Maid Marian is she never lived to see the day that Nottingham City Council would name a stretch of ring road after her. It would have made it all worthwhile

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🕸️🦇 Faye 🦇🕸️ @feelgoodfairy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm so grateful for everything that's happened so far this month - with only 7 days left, I need to boost my goal throne.com/feelgoodfair... I'm going to ask my followers to tip $5 (or more) towards this goal if I've done something that made you smile in September! Thank you all for being here 🫶🏾🧚🏾‍♀️

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Lil ass, lil face. Comme ci comme ca

Masc figure largely side on with top of ass and bottom of face visible

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's no way this isn't about taking ass pics

A quote from The Frog Princess which reads "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your handsome prince..."

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Low-slung, dumb and full of tum

Masc in short shorts (suggestively unbuttoned, obvs) and nowt else

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hot dog, but with wraparound plastic cheese instead of bread What's everyone else having for lunch?

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wake up babe it's monoday and there is much that needs doing

Masc in mono wearing just underwear. There are traces of 'bulge'

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Happy 15th birthday to Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae 'Jeppo' Jepsen. WHAT a record

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Almost october but fuck it we ball

Masc figure in short denim shorts and an open shirt with rolled-up sleeves

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Vi @violetbranwen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just need another $100 (due to throne fees) on this and I can withdraw and get my first months rent and my security deposit sorted. If I can get that I’ll withdraw and be able to muscle my way through the rest!

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Today's feature presentation: The Slutty Professor

Masc fully dressed with a shirt with rolled-up sleeves holding one arm of a pair of glasses to his mouth. In mono just because.

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh he'd be made up: 20-year-old me hated his own body more than anything on this earth

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Babe I can't find my beard oil. Can I do that thing you like and use that instead?

Masc figure with a towel wrapped around lower half as though emerging from a bathroom

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Faye is a fountain of unerring loveliness and ridiculous talent on all fronts. If you're not following her then you need to rectify that before anyone notices.

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Omg why did no one tell me about vegan mince? GAME CHANGER

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sorry I'm late I was shaving my nipples what did I miss?

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Ems @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

TW: Rape 1 in 4 women have been raped (England and Wales stats via Rape Crisis). It could be your friend, colleague, partner, aunt, neice, mum, grandmother. It is definitely people in this space - I’m one of them, a long time ago. I’m not ashamed, only rapists and abusers should feel shame. 1/3

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Morning babe. You looked so sleepy down there I brought you a little pick-me-up. Sorry it's dripping a bit

Masc figure in underwear reaching out with a cup of coffee which is dripping down the side. He is wearing underwear in which there are hints of bulge

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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Shana Tova to all my Jewish friends! 🍎🍯 please stay safe this weekend 💕

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

TV chefs be like "right gonna cook some food" and then they eat it and are all "fuck I'm good" Never any humility or pause for reflection is there?

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You know, I could probably find it in my heart to move my hand if anyone would like to do a lil tippy towards a very deserving cause 👉👈 throne.com/violetbranwe...

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