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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15h

Thighsday tiesday That rhymes so it's probably a thing

Masc kneeling on bed and leaning forward, wearing just a shirt and tie

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 16h

Oh I don't know the names yet! I have so much to learn!

Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 16h

Why are people like this? Oh wait, it's misogyny isn't it? It's always misogyny...

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 16h

Oh the first! I'm an absolute newbie to this. Watched episode 1 the other day and - ignoring the speed with which they apparently travelled from London to Bath by horse - I absolutely loved it

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 18h

Lewds are just better with natural lighting! But the forecast is not looking good :(

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 18h

Haha got a lot on my plate ngl

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 19h

I work two jobs but have my first day off in weeks. Got me some toxic masculinity planned 💪

A 'to do' list comprising three doses of Bridgerton, an everything shower, thigh pics, coffee recycling, lunch and a vegan chilli

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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I've just been reading his replies and wish I hadn't. What a depressing fuck up.

Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Yeah! It's a minor miracle he doesn't start wanging on about 'the force' slightly afterwards

Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Why does he talk like Yoda?

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Thank you! There's risk attached to standing this close to a window - five seconds after this was taken I had to wave at a friend who was out walking his dog lol

He was a beautiful man, that Diego!

I'm thinking of using it to store a collection of things that are quite flat. Might track down original manuscripts of all my favourite poems or some slightly lower cost alternative...

So there's this little restaurant chain that operates in the fancier bits of the West Midlands and their boxes are so beautiful that I don't think I can bring myself to put it in the recycling

A pizza box with two curvaceous lady angels holding a picture of Diego Maradona because Naples innit

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I feel like they must do, although I don't think they would ever call someone "a tit" or exclaim "oh tits" when they dropped a plate. Might do further research...

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I'm curious now: DO they say tits?

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YouTube video by labradorrecords

One of my favourite songs of all time has this low budget video which is 90% ice hockey players fighting. Literally amazing youtu.be/UgO1DNqRa5c?...

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Eternal Death "Cry"

I'm so very sorry. This is a lot. You're being very brave 🫂

Haha I am very much in what I believe is called the 'salt & pepper' period 😆

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I was in America once and heard one woman say to another "you have such a cute fanny" and that doesn't happen so much over here

Also, fannies are something very different over here 😆

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I think about this a lot and it's maybe because on some subconscious level they represent fertility. But they're definitely hot!

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Amazing! Also, do you live in a palace?

For the longest time I avoided sun-dried tomatoes because they look like scabs but now I put them in pretty much everything

Yes! I'm going to start using this until it catches on

Right?! I think they should change the past tense to 'rad' or something to make it make more sense

You literally never meet a Peppa irl do you? Which is odd because everyone else in that town has totally regular first names. I bet they all think mummy and daddy pig are a right pair of pretentious fucks

Slutty tummy day no filter edition (What I like here is there's a shadow from a cactus on the windowsill which lowkey makes it look like I've trimmed my bush into the shape of peppa pig and, y'know, goals...)

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Oh god yeah. I mean, it needs reporting and banning

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This is 100% a man who lives with his mum

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Haha I am certainly old enough!