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albatross

@alb4tross.bsky.social
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myriad mistakes, weathered, wanton, sensation slut. nerd (place references: Arda, Bajor, Preservation, Etheria). geek princess goals

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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we already know: they don't know how to build testing infrastructure that isn't sequestered from the rest of the internet. when do we find out their incompetence and/or negligence is an intentional marketing feature?
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you know, i somehow pass this. and i knew it. like i know i've heard a HEALTH song. 'm still fairly sure i've never heard an fled sporran song.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they did shit like this 8 years ago apparently. wow. hoping they get stuck in a teflon mask wankpanzer doing that thing they do so well.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i mean they forget about them when it's not campaign season because they don't want people to go numb. xkcd 471 is nearly 20 years old at this point. conservatives need outrage because it's the only thing that turns them on anymore, i guess
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that dude is a turdwit of the highest order. i forgot he exists and i feel sorry for his constituents whenever i'm reminded.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm wondering if they're trying to diminish people showing up in costumes at protests (like the frog suits!)
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my console javascript to find who to turn off reposts for
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let baseUrl = "https://bsky.app/profile/";
let results = new Set();
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  if (!e.innerText.startsWith("Reposted by ")) return;
  let lines = e.innerText.split("\n");
  let repostLine = lines[0];
  let displayName = lines[1];
  let siteHandle = lines[2].split("@")[1];
  if (!repostLine.endsWith(displayName)) return;
  let targetUrl = baseUrl + siteHandle;
  results.add(targetUrl);
});
results.forEach((e) => console.log(new URL(e).href));
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
don't know what happened to the hirschfeld institute, do you?
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sounds kind of like "i don't want this person to die bc they're trans, i want them to die because they're homeless." from where i am, both parties are intolerant. oh, hey, do you know what happened to the hirschfeld institute?
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i miss sf. i miss getting coffee at wicked grounds. i miss community. i'd like to think i'll do better next time i live there.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@bsky.app i would really like it if i could keep people's reposts of their own posts out of my feeds. i mean i'll happily turn them all off one by one in the meantime...
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😱 horrified + 🌞 sun =
An Emoji Mashup combining 😱 and 🌞.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sorry, my bad. i had the planetary anxiety wave machine dialed up to 11. 😢
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i miss being part of a community with an ample number of extraordinarily skilled consensual sadists. i'm one of the bottoms/masochists where, well, "it takes a village," at least partially true. i don't even know how to explain it to people. feels like i really mucked things up to get to this point.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it satisfies something very deep within me when someone says my suffering for them is "lovely" 🥰
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh whoa there's a per profile hide reposts option now...
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i still get so worked up when i find new accounts for people i blocked in 2021. have to go search for others. wasted time, all because i still feel fear of them having easy access to my life. someday, this will be behind me.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
at around 23 months since She last let me have an orgasm, i've figured out why it's so intense: i can remember the way my body spasmed during. but the calm, peaceful feeling after? i can't remember it. and trying to makes the aching worse. need. to. give. pleasure. soon. unghnhgasf.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh, it's... still findable tpe.serve101.org/altarboy/
tpe.serve101.org
Chastity Belts
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
same 🤪🫨🫠 also i think i've read every article on the old altairboy website... i wonder if it's still around
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
beautiful
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the last time She let me have an orgasm was about 23 months ago. maybe it was a mistake to add nsfw accounts to my feed here. nothing but aching just to catch up.
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Colorful Cook @colorfulcook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Haunt me 💜
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you’ve got such a beautiful and adorable booner omg
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
also i am direly horny. and the person i’m in chastity to agreed that i might not get to come again in this lifetime. it’s been long enough that i don’t really remember what relief feels like. and i really want cuddles and to make other people come. maybe my body will be happy enough with that.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
bumped my thigh on the corner of a desk really hard and now the muscle is tightening up. ow.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
still thinking about this?
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i have really hot partners and exes.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
tabatha, and i have reasons for that which i will elaborate on if you’d like. how is this related to pronouns again? or, more specifically what’s different between pronouns and honorifics?
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
like in general? just meeting them? i’m not clear how this relates to pronouns, “preferred” or not
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i was thinking threads is hornier than bluesky but i was wrong. added a bunch of nsfw packs last night and it’s much better now. expect me to be more annoying and neurotic here soon.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
what kind of honorifics are you talking about?
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
aww, you've never heard anyone say "sure thing" facetiously. love that for you. i hope you're not the fast one in your friend group.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
not even sure where to begin at improving on this.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
looked at my fetlife account for the first time in a long time. i might be in a weird headspace… but, after looking at and reflecting on my message history and the people i no longer interact with, i think i might not actually be a good friend or community member? even before the pandemic.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
sure thing, i’m glad you explained why you failed to recognize the source of the stupidity.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
strongly worded letters will definitely accomplish this. (translation: we’re doomed. democrats still fundraising on "resistance," without any policy proposals of their own.)
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh, you follow bill maher, no wonder you can’t correctly identify the source of the stupidity.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i have never felt so proud of a us politician’s morality in my life. and i don’t even live in nyc. (i want to, though).
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tttlllrrr @tttlllrrr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means.” Ursula K. Le Guin The Lathe of Heaven
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?
Three kittens in a cage. Two are orange and one is black. Three kittens. Two are orange, one is black. They are laying on a stuffed teddy bear. The black kitten in a scarf.The two orange kittens in a scarf.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
found it on coinswallow’s ig www.instagram.com/p/C6saLSfgL0R/, seems like the original source
instagram.com
Sarah on Instagram: "I got enough requests to save that scrappy infographic from my story that I decided to just do a post about it remember: the reason I'm so vocal about the ways we culturally stri...
61K likes, 840 comments - coinswallow on May 7, 2024: "I got enough requests to save that scrappy infographic from my story that I decided to just do a post about it remember: the reason I'm so vocal...
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
feeling excruciatingly insufferable today. sorry, people who know me.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
hot.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i am having an “i very much dislike myself” day today. oh well.
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Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 14/06/2026
My biggest editing client has officially replaced me with an LLM, meaning I am now functionally unemployed. If any of you need a proofreader or copy editor and value having a human being who can tell right from wrong doing the job, let me know?
sarahshay.com
Copy Editing and Proofreading – Sarah Shay
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Unwoman @unwoman.com · 16/06/2026
I really want to reenact this picture with an additional lady
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
increasingly certain that threads has won the twitter replacement race.
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