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albatross

@alb4tross.bsky.social
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myriad mistakes, weathered, wanton, sensation slut. nerd (place references: Arda, Bajor, Preservation, Etheria). geek princess goals

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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my console javascript to find who to turn off reposts for
let sel = "div.css-g5y9jx.r-1loqt21.r-1hfyk0a.r-ry3cjt";
let baseUrl = "https://bsky.app/profile/";
let results = new Set();
document.querySelectorAll(sel).forEach((e) => {
  if (!e.innerText.startsWith("Reposted by ")) return;
  let lines = e.innerText.split("\n");
  let repostLine = lines[0];
  let displayName = lines[1];
  let siteHandle = lines[2].split("@")[1];
  if (!repostLine.endsWith(displayName)) return;
  let targetUrl = baseUrl + siteHandle;
  results.add(targetUrl);
});
results.forEach((e) => console.log(new URL(e).href));
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i miss sf. i miss getting coffee at wicked grounds. i miss community. i'd like to think i'll do better next time i live there.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@bsky.app i would really like it if i could keep people's reposts of their own posts out of my feeds. i mean i'll happily turn them all off one by one in the meantime...
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😱 horrified + 🌞 sun =
An Emoji Mashup combining 😱 and 🌞.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i miss being part of a community with an ample number of extraordinarily skilled consensual sadists. i'm one of the bottoms/masochists where, well, "it takes a village," at least partially true. i don't even know how to explain it to people. feels like i really mucked things up to get to this point.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it satisfies something very deep within me when someone says my suffering for them is "lovely" 🥰
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh whoa there's a per profile hide reposts option now...
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i still get so worked up when i find new accounts for people i blocked in 2021. have to go search for others. wasted time, all because i still feel fear of them having easy access to my life. someday, this will be behind me.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
at around 23 months since She last let me have an orgasm, i've figured out why it's so intense: i can remember the way my body spasmed during. but the calm, peaceful feeling after? i can't remember it. and trying to makes the aching worse. need. to. give. pleasure. soon. unghnhgasf.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
beautiful
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the last time She let me have an orgasm was about 23 months ago. maybe it was a mistake to add nsfw accounts to my feed here. nothing but aching just to catch up.
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Colorful Cook @colorfulcook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Haunt me 💜
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
bumped my thigh on the corner of a desk really hard and now the muscle is tightening up. ow.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i have really hot partners and exes.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i was thinking threads is hornier than bluesky but i was wrong. added a bunch of nsfw packs last night and it’s much better now. expect me to be more annoying and neurotic here soon.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
looked at my fetlife account for the first time in a long time. i might be in a weird headspace… but, after looking at and reflecting on my message history and the people i no longer interact with, i think i might not actually be a good friend or community member? even before the pandemic.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i have never felt so proud of a us politician’s morality in my life. and i don’t even live in nyc. (i want to, though).
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tttlllrrr @tttlllrrr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means.” Ursula K. Le Guin The Lathe of Heaven
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?
Three kittens in a cage. Two are orange and one is black. Three kittens. Two are orange, one is black. They are laying on a stuffed teddy bear. The black kitten in a scarf.The two orange kittens in a scarf.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
feeling excruciatingly insufferable today. sorry, people who know me.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i am having an “i very much dislike myself” day today. oh well.
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Sarah Shay @sarahshay.com · 14/06/2026
My biggest editing client has officially replaced me with an LLM, meaning I am now functionally unemployed. If any of you need a proofreader or copy editor and value having a human being who can tell right from wrong doing the job, let me know?
sarahshay.com
Copy Editing and Proofreading – Sarah Shay
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Unwoman @unwoman.com · 16/06/2026
I really want to reenact this picture with an additional lady
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
increasingly certain that threads has won the twitter replacement race.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
so that’s what’s happening. cool.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
fuck you, internet. also hi to the human reading this. if any. how is your day going? i hope your needs are met and your pleasures and comforts are plentiful.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
need to be annoying. no one to be annoying with.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
what’s going on?
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
almond bars are a hit. yay surprise baking skills. i made two trays. and demolished ≈½ of the 1st on my own. anyway, i’m overwhelmed and understimulated by the group. moved indoors and am nerding out on my laptop. i miss sf. i miss community. i miss play parties. i miss cuddles. i miss bottoming.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
feeling petulant but also i’m like, "hey, just go parrot mode, focus on what you need to instead of hoping for what isn’t." tired of screaming into the void.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
sometimes i think i'm pissing in the wind and this is one of them. quite grateful for a soft breeze, just my bare feets wet, no ginned up socks or shoes, too, what a triple score. i’ll pass on the big indus tree all fan.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
[unnecessary public processing of emotions posts omitted]
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
over-spooned and under-cuddled
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Goddess Charlotte Lashes @goddesscharlotte.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can anyone who has attended DomCon in the last 2 years confirm or deny if the event has created a gender inclusive restroom for folks who don’t identify as “male” or “female”? I don’t remember there being one when I attended in 2023.
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a rainbow flag with a transgender symbol on it
Alt: a rainbow flag with a transgender symbol on it. The background alternates a diversity of flags that represent nonbinary, trans, lesbian, gay pride, etc.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
life is fucking weird. not sure i mean the good way.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
wanting someone who loves me to call me terrible names so that my brain can go, "oh, this person is saying the things you say to yourself and they still love you. what does the label matter if it can be said with such care behind it?" anyway, … today is shaping up to be a day.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
somf atmt ylm. a monty pythong song.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
holy shit. i am having a strong emotional response to reading someone’s story hook with a "let me tell you what happened." like "maybe i need to leave the internet" and go live in the woods sort of intensity. call to action goes here [if you liked this, pleae crush my head with your car tire].
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
i keep forgetting the holiday; i’d like to say it’s induced by the related, but i forget to even do that. i wish i could sustain any habit. even an unhealthy one.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
she’s so hot i’d eat her used tissues if she wanted me to
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
there are better ways to suffer than the past week. looking forward to the next taste of better.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i’m done with this. i need to unfuck my life so direly. fuck. i’m not sure i’ve been this angry before.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
hold your fur babies closer for me today please.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i have someone i might get to do toppy things with. eeeeee.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
funny how reviewing journal entries for 2 months ago really does remind me what was going on. and how i was being weird. and how others were being weird. being a social mammal is so fucking weird. i’m not a fan of embodiment, generally, and the social aspects feel so far beyond me sometimes.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
found photos/video of beautiful people i miss from sf. baker beach. i miss both of their voices. i am a dunbass.
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albatross @alb4tross.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the d&d campaign continues. and what was it. oh, my character was eliminated from the competition, which means i don’t have anything to prepare for next week, and no anxiety about how it will work out. i can’t wait for my character to get to hit things again.
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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 03/04/2026
hey liberals, i love all of the energy you're bringing to No Kings! but if we're going to make change happen quickly we're going to have to commit to serious economic blackouts like boycotting holidays and general strikes
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