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mr taire was my father please call me alan

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Marina @marinaobaghee.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Poco me las apreciais
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
theyre so competent <3
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KID ♦️🔞 COMM CLOSED @kidwma.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
this has been me for past few months, please send help, i am gonna die
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
como siempre os dejo ver los WIPs
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Ami Thompson @amithompson.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Spooky month
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
happy lesbian visibility week!! 🧡🤍🩷
[image ID: a grayscale sticker design surrounded by a dark outline. Large text on the left reads “you could learn a lot from a lesbian.” On the right are several different intricately shaded drawings, including a hammer, a tall black boot, a heart-shaped lollipop, several connected carabiners, two cherries with their stems tied in a heart-shaped knot, an open metal lighter, a keychain, an apple neatly sliced in half, a bouquet of flowers, a heart-shaped lock and key, and a butterfly wing. All these items are surrounded by a variety of little drawn stars. end ID.]
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Shiro.🍂🍄🗝️🌾 @shirogussi.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Feliç Sant Jordi de part de la vostra (ex)llibretera de confiança🌹💫📖 Compreu molts llibres, regaleu moltes roses i tracteu bé a les llibreteres que porten mesos preparant aquesta diada❤️‍🩹
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tetón colosal @necromonja.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Sobre el turismo: algunos no vivís en zonas de turismo masivo y se nota. Sabemos por qué nos quejamos. Yo soy responsable cuando soy turista, respeto el lugar en el que estoy y a su gente. Eso es lo mínimo y aquí os aseguro que no se cumple.
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
multitasking
b&w drawing of an office with a young person sitting with their feet on the table. theyre smoking, speaking on an old phone and holding a revolver with one hand while they skim through papers with the other. theyre surrounded by more papers on both desk and walls, and a red string connects some of them at the back, in a classic "crime wall" manner
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
multitasking
b&w drawing of an office with a young person sitting with their feet on the table. theyre smoking, speaking on an old phone and holding a revolver with one hand while they skim through papers with the other. theyre surrounded by more papers on both desk and walls, and a red string connects some of them at the back, in a classic "crime wall" manner
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
hold on
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SiMoon @simoondraws.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Young king of Argos 👑
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Kasia Brz @avatarkasia.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
She's never early, always late 🌹🌻🌷🪻🌼💐
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☀️Blissy☀️ @blissy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Ya podéis leer la primera parte del extenso reportaje en el que he estado muchísimo tiempo trabajando para desmentir toda la propaganda a favor de la IA generativa en la industria del videojuego. www.3djuegos.com/industria-ga...
3djuegos.com
Lo que está agravando la crisis de los videojuegos: la imparable escalada de la IA generativa
El pasado 19 de febrero, Microsoft y Phil Spencer anunciaban con mucho orgullo un modelo de IA generativa capaz de generar escenarios de gameplay. La compañía...
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Mads Sherrick @sherrickmads.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
who are you? #severance
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
haircut ✂️🔪🗡️
Artwork of a girl with long plaited hair and antique scissors, a dagger, and a sickle pinned into her hair.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion” From the new Private Eye, out now.
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
born to read romance forced to whack ghouls with a shovel
A character spread depicting a young person with very short blond hair, big almond eyes, a pouty mouth and a bumpy nose - the spread is titled Volkov (written in cyrillic)
There are three sketches depicting the character: a headshot, a half-body shot holding a book and an interaction with another character, Shirley, where she is clearly flirting with Volkov, who is serious in all three of them but clearly blushing in the last. The spread also depicts two items: a book, White Nights, with the original Russian title, and a stained shovel. 
Finally, a handwritten note that has been crossed out reads: "I cannot follow you to Paris"
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
un dia laborable para lloriquear y otro para hacer la actual entrega
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
hello. it's 2025
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
love me a round brush with no personality
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
i want to draw more of these two hmm
rough sketch of peggy and salem. peggy sits on a chair, looking at salem, one knee lifted and held between her hands, and salem stands and looks away, holding a cigarette with her left hand
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
finished 🖤🤎
the same painting as the previous post, polished and finished in detail
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
I love vintage doomed women
A split screen of a leyendecker painting on the right and two characters sitting on the left, attempting to mimic his style. The original drawing is of two women: Peggy and Salem. On the left, Salem is taller, tanner and she has short black hair. She’s wearing a suit, sitting with her legs spread and one knee up. She looks at the viewer with a serious/bored expression. On the right, Peggy’s a blonde young woman with short, curly hair and she’s wearing a vest with a shirt under and long trousers. She’s sitting properly with her hands between her knees, leaning slightly into Salem while looking at the viewerCloseup of their busts without the reference
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al @alantaire.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
quiero que mi primer tuip de esta app sea gracias mixie por dejarme entrar te amo 💗🥹
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