Reposted by Alan The SmitheestGeorge @gorgeousgeorge3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trump is THE BIGGEST HOAX EVER PERPETRATED ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC! FACT! 111637491
Reposted by Alan The SmitheestThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383808577
Reposted by Alan The SmitheestThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 282468370
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Martina Bormann has a fucking CREEPY smile. Ick. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What is it with dog owners that they feel entitled to take them *everywhere*? Restaurants, grocery stores, all manner of shops, pharmacies, etc. etc. I don’t want your fucking mutt around me. Leave it the fuck home. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Trump isn’t waging war on Iran. He’s waging war on Americans and our Republic. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Donald Trump is undertaking the total enshitification of America. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Wouldn’t it be nice to punch Jared Kushner right in the face? 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My name for Natalie Harp is Martina Bormann. 000
Reposted by Alan The SmitheestOlga Lautman 🇺🇦 @olgalautman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026So this is very disturbing. A Russian outlet known for publishing info for Russia’s security services (FSB) wrote an article speculating Patel’s upcoming visit to Moscow. Everything from providing kompromat on Dems to him serving as a back channel. They even discussed what they could get in return. 421016447
Reposted by Alan The SmitheestSkye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Tyson: “How sad it must be to believe that scientists, historians, economists, journalists, & scholars have devoted their lives to deceiving you While a reality TV star with decades of documented fraud, bankruptcies, & failed businesses is your sole source of truth” 6235951221
Reposted by Alan The SmitheestMichelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣 632447696
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Republicans are good with giving nuclear weapons to the home of 15 of the 19 9/11 terrorists. Fuck Trump and fuck Republicans. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Trump is a fucking rapist. I hope he sues me for defamation. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026youtu.be/Qg6NWaPhIWU?...youtu.beEveryone Knows It's Lindsey (song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 16/07/2026FUCKING INSANE. Hegseth Plans to Screen All Troops, Including Women, for Low Testosterone www.nytimes.com/2026/07/15/u...nytimes.comHegseth Plans to Screen All Troops, Including Women, for Low TestosteronePete Hegseth, as defense secretary, has sought to cultivate an image as a manosphere-friendly leader. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Miss Lindsey’s sole legacy is that he was a spineless supplicant whose only principle was groveling before power. Fuck that cowardly loser. 010
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 13/07/2026100% spot on. I’ve long said that conservatives detest our Republic and want it gone. open.substack.com/pub/benwheel...open.substack.comLiberals Don't Understand Conservatives & It's Why They Can't Fight BackConservatives aren't hypocrites, you just don't understand their views. 020
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Goodbye Miss Lindsay. What a worthless POS. 010
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Abrahamic religions are a pox on humanity. economist.com/united-state...economist.comTexas is waging a battle to stop “Islamification”America’s biggest Republican state offers a playbook for a new identity politics 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The GOP is a natural fit for Platner. They’re good with rape. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Graham Platner is an amateur at rape compared to Donald Trump. 000
Reposted by Alan The SmitheestThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026WASHINGTON—Claiming there were strings of explosive devices planted throughout the National Mall, President Donald Trump reportedly attempt to cover up low attendance at the Great American State Fair this week by calling in a bomb threat. 261181151
Reposted by Alan The Smitheestconifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026 182134473878
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Anyone besides me not give a flying fuck about the World Cup? 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Trump is the biggest fucking idiot of all time. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 12/06/2026A world without Musk and without Trump would be a better world. 010
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Anyone besides me who doesn’t give a shit about the latest attempt on Trump? 010
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Trump has an 80% approval rating among Republicans. WTF. 000
Reposted by Alan The SmitheestMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/04/2026 259165993417
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Patel is a drunkard who needs to be removed from office and sent to rehab. 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Any dollar bill I get with Trump’s name on it will have the word “FUCK” prepended to same before it goes back in circulation. 010
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 18/03/2026What’s the difference between Cèsar Chavez and Donald Trump? 000
Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 01/03/2026How many Americans will die from the inevitable blowback from Trump’s wars? 9/11 was revenge 10 years after the Persian Gulf war; what will the death toll be from the revenge from this war of Trump’s? 000
