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Alan The Smitheest

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 13h
Students at a Georgia high school staged a fake cafeteria fight to draw their principal over. Lakeview Fort Oglethorpe High School targeted Principal Bobby Davis on his birthday, highlighting the close bonds he has formed with students as a longtime school alumnus and first-year leader.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 20h
They’ll be swastika-shaped.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s a credit to Norway.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump abhors accountability.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why I didn’t celebrate the 250th, because Trump tainted it into another grift. Fucking fascist asshole. www.washingtonsun.com/whitehouse/t...
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Trump Raised Big Bucks for Freedom 250 — But Most Events Appear to be Funded by Taxpayers
Newly released documents raise questions about what happened to the corporate and private donations.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like father, like spawn. Ick.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nope. This is uncivilized and sadistic.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Stick Figure Vomiting into Toilet
ALT: Stick Figure Vomiting into Toilet
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Attacking academia. Right from the fascist playbook.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We The People should remove his sorry fascist ass from office pronto. 25th Amendment time to remind him who’s really in charge.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alito needs to go. His views are archaic and he’s little more than Thomas’ yes-man.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Time for Trump to be removed from office ASAP via the 25th Amendment. His dementia has made him unable to serve as POTUS. Very obviously.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ellison will definitely bend CNN to his will. That’s why he bought it. Control.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
3600 morons.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He said he had to go to prostitutes because 4’ 11” Tammy Faye had a cavernous vagina. 🙄
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’ve got him on so many drugs that we can hope for an Elvis toilet moment. Or movement.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Russ Vought is an evil POS.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your rhetoric is outdated.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🙄
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not really.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’re getting what they wanted. Good and hard.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
White supremacy is a core Republican value.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Netanyahu LIHOP.
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Marion @mjb0007.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The press could at least show him this.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my fucking Zeus.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a scam. Everything attached to Trump is.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has @wsj.com come to its senses and denounced Trump? Demand his immediate removal via the 25th Amendment to get back in America’s good graces.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vance is a little thing.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rodina, the last great hope of white illiberal “civilization”. 🤮
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Straight from Elon to Putler.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In other words, fuck you atheists. Fuck you right back atcha, Kegsbreath.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Musk’s purpose is to direct as much DoW spending into his pockets. They’re openly grifting, folks.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans are naturally fascist.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump is the error.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude looks permanently startled. WTF is up with that?
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Owning” libs is really expensive.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not many folks planning on buying 8 mpg diesel pickups I should think.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The capital doesn’t need a Nazi-style Flaktürme (flak tower).
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More evidence that Trump is completely detached from reality. 25th Amendment time. Obviously.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does @economist.com honestly believe that Trump cares about democracy?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re just like him - fake and shit.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump is genuflecting because he views Xi as a model to emulate.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This horror is but a small taste of what’s coming with AI.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump and all his spawn are Russian assets.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Standard Nazi tactic. Label the media “Lügenpresse” and start up the censorship.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s a rather ballsy opinion to state given that it’s early AI days and its propensity for hallucinations. Extra wrong knowledge isn’t helpful.
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Alan The Smitheest @alansmithest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EXACTLY.
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