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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 17h

That's what Noel Edmonds sees in the Backrooms.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 28/09/2026

Reading this was like being sexted by Borat.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 28/09/2026

What if Wilson from Home Improvement was Brian Wilson? And he refused to peek over the fence until you gave Eugene Landy an executive producer credit on Tool Time.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/09/2026

Write a heartwarming coming-out/coming-of-age family comedy in four words: "Hello trans, I'm Dad."

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/09/2026

If you want to see how easy it is to regulate AI when the legal incentive is there, simply ask ChatGPT to compile a list of quotes where J.K. Rowling has used virus-based imagery to dehumanise trans people. It's suddenly very strict about what it's able to help you out with.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/09/2026

Life now just feels like that cartoon where the Wile E Coyote clone and the sheepdog clock in, fight all day, then clock out, but with The Left and The Right.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 30/07/2025

Sandie Peggie is Viz Profanisaurus slang for the anal discomfort experienced following a spontaneous beachside encounter with a sex toy that was not adequately wiped clean of accumulated grit prior to use.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 19/09/2026

At first I was like "Oh no, not the a Pink Ladies", but then remembered I was getting them mixed up with the trans-inclusive and generally good eggs The Red Hat Society.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 19/09/2026

My affection is tempered by The Womb forever being alphabetically humbled by them, but not as much as The fucking Wombats.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026

I know it's a rhetorical expression, but The Proclaimers literally look like they enjoy the smell of their own farts. Like they're wine connoisseurs savouring the bouqet of a nice [ChatGPT, insert name of recognisable, amusing-sounding wine here, like that one Paul Giamatti doesn't like in Sideways]

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026

"Yes, Ed, I'm aware you have a song called 'Shape of You'. Could you maybe attempt an erection for the next photo?"

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran quotes his own lyrics while sexting followed by a winking emoji.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran once occupied all top 10 positions in the UK singles chart which is why everyone whining about "slop" can go fuck themselves. I've been PRAYING for robots to destroy human culture.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026

I would simply not enter the Backrooms.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 14/09/2026

I wonder if The Inbetweeners 3 will pass the Bechdel test.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 14/09/2026

There's no indication she purchased anything from them. But she's still promoting the site, as recently as earlier today.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 12/09/2026

I wish more people knew about this. I can't believe she's getting away with it.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026

(6/6)

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026

Apologies for the delay to those of you who've been holding it in, but the official opiumtea.com guide to the guidance is finally here. Follow us at @opiumtea.com or incentivise this nonsense at patreon.com/terfipedia. (1/6)

Opium Tea presents: The Sex Mates guide to Privacy, safety and dignity in the shitter.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 12/09/2026

More literally than many people realise.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 11/09/2026

Blame the latino villain Al Dente, which is Italian for "not cooked".

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 11/09/2026

Ah, I hate those dreams that you've already woken up and done something. Now you have to do it again.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 10/09/2026

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Opium Tea comic strip: Giggle vs Chuckle.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

The Proclaimers, Right Said Fred and Roisin Murphy don't have an EP's worth of songs between them.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

I will be exploring how ordinary civilians became willing participants in the killing fields of the Khmer Rouge in my upcoming book 'Scallywags: How Incorrigible Men got a Bit Rambunctious'.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Easy to ignore tweets at you when you're a public figure in a publication cycle. Less so if you're a 17 year-old trans girl your 600,000 followers are being encouraged to physically track down in the real world.

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

JK Rowling: "i want trans people to be safe" Also JK Rowling: *financially supports and constantly promotes website started by far right Neo Nazis that incites stochastic terrorist violence against trans people and was banned from Patreon for selling illegal weapons*

J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling

Literally nobody on my side of this argument doesn't want trans-
identified people to be safe. They don't want women and girls to be LESS
safe. Fact: 100% of the men women have no need to fear are on my side,
because they're realistic about male violence and male sexual predation.

11:30 AM . Apr 30, 2025 - 25.6K Views

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Good call, just added this to the thread.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Confirmation of J.K. Rowling financially supporting Reduxx.

J.K. Rowling to Genevieve Gluck on Twitter: Have donated, Genevieve. You are magnificent and I have more reason than most to be grateful to you, as you know. Take care of yourself xxx

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Confirmation of J.K. Rowling financially supporting Reduxx.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

In case you missed it, she recently finally went on record as funding Genevieve Gluck/Reduxx, so there really can be no excuse for anyone supporting her in any way whatsoever.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

In case you missed it, she recently finally went on record as funding Genevieve Gluck/Reduxx, so there really can be no excuse for anyone supporting her in any way whatsoever.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

No-one came away from 'The Castle' thinking "I'm glad that nobody who once attended Camp Trans ever murdered anyone," but plenty now seem to be under the impression that Glinner's Great Unravelling was the tragic tale of a man who was occasionally a bit rude/abrupt/forthright on the internet.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

I know that @jonronson.bsky.social has to deal with Graham complaining that he didn't mention an unrelated murder trial, and nobodies like me complaining that he didn't mention 90% of Graham's abuse, but the key difference is, one of those things is actually relevant to the book he was writing.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

I know, and this stuff has just been sitting there, in public, for years, and no-one mentions it.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Not to mention the cesspit of unravelling masculinity brewing in his Substack comments section.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Not to mention the cesspit of unravelling masculinity brewing in his Substack comments section.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Even if you don't go to the effort of verifying and exposing the endless abuse from sock accounts, which could still be pretty easily done, there's more than enough out there in Graham's own name that for some reason didn't even reach Ronson's radar.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Nor the adult whose post-surgery photos he endlessly reposts after being directly asked not to, falsely describing them as depicting (two different!) children. Or the countless other people he's defamed as pedophiles to his 600,000 followers. 'The Castle' might as well be a false flag at this point.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

I saw someone mention that Ronson doesn't interview anyone *about* Graham, which pretty much nails it. No mention of Laurie Penny, who he silenced with threats of litigation. No mention of David Paisley, in the process of suing him for pedophilia-related defamation.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

The end result is handing him yet another giant strawman to play the victim over while sticking to the gender critical movement's modus operandi of never even acknowledging serious accusations against them, let alone denying or defending them. And so they just disappear from the narrative.

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026

Increasingly baffled how @jonronson.bsky.social can write an entire chapter on the unravelling of Graham Linehan without even mentioning the charges of criminal damage and harassing a 17 year-old trans girl who he was filmed drunkenly calling a "sissy-porn watching scumbag".

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